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Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 · Aug 7, 2023

This one actually seems halfway real for once. muh cundishuuns means I can't work so I have been leeching thousands of dollars a month from my ex for 14 years and thousands of dollars from my adult son. But ex wrote mean things on the last check he gave me. Clearly she poisoned her kids against their dad also. Sounds like a lovely woman. She is probably smellier than week old fish heads.

https://archive.is/gjMr1

Yamamura · Aug 7, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 said:
This one actually seems halfway real for once. muh cundishuuns means I can't work so I have been leeching thousands of dollars a month from my ex for 14 years and thousands of dollars from my adult son. But ex wrote mean things on the last check he gave me. Clearly she poisoned her kids against their dad also. Sounds like a lovely woman. She is probably smellier than week old fish heads.
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https://archive.is/gjMr1

Am I the asshole had an interesting premise as a sub but now it's turned into insufferable cunts seeking validation from other insufferable cunts about their life choices.

Chances are if you have to ask the answer is probably yes.

Roland TB-303 · Aug 8, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 said:
This one actually seems halfway real for once. muh cundishuuns means I can't work so I have been leeching thousands of dollars a month from my ex for 14 years and thousands of dollars from my adult son. But ex wrote mean things on the last check he gave me. Clearly she poisoned her kids against their dad also. Sounds like a lovely woman. She is probably smellier than week old fish heads.
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https://archive.is/gjMr1

She took a comment about divorce (ie. Freedom from him) and really let her imagination run wild with it there. She turned it into him attacking her for her “disabilities” and money or some shit. While it’s a bitter comment for sure she’s turned her kids against him for something he didn’t do.

JustSomeDong · Aug 8, 2023

Homofascism said:
She took a comment about divorce (ie. Freedom from him) and really let her imagination run wild with it there. She turned it into him attacking her for her “disabilities” and money or some shit. While it’s a bitter comment for sure she’s turned her kids against him for something he didn’t do.

If you've never known a woman like that, I envy you.

Manat · Aug 8, 2023

u/Bardfinn tranny janny and resident lolcow has been crippled in his fight against "scammers, spammers, trolls, and terroris" by Reddit.

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Hi.

I help run r/AgainstHateSubreddits — we (the moderators and the userbase) persuaded hundreds or thousands of other moderators and Reddit users to protest Reddit’s choice to invite hate groups to the site.

It took five years of documenting, then 9 months of intense organising, alignment with advertiser’s goals, and an opportune pivot off of Reddit management putting out statements supporting Black Lives Matter (and surviving doxxing, assassination attempts by neoNazis, and other criminal harassment) but we persuaded Reddit to kick hate groups off the site.

So it can happen. It just requires so much more focus, dedication, and work than most people are willing to put in.

The API protests had a reason to exist; Subreddit communities were able to stave off waves and floods of scammers, spammers, trolls, and terrorists because of access to the API, and in spite of Reddit’s Laissez-Faire policy towards community interference and lack of tools for moderators integrated into their product.

They had been working to get moderator tools in the official app to parity with what’s available through desktop mod tools, bots, and use of the API (including third party apps) - but didn’t get there before killing the tools we rely on to fight scammers, spammers, bigots, and terrorists.

And then the CEO sneered at us.

We built successful communities while he turned a blind eye to violent extremists, and then prioritized building collectible Reddit trading cards on top of cryptocurrency instead of a usable official app.

The protests failed because they had no one person officially owning the movement, no one person negotiating, no one person making a statement of “what we have to see”. It also failed because the people who got kicked off the site a few years ago never really went away, and put their trolling into it. It also failed because many of the third party apps were essentially just sophisticated Fuskers aimed at Reddit - selling their own adverts, charging for their experience by subscriptions, etc despite these being prohibited by the API TOS they agreed to. These are not the kind of people that can be partnered with.

It also failed because the people undertaking the protests used methods that had been piloted by trolls trying to make Reddit pay for kicking r|CoonTown off the site in 2015. Reddit admins had 8 years of learning how subreddit mods could hose things up - and had contingency plans in place.

Overall it failed because it was simply full of sound and fury (at incompetent Reddit management) - but, ultimately, without any real goals.

Link, he either deleted it or smth, I can see it but I can't link to it.

Thiletonomics · Aug 8, 2023

I'm not sure if this goes either here, or in the Sony Hate thread, but the elitism in the Gran Turismo subreddit shows its ugly side here, lashing at someone that asked a simple question about who "Kaz" is, since that is the nickname for Gran Turismo director and Polyphony Digital CEO Kazunori Yamauchi:

Although given the people in the GT community, this probably would result in the same things, had this person asked this question elsewhere.

General Emílio Médici · Aug 8, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 said:
Based sub is temporarily allowed to exist I don’t know who zed is . Lefties already trying to infiltrate and even admitting to talking about it in their tranny discords

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeducationSubmissions/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Example of based post

https://archive.is/2023.08.06-032446/https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeducationSubmissions/comments/15hh3am/bout_damn_time/

Holy fuck there is so much seething in the comments you can have a entire book out of just desperate "no u" 's and slogan screeching.

It's so insane how so many of the replies don't even seem to understand what the memes are even saying. It really is the NPC meme of scripted answers coming from Markov Chains.

