Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

wow its crazy as gen con wrapped up I can see Fatrick is now catching up with troll comments from 2-3 days ago.

This really is how he spends his life, wild.

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One of the most consistently funny things about Fat is how he lets trolls ruin so much of his day, every day.
His compulsion to answer every single one of the comments shitting on him, (often with what you'd think was copy/paste snark, but various spelling/grammatical errors show he types out individually by hand each time) never ceases to amuse.
Heres proof right here Fat is even working through a backlog of troll comments he answers like fanmail.
Its beyond retarded.
I don't know any other cow who seems compelled to answer any and every post directed at or mentioning him.
That urge to get the last word in is what has consistently fucked him too and he still does it.

At the Mountains of Fatness.

The Fats in the Walls.

 

[Divine right to rule]

browsed Fat's twitter account to get his latest updates on Ethan Van Sciver's campaign of terrorism and saw he responded to Ian Miles Cheong as well. if this was posted earlier i definitely missed it.

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i like how he retweets every single one of his own posts. however, i wanted to post this specifically due to his third point...

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1.7 gpa.

It is fascinating how Fatrick tries to correct the record, when the video clearly shows that he swung multiple times at the cops, and they restrained him after that.
What else would that motion be?
Retarded autistic rage spasm?

 

[TheGuntinator]

This basically confirms he's using a PR firm. Those are about as expensive as a good lawyer, so you know Niki is hooking him up with one.

I love how the firm is working overtime to recover Pat's image and he's so insufferable it shines through every time. Like he cannot keep the facade up long enough for them to record a puff-piece. People mock Pat for being low IQ and given how he can't keep a straight face and stay on topic in an interview he paid so much money for I'm inclined to agree.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know any other cow who seems compelled to answer any and every post directed at or mentioning him.

This is what makes him the perfect cow. No matter how zero-effort, or how openly retarded the troll is, this fat retard will respond like he is programmed to.

It's too bad he won't reproduce again, because if you could breed this pig thing, you'd have an endless source of lolpigs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is what makes him the perfect cow. No matter how zero-effort, or how openly retarded the troll is, this fat retard will respond like he is programmed to.

It's too bad he won't reproduce again, because if you could breed this pig thing, you'd have an endless source of lolpigs.

We need to isolate and study his DNA.
The secrets to breeding a Master Race of Lolpigs is locked within the twisted and cholesterol choked pathways of this blobs cheese system.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Lovecraft Rick is my favorite Rick:
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I wonder if Fatrick named his cat after Bernard Trammell or something else.....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Low-IQ hog squeals loudly, but is the only one who imagines he "owns" violence (L):

 

[Shig O'nella]

We need to isolate and study his DNA.

I'll agree on the condition that there are at least four labs, widely spaced around the globe, who's sole task is to find an antidote.

 

[AnOminous]

Low-IQ hog squeals loudly, but is the only one who imagines he "owns" violence (L):
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Lmao does this fat lying faggot actually think anyone believes this dumb bullshit? We've seen his stance. He carries a gun like a faggot.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Nah. Be fair to Fatrick. Since he makes no claim to ever hitting anything, I'm forced to consider his boast as "Possible."

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Low-IQ hog squeals loudly, but is the only one who imagines he "owns" violence (L):
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what the hell does that even mean, 'owning violence'? methinks patrick should switch from bourbon to scotch.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lmao does this fat lying faggot actually think anyone believes this dumb bullshit? We've seen his stance. He carries a gun like a faggot.

The nasty habit Fat has of flagging his own hand, the person filming, and various other passersby unlucky enough to find themselves next to this "NRA Certified Self Defense Instructor" would get him banned from most ranges if an RSO happens to be looking in his direction.
He's a fucking hazard to everyone around him.

Having a dyslexic editor assigned to him is fucking priceless and just shows Fats literary agent and publishers hold him in the same contempt we do.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

One of the most consistently funny things about Fat is how he lets trolls ruin so much of his day, every day.
His compulsion to answer every single one of the comments shitting on him, (often with what you'd think was copy/paste snark, but various spelling/grammatical errors show he types out individually by hand each time) never ceases to amuse.
Heres proof right here Fat is even working through a backlog of troll comments he answers like fanmail.
Its beyond retarded.
I don't know any other cow who seems compelled to answer any and every post directed at or mentioning him.
That urge to get the last word in is what has consistently fucked him too and he still does it.

its really interesting especially when contrasted with him telling the truth on TV or when he thinks he isn't being recorded that he owes money and has a lien on his house and whatever else. I think its tied to his sperging about Elon buying twitter too, it is like he thinks if he can curate his X timeline just right everyone will simply believe that his delusions are reality.

He takes his X clout more seriously than real life consequences. It is lunacy I just cannot comprehend what is going on in that fat noggin of his that led him to his point.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know any other cow who seems compelled to answer any and every post directed at or mentioning him.
That urge to get the last word in is what has consistently fucked him too and he still does it.

It has to be killing him to know the Law & Crime YouTube and FB posts about his case are bursting with critical comments. People just don’t buy it and have sharper insights than the reporters do. It’s one of those rare occasions when normie reactions to what media has presented to them are actually rooted in good sense. If only all media was consumed with such a critical eye.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Lmao does this fat lying faggot actually think anyone believes this dumb bullshit? We've seen his stance. He carries a gun like a faggot.

He looks like a faggot in everything he does.
A triehard bottom bitch who wants to convince the world that he is an alpha top

 

[Procrastinhater]

It has to be killing him to know the Law & Crime YouTube and FB posts about his case are bursting with critical comments. People just don’t buy it and have sharper insights than the reporters do. It’s one of those rare occasions when normie reactions to what media has presented to them are actually rooted in good sense. If only all media was consumed with such a critical eye.

Seeing those comments was gold.
I'm surprised he hasn't taken to the comment section to child all the normies pulling apart his story and tell them to enjoy prison.

 

[Uncle Buck]

what the hell does that even mean, 'owning violence'? methinks patrick should switch from bourbon to scotch.

He's angry and oinking over this (L):

...and, apparently, that Jon re-xeeted Ian Miles Cheong.

See also...

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's angry and oinking over this (L):
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...and, apparently, that Jon re-xeeted Ian Miles Cheong.

I wonder how many of those he called on himself?

 

[Divine right to rule]

what the hell does that even mean, 'owning violence'? methinks patrick should switch from bourbon to scotch.

He means that brave leftists like him will fight the fascist uprising in the streets.

Yes. He seriously thinks that.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat rarely deletes his own tweets (it's letting the idiots win) so he knew he fucked up with that vague threat towards EVS.

I tried reading Starship Repo and it's bad but not in a fun way. Like you can't even skim through it, each paragraph has something new wrong with it and Pat's inability to keep the plot/characters straight makes the book impossible to follow. There's some amusing failures in what I saw but it's not worth it.