Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

Another year delay for the world to be denied the "masterpiece" of GREER MUSIC.
I get the feeling he messaged Mariah non stop about it and she ignored him so his feelings got hurt so delay it a year and still blame us for the excuse she wouldn't suck his penis.
I wondered how long it would be until he included his pronouns..
One thing about Russ when he says he is going to do something..you know it will never happen.

 

[DrJonesHat]

We found out about the "startup" loan when Russ left a negative review for a payday loan company complaining that they wouldn't give him a "startup" loan. Therefore yes, as hard as it is to believe, Russ tried to get a business loan from a payday lender and thought he could start a business (presumably his idiotic whore resort idea) with the kind of loan you get from a payday loan place, which usually won't give you more than a few hundred bucks. This is your brain on Russ.

Silly me, I tired to apply reality to Russ. I know, I know, I should have learned by now...
It's typical he has no idea how things work. Like how he thinks celebrities read their own business email or work at the companies that make products with their name on it.

I'd like to know what he thought he could do to start a business with millions of startup costs with only a grand at most.

 

[AnOminous]

The reason I hated them is because they would show up every time I had a woman come over. They thought they were prostitutes (they weren't) and were trying to turn me from my sinful ways. They escalated to calling the police every time they saw a woman go into my house. The final straw is when they called the cops when my girlfriend came over and they insisted she was a hooker. They had more people living in the house than was legally allowed, so I called code enforcement on them. The landlord was irritated people were living there that weren't paying rent, so he evicted everyone.

That level of lunacy is pretty uncharacteristic of Mormons, at least these days. I don't blame you for fucking with them back.

They sound like a bunch of Russell Greers.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That level of lunacy is pretty uncharacteristic of Mormons, at least these days. I don't blame you for fucking with them back.

They sound like a bunch of Russell Greers.

Think Russ if instead of being fixated on having sex he fixated on other people being good Mormons. Instead of being sex pests, they were morality (their version) pests. I think they had a particularly zealous leader or at least someone who was encouraging them to be twits.

Anyway, anyone care to start a betting pool on if Russ actually manages to serve Sybil this time?

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

Setting a release date a year from now makes me believe that he just does it to torture us.
If so, to be honest, well played Russell.

Putting pronouns in your bio cancels out that small W though, should've stuck with Musician/Band.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Putting pronouns in your bio cancels out that small W though, should've stuck with Musician/Band.

Alternatively, either Pip/Squeak or Suck/Me/My/Penis.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I used to torment and troll the Mormon missionaries who showed up in their K-mart clip-on ties in pairs on bicycles until I realized I was just being a mean dick. Now I give them lemonade and listen to their pitch and try to throw in a couple low-key depth charges.

Mormons are annoying but, for the most part, they're extremely nice and pleasant and genuine in their faith.

No need to be a dick about it. If you want them to go away tell them you're Jewish and they'll never come back. That's what my Dad used to do when these religious types come to the door.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Mormons are annoying but, for the most part, they're extremely nice and pleasant and genuine in their faith.

I went to college with a Mormon guy and the only time it came up was when he was introducing me to his family. He had a lot of siblings.

 

[kcbbq]

The Jehovahs Witnesses, they're another story, they don't give up.
Mr. Cheese answered the door on them one afternoon, forgetting he was still wearing his pistol. The two old ladies said they were sorry for bothering us and haven't come back, but there's a new crew who are very persistent. I just don't answer the door. But they stuff their brochures under the door, in the window next to the door, under the door handle, and so on.

I think JWs keep a list, too, I haven't been bothered by them since I told them "No, thank you," decades ago. I probably wouldn't have done that if I lived closer to where Prince used to do his missionary-ing and he was still alive, because that's a story few can top.

Seriously, having the purple midget knock on your door to give you a copy of The Watchtower? Fucking surreal.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

announcing a song a year in advance does the opposite of building anticipation. A movie, sure, but a song doesn't take a year to record, mix and master for anyone (except Russ).

 

[️ronic]

announcing a song a year in advance does the opposite of building anticipation. A movie, sure, but a song doesn't take a year to record, mix and master for anyone (except Russ).

It's been mentioned before in this thread, but Russ really doesn't know how to be an up-and-coming artist. You can't build hype for a release when nobody knows you. If you want attention, you need to be releasing new material as fast as you can. Nobody's marking their calendar (except for us) for one year from now.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

do we have enough Greer audio to restore the authentic versions?

Depends on the method, if it's voice cloning, no, it'll try and sound too articulate (also high pitched and soft-whiny, like a child predator, interestingly) but if they can make a headcrab zombie sing Billie Jean then it should be possible too.

It's been mentioned before in this thread, but Russ really doesn't know how to be an up-and-coming artist. You can't build hype for a release when nobody knows you. If you want attention, you need to be releasing new material as fast as you can. Nobody's marking their calendar (except for us) for one year from now.

I'm pretty sure his thinking is that he needs a big legal win to coincide along with the release of his songs, or else they don't get the spotlight he feels like they deserve.
He wanted "I Don't Get You" to drop the same time as his victory against Taylor Swift, he wanted "Walks Like Heidi Klum" to drop the same time as his AGT win, and he wants "She Don't Like Nice Guys" to drop the same time as his victory against this site. All L's, of course, so he drags his feet as long as he wants until a W comes around. Sadly don't hold your breath.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's been mentioned before in this thread, but Russ really doesn't know how to be an up-and-coming artist. You can't build hype for a release when nobody knows you. If you want attention, you need to be releasing new material as fast as you can. Nobody's marking their calendar (except for us) for one year from now.