White Peach · Aug 8, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 said:
This one actually seems halfway real for once. muh cundishuuns means I can't work so I have been leeching thousands of dollars a month from my ex for 14 years and thousands of dollars from my adult son. But ex wrote mean things on the last check he gave me. Clearly she poisoned her kids against their dad also. Sounds like a lovely woman. She is probably smellier than week old fish heads.

Unfortunately, I have to disagree because of one sentence, the last sentence in the seventh paragraph of the story: “My 18 yo was there and she said she couldn’t believe he thought that way of her.”

The ”her” referenced here is the woman telling the story so she should’ve said “that way of me.” The writer fucked up by not translating that one pronoun from her internal story time experience into a real personal narrative. No one recalling a real memory would make this mistake.

I guess pronouns really are important!!!

Kiwi & Cow · Aug 8, 2023

Pure Snort said:
Asexual, aromantic, heteroromantic, allonormative. When I finally read that last one(allonormative) something snapped and I got so fed up with this person in an instant. Stop describing your life in fucking buzzwords, start speaking like a normal human ffs. I'm not gonna pull out a dictionary of progressive words just to be able to parse what you're saying, which I know is "I don't fit in and it gives me anxiety uwu."

It's not the worst thing I've seen from these clowns.

There was a youtube shorts where someone listed over a dozen sexualities and a little less than a dozen genders on this site https://en.pronouns.page/. TBF it said it was autistic, so I'll give points for being honest atleast.

Not the right video, but whilst looking for it (couldn't find it BTW) I found this which's still far more cringe than what you've experienced. I feel bad for the parents of this kid.

BobbyBriggs69420 · Aug 8, 2023

White Peach said:
Unfortunately, I have to disagree because of one sentence, the last sentence in the seventh paragraph of the story: “My 18 yo was there and she said she couldn’t believe he thought that way of her.”

The ”her” referenced here is the woman telling the story so she should’ve said “that way of me.” The writer fucked up by not translating that one pronoun from her internal story time experience into a real personal narrative. No one recalling a real memory would make this mistake.

The 18 yo could have thought the dad was talking about her since her 18th bday would be when everything's cut off. Assuming any of this is true I don't think the dad should've wrote that on the check because if he had thought about it for more than a couple seconds he'd realize his ex would be exactly the type of defective to show that to the kid.

Also I had to lol at the "I was completely neurotypical, he was the one with depression!" people who use that word, aren't, and people who make public their amateur mental-health diagnoses of others oh boy

White Peach · Aug 8, 2023

BobbyBriggs69420 said:
The 18 yo could have thought the dad was talking about her since her 18th bday would be when everything's cut off. Assuming any of this is true I don't think the dad should've wrote that on the check because if he had thought about it for more than a couple seconds he'd realize his ex would be exactly the type of defective to show that to the kid.

yeah you’re right that is a very plausible explanation.

Nick Obre · Aug 8, 2023

White Peach said:
yeah you’re right that is a very plausible explanation.

There's a mention later that "he's backtracking and saying he only wrote it on her (the ex-wife's) check" (which is not backtracking at all you bitch, if the physical reality is he only wrote it on yours, you bitch, the message was only for you and not for the kids, you bitch), so yeah, the daughter thought he was saying he was free of her now, because the mom (that fucking bitch) portrayed it that way to her.

Crex Crex · Aug 8, 2023

Why.

Corpun · Aug 8, 2023

Dr. Henry Armitage said:
If all the redditors suddenly disappeared tomorrow the world would be an objectively better place.
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Morgoth spoke about something slightly tangential to this relating to tree planting in Northern England. A lot of the people who do it are basically big wig educated types who know the science but not the soil, so they plant big carbon eating trees which are not native to England. These all end up dying because they are not used to the environment and the soils, and can't handle the weather, and the big wigs don't understand why.

If you gave his redditor his communally given farm confiscated from some farmer, and assuming he did work, he would plant shit haphazardly and without any knowledge of the soils or environment and wonder why he can never be as productive as the farmer who worked the land. For all the wonders of technology that have helped crop production and larger yields, soil remains the most crucial thing and no one will tell these people about it.

Oilspill Battery said:

Literally the Ass to Mouth discussion from Clerk II

teriyakiburns · Aug 8, 2023

Crex Crex said:
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Why.

Same reason some people climb mountains: because of the challenge. True crime autism and scale model autism were going to cross over eventually.

Looking at it, I'd say it's less a scale model and more of a very detailed doll house sort of affair. It's clearly a passion of whoever did it. And then the subsequent imgur walk found me this (a), which is just fucking hilarious, and arguably relevant to the thread, because imgur originated as a place for redditors to host images. Which makes it reddit's reddit, in a way.

Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0 · Aug 8, 2023

Anyone else seen Reddit running a victory lap over a group of white people (possibly a family) being caught on video beating up a black security guard? As if we couldn’t find dozens of examples of the reverse happening but never mind that we finally caught a racist Reddit we did it! They had the perfect opportunity to just enjoy some fish heads together in peace.
I can’t upload the video right now but I think this is it

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/15jwodq/boat_dock_quickly_becomes_a_royal_rumble_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Apparently a dude jumped off a nearby boat and swam over to join the brawl lol
Also there was a highly upvoted post on r/whitepeopletwitter with a completely unverified larp about how the family went to a nearby hospital and loudly declared but there’s niggers here! Example number 1 million of how redditors will believe anything if it confirms what they think.