💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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OtherLastTrainHome said:
what's disturbing is that he went from The Ark in 2015 to Starship Repo by evolving his poop humor. The Ark just has a floating turd in microgravity and honest crewmembers are referred to as "floaters" and that's a "slur".

then in Starship Repo, there is a female character, literally a minor, being shat upon by an alien.

what did patrick mean by this?
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He's "into things", you see...

Always remember, it was negative reviews of things like you mention that led him to oink to the SFWA for help in suing the internet.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
and the constant scat "humor". something i've been meaning to bring up but waiting for the right time is a simple question: Patrick self-published this crap, right? that's why it's not edited or anything, right? Starship Repo some-fucking-how got shat out by Tor and there's no polishing, and so far i still think that one's worse. every single thing that ShinyStar had to say about it applies here, too.
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Never needed an editor stalker baby child.

Shig O'nella said:
Guess what?! That be a well known and used trope too!

It's based on various real navy traditions that a ship has only one god/captain. In both the Royal Navy and the USN for example if there's a second person with the actual rank of captain on board ship, they get a courtesy bump in rank to Commodore (or equivalent in the case of the cargo of Marines) to prevent even the slightest possibility of confusion.
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That’s cool! Patrick missed the opportunity to get some bonus word count by explaining this tradition.

Benson smirked at Theresa’s confused look. “Back on Old Earth there were vast bodies of water where great metal not-spaceships roamed. Now listen carefully baby child, on those ships there can only be one captain just like there’s only ever one captain in Zero Finals and so that’s why I may rank as a captain but they call me Brigadier General or chief but never captain, child.”
 
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Uncle Buck said:
Low-IQ hog squeals loudly, but is the only one who imagines he "owns" violence (L):
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John Thicc :story:
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John Andrews Stan said:
It has to be killing him to know the Law & Crime YouTube and FB posts about his case are bursting with critical comments. People just don’t buy it and have sharper insights than the reporters do. It’s one of those rare occasions when normie reactions to what media has presented to them are actually rooted in good sense. If only all media was consumed with such a critical eye.
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Look at the downvotes on it, it's always a great day when another Pat poster is born.
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I'm going to lock in my predictions for the court hearing. He's going to try to argue to the judge about how the ruling was improper, and essentially try to use 8/24 as a do-over for the lolsuit he already lost.

Naturally the judge isn't going to have any of that shit.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I’ll be very surprised if he shows up on the 24th.
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If he doesn't show up - bench warrant.

The instant he gets a bench warrant, one of his alogs will swat him, that's something as predictable as the sunrise.

The cops ain't going to be all friendly, knocking, and letting him get a swing or two in this time. Not when he's actually wanted.

So, he's got to show up and he knows it. It's the only way he can maintain any dignity.
 
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After doing minimal research into that NRA cert he's so proud his dad has, and unsurprisingly it's not that impressive. No way there were only three in WI, maybe only three in the shithole town he grew up though.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
After doing minimal research into that NRA cert he's so proud his dad has, and unsurprisingly it's not that impressive.
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Who the fuck brags about their parents' achievements anyway? Like, being PROUD of them is one thing but bragging as if it makes you in any way notable is the sign of a total failure.

"My dad owns a dealership!"
 
Lady Crow said:
Who the fuck brags about their parents' achievements anyway? Like, being PROUD of them is one thing but bragging as if it makes you in any way notable is the sign of a total failure.

"My dad owns a dealership!"
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Trying to use your parent's achievements to give yourself credibility is definitely a sign of a failure but what makes it worse is when you lie about your parent's achievements. Like Pat.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
Trying to use your parent's achievements to give yourself credibility is definitely a sign of a failure but what makes it worse is when you lie about your parent's achievements. Like Pat.
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I thought everyone had grown out of the “My dad’s bigger than your dad” kind of thing once they left primary school.
 
Wait what, its his Dad he was claiming was the NRA guy?
So what does that even have to do with...
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Oh right, FAT.
 
Things Once Remembered said:
I'm going to lock in my predictions for the court hearing. He's going to try to argue to the judge about how the ruling was improper, and essentially try to use 8/24 as a do-over for the lolsuit he already lost.

Naturally the judge isn't going to have any of that shit.
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He is absolutely going to do this.

It would go to show Fatrick has zero understanding of how courts work or what procedure is. The second he tries to bring up the previous case that has already been ruled on, the judge will slap him down immediately.

Fatrick hopefully understands he is at the end of this road and can’t go back to the beginning and start over.

What am I saying? Of course he doesn’t.
 
Shig O'nella said:
So, he's got to show up and he knows it. It's the only way he can maintain any dignity.
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You’re not thinking like Pat, whose absolute nightmare scenario is being dominated in front of his enemies. He’d rather be dragged screaming from his hovel and feed his martyr complex than be cuffed and humiliated in front of a pointing, pissing themselves laughing crowd of Dan, BDA, et al.

Pat doesn’t deal in dignity. He knows only domination and submission. And submitting to the authorities in front of his delighted enemies would pain him much more than any police beating.
 
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