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It's really fun to read this when you have never seen Steven Universe, because he sounds like a fucking mental.
Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
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"Martin looked stiff as a board from his shyness which was funny and cute to see." What a peculiarly worded observation, Dobs.
"Calm down and let us enjoy the show already." THEY are enjoying the show.
"Next time I go to one, I’m gonna bring some earplugs so I can enjoy the music without all the trouble." That's not how it works you twat.
"Le Sigh..." How fucking long has be been doing this "sigh..." bullshit?!
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He sounds like that even if you have seen the show.
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We'd know if he heard of T&S because his tiny blue balls would have exploded at the thought of lesbian twins.
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Dobson hates everything that he can't fap to or use to virtue signal.
Dobson is a weird lolcow in that he's kinda low profile with his antics, mostly an obnoxious failed artist, but the moment you start to dig, you end up with so much shit on him, like his Airport job, the Depeche Mode concert and all that jazz.Depache Mode is too hardcore for Dobson?I don't know how it's possible but he keeps getting more pathetic.
The way he words it, it seems he genuinely thought they were doing it to piss him -and him specifically- off. It's something from 7 years ago, so not as relevant, but for fuck's sake.
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Dobs strikes me as the kind of guy that listens exclusively to 90s j-pop from anime openings, chip tunes and Bare Naked Ladies.
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Sit down, you're ruining it for everyone!
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I guess Dobson's true form of art is "not finding joy in anything".
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If he watches Adam Baldwin's scenes in Full Metal Jacket, he may trigger himself to death.
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Would not be surprised.
Makes me wonder if he resents his parents for being straight.
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dobs looks at his crotch everyday and stress sighs at the ugly growth he was wrongfully born with
Andrea Bustcakes saga coming soon
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Nothing wrong with fapping to lesbians but he should at least be honest about it instead of trying to sound progressive. Man, Dobson is tedious.
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It's not even a shameful fetish. Lesbian porn is the number one watched porn for men and number three for women. If anything Dobson's fetishes are vanilla as hell.
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But he can't be honest and comfortable like all them other MENZZ, he has to be "progressive", better then all the other men, just to give him an excuse to hate them
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I wonder if Dobbo has ever played a majority of the Zelda games, let alone beaten them. For all the whining he does about the series I'm willing to bet he couldn't even formulate proper Top 5 list let alone a Top 10.
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The "headcanon" Dobson is talking about is the creator of Doug saying that The main character doesn't end up with his crush.