Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

anliteralidiot said:
After aoperng twice in CVG's stream, he's made a video calling him out. He compared himself to Michael Jackson and Elvis, in terms of fame. He also tells CVG to stop sitting around in his sister's underwear, which is very specific. :oops:
In the end, he accuses CVG of being gay for him.

And I've been thinking about this: he's accused three men of having a crush on him, and no women. Jake, Marty, and now CVG.




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He just goes on and on with the joke at the end lmfao he should try stand up, he can open for Patrick Tomlinson.
 
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Archives of all of the other videos that Chance did on 8-7-23 In Chronological order




Thanks again @Consider Lizärds for getting the other one.
 
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MaxxJerm said:
If he doesn't take a plea and goes to trial, he's going to try to get his attorney to put him on the stand so he can "explain himself." His attorney is in a real fucked up position right now. He is supposed to do everything he can to defend his client. Chance has already tried to hand the PD a flash drive with "evidence" that he turned down. If he doesn't let Chance testify it might give Chance grounds to grieve the attorney with the state bar for not doing everything he can to defend him.
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It's Chance's right to testify. The PD can't stop him and should be rightfully grieved for fucking with his constitutional rights if he actually tried to stop it.


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But even in cases of Castle Doctrine or Stand Your Ground the cops have to make an arrest because it's not up to them to decide if it's either of those things or not, it's up to the Grand Jury, then the court.
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There's no mandatory arrest if you used deadly or non-deadly force in Ohio.

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If his PD let's him try to claim either of these things it could end up hurting him. The DA would make it clear that this is not the first time that Chance has assaulted someone like this, by showing the Marty fight.
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That wouldn't likely be allowed in, and even if it was, there's no way to authenticate it and prove Chance is there.

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Chance would then claim that Marty was posing a threat while sitting on a porch a block away. The court might then deem Sally as unfit to take care of Chance because Chance is too dumb to recognize when someone is actually posing a threat and she wasn't able to stop him from assaulting 2 people. In the end, Chance ends up in home
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There are far better odds of a battalion of Chinese paratroopers descending upon downtown Akron than this hypothetical.

Chance isn't going to a home.
 
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God fucking damn, Chase is 100% a lost cause. His next court hearing is the 14th and even his PD told him to stay the fuck off of the internet. What does he do? Cry and moan about "TROLLZ THIS, TROLLZ THAT", further incriminates himself, and now he's going on to CVG's stream and is up to his old tricks. I'm not saying I didn't expect this, but holy shit. (Definitely agree that his cocky self is much more tolerable than his self-pitying moments, though.)
You could tell Chase that if he posts one more video online, his brain would implode, within the hour, we'd still get the, "Yo whas goin' on guys... *fake cries*"
It's become this weird mix of funny and sad by this point.
 
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Chance, if you are reading this thread, please confirm whether or not you're going to tennocon. I'm sure they would love you at the voice acting panel for an infested scream, but I know you have a very important court case.

Apparently people are pretending to be Gloryhole on cash app. Could it be Chance, or a troll?
 
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anliteralidiot said:
While Michael Hacking is fucking crazy, and you should take everything with a load of salt: he said Risky Panacea is claiming he's from Uganda. And there's always Clint.
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He said "Let's just call the person sneaky Jim."

Sneaky Jim was a red hearing that Marty threw out once when chance asked who told Marty about something that Marty catfished out of him.

That makes this pretty interesting.
 
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MaxxJerm said:
He said "Let's just call the person sneaky Jim."

Sneaky Jim was a red hearing that Marty threw out once when chance asked who told Marty about something that Marty catfished out of him.

That makes this pretty interesting.
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I told someone some of my personal info, how could Marty figure this out? Is Marty catfishing me? Nah it's some fucker called Sneaky Jim who somehow knows what I'm telling people.

Chance seriously thinks this Looney Tunes-sounding motherfucker can magically see/hear what he's telling people, 1984 Big Brother style. Atleast CWC found out that people were catfishing him, even if he did blame it on the pickle man.
 
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That video where he's slandering Marty about killing prostitutes or whatever will not play well for him if they start dropping videos showing how he antagonizes people and escalates the situation. Sometimes it seems like he's trying to play pathetic woe is me, which I think would help his case, but literally the next video will be him kneecapping the argument.
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
Wondering if his Public Defender is watching every video Chance uploads. Maybe he's watching this thread. If so, hi buddy! You're not winning this case.
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Highly doubtful. You have no idea how overworked your average PD is, they're often times having to juggle several different cases at the same time, and while I'm sure they want to do the absolute best they can for all of their clients, the fact is there's only so many hours in the day.

