Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[keytar]

This wouldn't leave my head until I drew it

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I’ll be very surprised if he shows up on the 24th.

I think he will, in his head this is the epic main character moment where he will return and show all the evil child nazi stalkers what's what. Plus in a lot of his twitter replies he seems to imply that 8/24 will be a day of reckoning so might be he has some delusional legal play up his sleeve. He showed up for that Nadowlski hearing despite not having anything ready no reason to think this will be any different.

But I guess we'll see. 16 days to go... tick tock.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

if patrick doesn't show up and gets slapped with a warrant, then if there is really a fanatical alog swatting him he's just given them the best possible opportunity to get at him.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Plus in a lot of his twitter replies he seems to imply that 8/24 will be a day of reckoning s

The fattening, if you will

 

[A Random Lurker]

I thought everyone had grown out of the “My dad’s bigger than your dad” kind of thing once they left primary school.

I don't know Fatricks dad must have been huge to produce a son his size, so it never stopped being effective since fatricks dad was the biggest, most rotund, fatass hog in the state until Fatrick was an adult.

 

[FinnSven]

I think he will, in his head this is the epic main character moment where he will return and show all the evil child nazi stalkers what's what. Plus in a lot of his twitter replies he seems to imply that 8/24 will be a day of reckoning so might be he has some delusional legal play up his sleeve. He showed up for that Nadowlski hearing despite not having anything ready no reason to think this will be any different.

But I guess we'll see. 16 days to go... tick tock.

As I said a few pages back, he will be expecting to enter the courtroom, dazzle the judge, get a standing ovation from the gallery, the bailiff will bring him a million dollars in cash then seize Quasi and Dan to take them directly to death row, the stenographer will take off her glasses revealing her to be beautiful and ask Fatrick to marry her, but he will turn her down, get a high five from the judge and stride out of the courtroom with the crowd cheering and declaring “way to go!”

He will then awake and find himself in a cold dark enjoyment cell.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

will people still think pat is a badass gunfighter mechanic political commentator genius when they see he spends more time on social media than the average teenage girl?

 

[Meat Target]

He is absolutely going to do this.

It would go to show Fatrick has zero understanding of how courts work or what procedure is. The second he tries to bring up the previous case that has already been ruled on, the judge will slap him down immediately.

Fatrick hopefully understands he is at the end of this road and can’t go back to the beginning and start over.

What am I saying? Of course he doesn’t.

I forgot: Why can't he appeal the ruling? Is the loser paying court fees not something that can be appealed?

And I'm talking about in general legal terms. Not considering the accrued interest, SFWA footing the bill, contempt, ODD. He's also too prideful to sue IFP, and either too stupid or too smart to sue Pro Se.

 

[McMitch]

I forgot: Why can't he appeal the ruling? Is the loser paying court fees not something that can be appealed?

And I'm talking about in general legal terms. Not considering the accrued interest, SFWA footing the bill, contempt, ODD. He's also too prideful to sue IFP, and either too stupid or too smart to sue Pro Se.

He had every opportunity to appeal like two years ago.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I forgot: Why can't he appeal the ruling? Is the loser paying court fees not something that can be appealed?

And I'm talking about in general legal terms. Not considering the accrued interest, SFWA footing the bill, contempt, ODD. He's also too prideful to sue IFP, and either too stupid or too smart to sue Pro Se.

I’m pretty sure there are firm time limits to appeal court decisions. Patty just isn’t very familiar with the concept of something being firm.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I forgot: Why can't he appeal the ruling?

Because the deadline for appeal passed years ago. He had no case for an appeal and no means to pay a lawyer anyway. Pat’s full of shit as always, pretending he has taken every opportunity available to him to get a different decision. The truth is he dropped it and is too much of a pussy to take responsibility for the consequences.

 

[FinnSven]

I’m pretty sure there are firm time limits to appeal court decisions. Patty just isn’t very familiar with the concept of something being firm.

His diet of meatloaf, pink slices and niggeroni likely leads to some very firm stools.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Is amateur porn the best way to #payquasi? What else did Pat film at GenCon? And with whom?



Here’s his profile. Seems legit to me!

 

[Maude Snew]

40,485 posts
2,025 pages
600 dead negro children
300 pounds
145hp Mustang
48” waistline
45 “swattttttttttttttttting” events
< 6 sinks
6 leftover books
2” faucet cock
1.7 gpa
0 wins

This is Patposting by the numbers.

I thought everyone had grown out of the “My dad’s bigger than your dad” kind of thing once they left primary school.

My dad is bigger than your dad, he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland, sing it.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I forgot: Why can't he appeal the ruling? Is the loser paying court fees not something that can be appealed?

And I'm talking about in general legal terms. Not considering the accrued interest, SFWA footing the bill, contempt, ODD. He's also too prideful to sue IFP, and either too stupid or too smart to sue Pro Se.

Can’t appeal something that doesn’t exist stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

"The Statement of Patrick Tomlinson". (That will get him jailed for contempt by the judge)

 

[Bill Evans 45]

20,000 Leagues Under the Fat

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

"The Statement of Patrick Tomlinson". (That will get him jailed for contempt by the judge)

We're still doing this? In that case:

Fagon

 

[Maude Snew]

We're still doing this? In that case:

Fagon

The Rick that came to Milwaukee.

The terribly fat old man.

Facts concerning the fat Rick Thomas and his second, better wife.

The lurking fat.

The unnamable.

The very fat folk.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He huffed and puffed like a pig man while Big Dick Andy was giving his statements. He talked out of turn and interrupted the judge. His upcoming trial is going to be an absolute shitshow.

Pat only read out the parts that made him look good, thinking Andrew didn't have his responses and his huffing and puffing is because he got fooled

I don't know if gay or late (probably both), but just wanted to let you guys know it seems like there's a strong possibility that Dan will not be the only stalker present during the procedures. BDA could be there as well.

Obviously I can't vouch for the veracity of the rumor but if it is true... Dan plus BDA smirking and looking Pat right in the fucking eye as he says he owes Quasi? He'll break right then and there.

I don't know what will happen at that moment, but if I had to wager between Pat saying "sorry", or "I don't owe shit and go fuck yourself Honor Child", I'll take the second option.

Fingers crossed.

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