apparently part of dave's lore is that (he claims) a woman (he claims) he dated (he claims) slept with his brother. given dave's documented history of deceit and creepy psychological predatory manipulation, i don't believe he ever dated her, and given what a dirtbag he is, her fucking his brother is probably just a projected paranoid fantasy. probably she was just some poor sucker who got idpol'd into being nice to him, he decided they were "dating," she... idk, met his brother at a family function he tricked her into attending and she had a conversation with him? that's being generous. just as likely she never existed.
he did, however, write a song about this trauma. enjoy... the highest praise i can give him is that, musically, dave is a hair better than
october evans.
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Idiotic lyrics aside, this is fucking embarrassing coming from a "professional" musician.
- It's entirely in mono, because he decided to use a 6-track loop pedal for recording an album, then, when he broke it, decided to use a 2-track pedal instead rather than wait for it to be repaired or use even basic recording equipment or software.
- You can hear him count the tambourine part in. One, edit that shit out. Two, I've never, ever, heard a musician count
themselves in. Fucking embarrassing.
- The recording quality is horrible. A man with a $40,000 guitar collection can't afford a half-decent mic like an SM57, that costs like $90.
- The song only has three basic as shit chords that just repeat over and over. Again, don't use a loop pedal to record you spacker.
- The guitar playing is really average and dull for someone who wants to earn a living playing and teaching guitar.
- The guitar solos are riddled with mistakes even though they're the same basic licks repeated over and over.
- Dave can't sing a fucking note.
- Dave sounds 100% like a man. A man who can't sing.
Fucking horrible. 0/10. Even Cobes' music is better. Whilst he's a worse guitarist than Dave, he at least puts some imagination into his arrangements and arguably writes better lyrics. He can use Garageband/Audacity, which Dave apparently can't. Cobes' music is in stereo. He's no worse a singer than Dave, either.