If his PD has looked at anything, either something that has been entered into evidence or just out of morbid curiosity, they could tell instantly what kind of client they had on their hands. All Chance has done is the opposite of what his PD advised him to do, which is shut the fuck up and stay the fuck off the internet. Instead Chance just keeps making videos where he insults his PD and questions their credentials and abilities.

Chance only knows how to dole out abuse, not appreciation, so he figures if he insults his PD enough that will force them to spend every single second on his case and work extra hard to keep his unwashed ass out of jail. While back in reality his PD has 5 other cases they're working on with clients who aren't digging their hole deeper and deeper. So why use up more of their time on Chance when it could be much better spent elsewhere?
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
Highly doubtful. You have no idea how overworked your average PD is, they're often times having to juggle several different cases at the same time, and while I'm sure they want to do the absolute best they can for all of their clients, the fact is there's only so many hours in the day.

If his PD has looked at anything, either something that has been entered into evidence or just out of morbid curiosity, they could tell instantly what kind of client they had on their hands. All Chance has done is the opposite of what his PD advised him to do, which is shut the fuck up and stay the fuck off the internet. Instead Chance just keeps making videos where he insults his PD and questions their credentials and abilities.

Chance only knows how to dole out abuse, not appreciation, so he figures if he insults his PD enough that will force them to spend every single second on his case and work extra hard to keep his unwashed ass out of jail. While back in reality his PD has 5 other cases they're working on with clients who aren't digging their hole deeper and deeper. So why use up more of their time on Chance when it could be much better spent elsewhere?
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I can almost guarantee you that Chase's PD wants as little to do with his case as possible at this point. It took him what, less than a day to blatantly disregard the PD's advice? Adding on to the fact that Chase is now mocking him for the whole world to see?
Just imagine it; every time that poor PD has to dedicate time to Chase's case, he lets out a long sigh and thinks to himself, "Let's get this over with..."
 
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Public defenders have way too many cases. He probably won't even check Chance's case until the day of whenever their next meeting is. I can understand why Chance is frustrated feeling like his PD is doing nothing, but that's just how it is. Especially for this case that will likely be a formulaic plea bargain.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Public defenders have way too many cases. He probably won't even check Chance's case until the day of whenever their next meeting is. I can understand why Chance is frustrated feeling like his PD is doing nothing, but that's just how it is. Especially for this case that will likely be a formulaic plea bargain.
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Keep in mind that Chance's only frame of reference for everything in life comes from movies and tv.

He thinks he's a pro race car driver despite never even taking driver's ed, because that's how it worked in Fast & Furious.

He falls madly in love with every catfish within minutes of their introduction, because sparks fly instantly in romcoms.

He thinks he's a legit stone cold bad ass street fighter because he watched Powner Rangers growing up.

We're seeing the exact same thing play out here. Chance figured his lawyer would be just like Denny Crane, Kim Wexler, Allan Shore, or Saul Goodman. Someone who will waltz in, razzle dazzle the jury, drop a few bombshells, and then moonwalk across the room while their client is found not guilty.

That's not at all how shit works here in the real world, but he's too stupid to know that. He's still under the impression that there's a real Allan Shore out there who will move heaven and earth for him and will do it for free, someone just needs to tell him about Chance and his plight so he can fly to Akron and save the day.
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
Wondering if his Public Defender is watching every video Chance uploads. Maybe he's watching this thread. If so, hi buddy! You're not winning this case.
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Cyraxx would have needed Chris level notoriety to get that level of care from his defender. Unfortunately unlike Chris who is recognizable by millions of people Cyraxx is recognizable by like maybe 500 people, half of whom are the alogs openly trolling and stalking him.

Slight tangent relating to that though, that's part of the appeal to me with Cyraxx. There aren't many of them but I love how unhinged the Cyraxx trolls are. There's just something extremely redundant about a-logs fucking with this very obviously mentally ill man that is hilarious to me. Everytime I look at his cross-eyed face and blank expression I start laughing at the absurdity of how a 4 foot 5, 80 pound 40 iq retard managed to create so many enemies.

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How did he have a full video without the buzzing? And then another with the buzzing?


Wait, less than a week ago he put the 23 on his car for his uncle, now it's for Paul Walker.
 
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