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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Shig O'nella said:
Still appreciated.

Your second pic pissed me off. If one of my sheep looked like that, I'd be rightly ostracised by the whole damned dale. If the lazy fucks can't be assed to do a light shear and dip, they could at least hand pull the worst of it. Recipe for flyblown otherwise.
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Troons think chronically festering wounds are no biggy tho
 
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Another update since the black goat just gave birth to two kids. This should hopefully be the last surprise pregnancy, but life (and the Tranchers' incompetence) will probably find a way...
The animal count is now 7 alpacas, 5 goats, 1 sheep.
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You can see in the background of a few videos that plants are starting to grow back on the previous pasture (their backyard). I get the feeling that it might end up like the old Tranch if they aren't careful about letting it fully recover before rotating the animals back to it. On the old Tranch, it got to the point that only inedible little shrubs would grow - and only during the rainy season.
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Desertification check on the new pasture (their front & side yards):


The new baby goats:

Jen manhandles one again, because - in his words - "you're small and you don't have agency". Charming fellow. 🤡
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
There's no way someone can seriously believe Ben Franklin, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson alone couldn't pass modern high school if they were granted a modern childhood with access to the information that entails rather than transported through time and immediately asked to do it. I bet the ones I named could do this, not because I worship the Founders but because high school standards aren't more rigorous than what those guys studied on their own. They probably could even figure out the hardest part, the science, because they understood the science of their time and we haven't exactly overthrown most of the basic general knowledge there. Franklin and Jefferson probably would love modern high school biology and chemistry, they would already know the physics for the most part. All these dudes did math without calculators lmao, and not a single one of them ever ran a failed ranch with mass graves.
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The pervasive narrative of our modern times is rooted very firmly in Enlightenment era thinking and goes along the lines of "Our ancestors were ignorant and savage people who although perhaps stronger of body lack our own reasoning and intellectual abilities and their ignorance led to the mistakes of the past, with each generation we grow wiser and better."

It's no surprise that people would swallow the load of shit that says "Some of the most intelligent thinkers born in the 1700s are not only far more stupid than the people of today but so stupid compared to us that they couldn't even best an average American teenager."
 
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Vesperus said:
Why can't these retards grow herbs or potatoes or something?
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Cute potatoes don't bring in Patreon bucks.

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
It's no surprise that people would swallow the load of shit that says "Some of the most intelligent thinkers born in the 1700s are not only far more stupid than the people of today but so stupid compared to us that they couldn't even best an average American teenager."
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It's this kind of thinking that makes people say "We could go back in time with a flashlight and convince them we're gods!" People back then didn't know what we know today, but barring very few exceptions they weren't idiots. They wouldn't know what modern technology was at first, but if you introduced them to it, they could figure it out.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Cute potatoes don't bring in Patreon bucks.


It's this kind of thinking that makes people say "We could go back in time with a flashlight and convince them we're gods!" People back then didn't know what we know today, but barring very few exceptions they weren't idiots. They wouldn't know what modern technology was at first, but if you introduced them to it, they could figure it out.
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To quote my high school machine shop teacher: "if you took a man from the bronze age and showed him modern technology he'd flip out for a week, start to figure out how to use it a week later and in a month he'd be texting and driving with his knees bitching about traffic. Humans have always been quick to learn and have always been intelligent. The only thing that has changed in the last 5000 years is availability of information. Never think yourself smarter because you know more, because anyone with the opportunity and will to learn can and will."

Humanity is a bunch of smart monkeys working together to pass on our wisdom to the next generation of smart monkeys so they can rebuild it rather than have to waste time figuring it out for themselves. Wiser doesn't mean smarter, it just means you are more knowledgeable, and that only applies if you shut the fuck up, listen to the wise, then take the time to build your own wisdom upon it. Something many of these people fail to do. The father is wiser than the son, but when the son is as old as the father he will be wiser still for he'll possess the wisdom of the father and his own life.
 
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The converse is of course that you can't send most of us back and expect us to be successful. Some of us could make livings as some kind of weird mystic who knows crazy stuff. Some of us might be able to come up with like a light bulb really early or something because we remember the specifics of how to do it. The division of labor has been very good for us, but few of these types realize just how much wealthier we live because of it and the exponential nature of how it builds on what came before without needing everyone to know every part, and really because of just the last couple centuries of it, compared to all of human history ever.

A microcosm of this happened in the Cultural Revolution when they sent young urban people to the rural villages. The two societies were only generations apart and it wasn't just the urbanities wanting to be sent home to their luxury, most of the rural people wanted the useless drains on the village gone too especially if they started trying to change stuff that worked. Some fit in and settled down by adopting the local practices not by trying to remain superior.

It's a very weird intentionally stunted mindset and it explains why they constantly produce grandiosely promised failures like the Tranch. They could have done all the Tranny Waco shit and everything else but actually tried to follow how to run a ranch. But instead they tried inventing "sustainable agriculture" without any knowledge of either word and stockpiled an animal for which they had no idea of what the value of it was. They wanted nothing but an antagonistic relationship with the people who could actually most help them.

To put it in terms they understand from their devoted readings (lol jk) they invest constantly only in the superstructure, they spend zero time on the base. They expect the base to reproduce inherently and solely from the superstructure.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
A microcosm of this happened in the Cultural Revolution when they sent young urban people to the rural villages. The two societies were only generations apart and it wasn't just the urbanities wanting to be sent home to their luxury, most of the rural people wanted the useless drains on the village gone too especially if they started trying to change stuff that worked. Some fit in and settled down by adopting the local practices not by trying to remain superior.
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There was also this really good travel blog by a Belgian couple going through the Congo and somehow not getting raped or murdered.

One of the stops they made was to a Jesuit mission, where the Jesuits had sent the priests to college in the states to learn engineering. They were certified engineers, they had all this technical know-how on how to build water treatment, drill wells, irrigation, construct buildings... and then find themselves in the middle of the congo where its years to get basic hand tools let alone a well drill.

Sending them to the Ren Faire to learn blacksmithing & woodworking would have been more useful.
 
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Vesperus said:
Shit, I suspect. Goats aren't as fluffy as sheep, but many breeds still need looking after round the back.

Why can't these retards grow herbs or potatoes or something? Why does it have to be animals?
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I was gonna say "yea at least they can eat the veg", as they don't eat the animals, but maybe this whole operation is just growing animals to shit shit for jen to eat.
 
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Procopius said:
Even though Kevin's in London right now, he's brought a little piece of home with him to remind him of the Tranch.

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We all now know what this filthy disgusting creature smells like. He smells like cat piss.
retard strength II said:
How ridiculous that peoole have to fly and share public transport and general space with this stinky ass.
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It's disgusting that humans have their existence defiled by having to share space with the malignant and repulsive creatures that are troons.
 
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