Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

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Lidl Drip

Lidl Drip

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:null: This thread is causing immense anal pain and cringe from within the forum itself, so it is under special rules.

The purpose of this thread is "Man Hate". It is not a thread for men to ask why they hate men. It is not a thread for trannies, period. It is not a thread for women to defend men. The concept is simple.

What about hating women??? Good news: There's at least three different threads for that (try this one), and the politics boards are very friendly to seething about how giving women the vote caused the west to fall.

There is almost a 100% chance that you reading this would agree that women should be allowed to remove trannies from their bathrooms. So, you already conceptually understand the idea of a women's space. It is hypocritical to accept that and not this.

Effectively, there is zero place on the Internet for the specific demographic of women who want,
  • to complain about men and troons (reddit will allow the former but never the latter),
  • to complain about men of different cultures and races (lolcow farm will ban for 'racism'),
  • to complain about men, troons, and different races without men and trannies shitting it up (i.e. on 4chan it would be flooded with gore).
That means it's either here or nowhere, and I am sympathetic to all shitposters without homes.

Please stop being big fat gay babies. Thanks.


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Basically what the title says. Men are dumb as hell and they say and do stupid shit all the time that we should laugh about together. This is not a thread to discuss if all men are bad or not, so don't come in to cape for scrotes and be a handmaiden. Scrotes seethe quietly, inb4 "angry fat catlady dykes seething cause they want muh dick" blahblah. Whine about it to your buddies, oh wait you can't cause they would call you gay for having an emotion.

You can share funny or enraging things men say or do or just share your memes making fun of men.

Some examples of dumb shit men say:
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Meme example:
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Enjoy.
 
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Man hate is just as dumb as women hate. Stop being butthurt about autistic loners calling you slurs online and move on to better and more productive shitposting. Even better, take a break from the internet since hating half the human race for existing and using twitter and memes as evidence is peak terminally online behavior.

To any men who want to respond to this thread. Don't. It isn't worth the time or energy.
To any women who want to respond to this thread. Don't. It isn't worth the time or energy.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Man hate is just as dumb as women hate. Stop being butthurt about autistic loners calling you slurs online and move on to better and more productive shitposting. Even better, take a break from the internet since hating half the human race for existing and using twitter and memes as evidence is peak terminally online behavior.

To any men who want to respond to this thread. Don't. It isn't worth the time or energy.
To any women who want to respond to this thread. Don't. It isn't worth the time or energy.
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Cringe and didn't read the rules of this thread. Real life stories about men being dumb are absolutely allowed btw. No butthurt virtue signaling like this tho.
 
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i once went to a movie
4 incredibly fat men came in just as i sat down, i think they were all a family, and sat down 2 rows in front of me
they stunk, really badly, it made my toes curl, and before the movie even started they were all eating, and the sounds of the packets they were handling was very loud and constant due to having 4 of them all doing the same thing
i got up, and i moved back 2 rows, and it wasnt far enough because their stink had wafted back even there, so i moved back 3 more and i could watch in peace
just as the movie trailers ended and the movie was about to begin, i heard the loud sound of one of these jumbo fucks emptying their drink with straw sounds and all
one of them had already finished their fucking drink............
 
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I must recount to you the harrowing tale of an unforgettable bus ride I recently endured. Picture, if you will, a large and obese man who boarded the bus with a single purpose: to indulge in his voracious appetite for canned ravioli.

As he plopped himself down on the seat, the very ground seemed to tremble under the weight of his presence. With a mischievous glint in his eye, he reached into his bag and produced a seemingly endless supply of canned ravioli. Yes, you heard that right — canned ravioli! The kind that comes in a suspiciously gelatinous sauce, packed in tiny metallic containers that emit a distinct odor.

Undeterred by any shred of social decorum, he began tearing into those cans with the ferocity of a starved lion. The symphony of metallic clinks and clanks echoed through the bus, as if it were trying to protest the violation of its auditory sanctity. But our ravioli aficionado was impervious to judgment.

As he slurped and smacked, the sauce managed to find its way to every corner of his face, transforming it into a mosaic of tomatoey fingerprints. Some passengers cringed, others turned away in horror, and a brave few tried to hold back their giggles — all while enduring the cacophony of his relentless munching.

The air inside the bus became thick with the scent of tomato, a pungent reminder of the culinary spectacle before us. With each passing stop, more passengers embarked and were unwittingly exposed to this scene of gastronomic extravagance. Some retreated to the back, seeking refuge from the spectacle, while others simply accepted their fate as captive audience members.

But just when we thought the performance was reaching its grand finale, our rotund protagonist pulled out a jar of pickles to accompany his canned ravioli feast. Pickles! Yes, dear reader, he somehow managed to turn a bus ride into a smorgasbord of mismatched delicacies.

As the bus neared its destination, the ravioli enthusiast sat back, seemingly content with his gustatory triumph. The remnants of his meal were scattered around him like culinary debris, a testament to his inconsiderate gastronomic indulgence.

And that's how I learned to hate men.
 
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Georgio Cocklord said:
I'm sorry wine and cats are your two best friends @Lidl Drip. The worst people of a group don't represent all of them.
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Well here at least we have a dumb thing that men like to say a lot that we can discuss. Whenever they are angry at a woman who says something they don't like they immediately seethe and cope about how this woman must be lonely, old and unfuckable. I think it's because the thought of a hot Stacy hating their guts just hurts way too much to even imagine. Classic male coping mechanism.
 
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