He does it because that's what the big name artists do. He doesn't want to do what up and coming artists do because he thinks he won't be famous if he does that. He doesn't understand working his way up. He's trying to break into a very tough industry at the very top, because he thinks if he starts at the bottom, he won't get to the top. He doesn't grasp that even Taylor Swift started out as a nobody and in fact was trying to be a country singer before her pop stuff got popular so she switched. Fun fact: She considered adopting a goth vixen persona before her girl-next-door image took off.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It's been mentioned before in this thread, but Russ really doesn't know how to be an up-and-coming artist. You can't build hype for a release when nobody knows you. If you want attention, you need to be releasing new material as fast as you can. Nobody's marking their calendar (except for us) for one year from now.

I know you read this Russ, so listen up:

Chris Chan could build up hype for a Sonichu Boys album by announcing it a year ahead. He's popular outside of KF and known around the world. Hell, he released TWO whole albums, where he sang his own songs in the same amount of time it took you to write one 2-minute song. A folk singer did a cover of his entire first album. Chris Chan also got paid commission for doing art for an album cover for a noise rock band that's popular in Japan.
He's acknowledged by famous people like Tucker Carlson, and is known by SEGA (and probably Nintendo).

He's the subject of a very popular YouTube docuseries, and was on the news several times w/o having to pay airtime.

He's published a comic book series, and is a subject of a book comparing him to famous artist Andy Warhol.

He's also had girls IRL who wanted to have sex with him. He's had sex without having to pay for it. This, while also being disabled, fat, and balding.

Tl;dr, you have a lot to catching up to do, Russ. Because from where I'm standing, Chris Chan is more successful and famous than you.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think my favorite example of Russ not understanding how to build hype is when he saw that Taylor did a "surprise drop" of a song and all her fans went nuts and it got a bunch of positive attention.

So Russ, with his retarded cargo cult mentality, just dumped "Julianne's Smile" onto YouTube unannounced and then whined like a bitch when what happened for Taylor didn't happen for him and nobody but kiwis ever noticed or cared.

 

[Drowningman]

The ONLY thing Russ will be known for is lawsuits hookers and never releasing songs,
The ai NULL SINGING YO TOVANNA is far better than the original in my book.

 

[Pee Cola]

I used to live in one of the hotspots for door to door preachers.

In my experience, there's an inverse relationship between the frequency of religious callers and the socioeconomic status of a neighbourhood.

I grew up in one of the shittiest parts of the city in which I used to live, and we had Jovos bothering us every fortnight without fail. When I was older I managed to escape to a lower middle class suburb, and we saw Jovos maybe 3-4 times a year. Since moving to where I am now (which is what Americans would call an "upscale area"), I've seen Jovos twice in the last 15 years.

It's as if they prey on whoever they perceive as weak or down on their luck.

As for Mormons, I've never been doorknocked by them, even though they had a house (mission?) in the houso shithole where I grew up. They did their best to make the place inconspicuous, as it was very basic on the outside. The tidiness of their garden, lack of seating on the front porch and their brand new Toyota Corolla staff car when everyone else in the area had rusted out > 10 year old Holdens or Datsuns in their driveways made them stand out a bit.

If Russhole spent any longer than a weekend at this particular mission, his entire body would've turned into one great big trauma lump on legs.

I think JWs keep a list, too, I haven't been bothered by them since I told them "No, thank you," decades ago. I probably wouldn't have done that if I lived closer to where Prince used to do his missionary-ing and he was still alive, because that's a story few can top.

Seriously, having the purple midget knock on your door to give you a copy of The Watchtower? Fucking surreal.

I'd accept a copy of The Watchtower from Prince, but only if he autographed it.

announcing a song a year in advance does the opposite of building anticipation. A movie, sure, but a song doesn't take a year to record, mix and master for anyone (except Russ).

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard can smash out 5 albums of original music in a year and they're usually pretty good as long as you're a prog or psych rock enjoyer.

Meanwhile it takes Russhole 5 years to dribble out an extended jingle that's chock full of pop tropes that died 10 years ago. You just know there's going to be at least one millennial whoop in "She Don't Like Nice Guys".

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pretty sure this is new, but pretty boring and minor. He added pronouns to his instgram bio.

Pretty sure he has had those before. Can't remember when but I can recall seeing the pronouns in his bio from before when I would take screenshots

 

[Bridgeburner]

He's also had girls IRL who wanted to have sex with him. He's had sex without having to pay for it.

...with his mother. Not sure that one counts.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He doesn't understand working his way up.

I'm convinced does understand this, he just thinks he shouldn't have to work for it (muh dishability). It's suspected he was praised for achieving anything at all as a kid and it seems to have set a pattern in his mind where any feeble half assed attempt immediately leads to a standing ovation.

He has a gargantuan entitlement complex which is on the record in every legal filing he's ever submitted. He expects to be catered to at all times. How often has some service worker 'screamed' at him for asking for something perfectly reasonable? The word 'no' is received by the (wonky) Greer ear as going crazy at and/or attacking him.