VERY important poll. FEMALE KIWIS ONLY!! - No men allowed!

Be honest: Have you ever faked it?

  • Yes, but only a few times.

  • Yes, and I've faked it more than a few times

  • Yes, and I've faked it a lot

  • Yes, and I've faked it every single time

  • No, I've never faked it (Because I've never gotten laid before)

  • No, I've never faked it (Because I'm very lucky)

  • I'm a male kiwi and I'm here because I want to see the results


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It's pretty bad across the board, and people shouldn't be made to feel like christcucked prudes for not liking it.
Oh, fuck this shit.
Low IQ cuckservatism has infected everything in 2023.
Fellas, you should have sex. Don't fucking go "I'll wait till marriage" and other similar copes.
When you're 30 you want to have pleasant memories of your youthful, unwrinkled, joint pain free, athletic hours of sex, where you were in bed with your infatuation for the whole weekend and only bothered with eating and sleep.
If you wait you'll likely wait forever. Enjoy your life, and enjoy your body while young, cause things get worse and worse and you ain't gonna be 20 ever again
 
Oh, fuck this shit.
Low IQ cuckservatism has infected everything in 2023.
Fellas, you should have sex. Don't fucking go "I'll wait till marriage" and other similar copes.
When you're 30 you want to have pleasant memories of your youthful, unwrinkled, joint pain free, athletic hours of sex, where you were in bed with your infatuation for the whole weekend and only bothered with eating and sleep.
If you wait you'll likely wait forever. Enjoy your life, and enjoy your body while young, cause things get worse and worse and you ain't gonna be 20 ever again
Yes you should absolutely have lots of sex, but you should stick to women you actually know and like.
 
Yes you should absolutely have lots of sex, but you should stick to women you actually know and like.
Of course you should, if you see a great looking lady at the club or somewhere, you approach her, ask her number, try to mesmerize her dumass with your great looks and humor, it means you like her and wanna know her better. It might end up in sex, it 90% of the time does not. It might end up in a month of courtship and blueballs. Who knows.
But "knowing" is starting from zero most often.
 
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Of course you should, if you see a great looking lady at the club or somewhere, you approach her, ask her number, try to mesmerize her dumass with your great looks and humor, it means you like her and wanna know her better. It might end up in sex, it 90% of the time does not. It might end up in a month of courtship and blueballs. Who knows.
But "knowing" is starting from zero most often.
That's not casual sex, that's dating.
 
Hi,

I’ve been with a few women in my life and one thing I’ve noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they’re barely an inch apart.

I’m not sure about other guys – but doesn’t this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually — like they’re supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she’s all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they’re too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we’re having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina — you should not make this difficult. It’s unappetizing enough as it is. We’re doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they’re all that.

They’re just too close together, sorry, but its true.
 
I hope my partner wouldn’t have to fake it, I’d hate to disappoint someone I’m that close to.
Edit: (seriously what is up with my spelling and sentence structure on this site)
 
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I don't fake bc they will never learn the way your body responds if you fake. If they are immature enough to get mad when you don't respond to something they're a manchild anyways.
I’ve been with a few women in my life and one thing I’ve noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they’re barely an inch apart.
It is kind of a design flaw, especially WRT to UTIs but nature will tolerate a lot of weirdness for reproductive purposes.
 
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Oh, fuck this shit.
Low IQ cuckservatism has infected everything in 2023.
Fellas, you should have sex. Don't fucking go "I'll wait till marriage" and other similar copes.
When you're 30 you want to have pleasant memories of your youthful, unwrinkled, joint pain free, athletic hours of sex, where you were in bed with your infatuation for the whole weekend and only bothered with eating and sleep.
If you wait you'll likely wait forever. Enjoy your life, and enjoy your body while young, cause things get worse and worse and you ain't gonna be 20 ever again
No, I'm either gonna have one great gal who I can be with for the rest of my life, grow old, have kids and all that shit or I will have a dog, a tv, extra time for learning shit, my books, pens, art and everything else. None of this fuck around till you find out shit where I'm forced to go to bars orgies and the like.
 
I don't fake bc they will never learn the way your body responds if you fake. If they are immature enough to get mad when you don't respond to something they're a manchild anyways.

It is kind of a design flaw, especially WRT to UTIs but nature will tolerate a lot of weirdness for reproductive purposes.
Yeah I never understood why people would get that angry for being told it was faked. It just needs to be understood there’s specific responses and actions that feel good. Other than that I won’t blame a guy being mad if someone was being mean to a guy by mocking them. It’s a weird situation I won’t truly, fully understand until I get to that point.
 
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How has such a significant biological design been treated as something simple like eating or sleeping. I hate how people treat it without consideration.
I think it should be seen as something special, such an intimate act. Instead, we're in such pornified times, there are people who think if you want sex with an actual human you have a bond with, you need a special snowflake label like demisexual.

Then again, I've been volcel for over a decade, so what the fuck do I know?
 
I think it should be seen as something special, such an intimate act. Instead, we're in such pornified times, there are people who think if you want sex with an actual human you have a bond with, you need a special snowflake label like demisexual.

Then again, I've been volcel for over a decade, so what the fuck do I know?
Well too bad in this world it’s sex sells and sell sex.
 
My relationship with my gf ended pretty badly so I'm lead to believe she probably faked a lot.

It's sad man. Making her feel good felt like the most gratifying part of the act for me, but now I feel like a stupid jackass.

I think at some point ladies gotta realize that guys are willing to do a whole lot for them, but if they fake because they feel like they have to they're just going to reinforce bad technique/behavior. This isn't to say guys aren't at fault for just pumping away, but it compounds on itself. I think this is one of the bad parts of casual sex, people just want to get the deed done and don't really care for their partner in congress.

Interesting thread though.
 
Yeah I never understood why people would get that angry for being told it was faked. It just needs to be understood there’s specific responses and actions that feel good. Other than that I won’t blame a guy being mad if someone was being mean to a guy by mocking them. It’s a weird situation I won’t truly, fully understand until I to that point.
I meant men who get angry if you say that does not feel good and don't pretend it does.
 
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