August 8th review

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Chris isn't listed on the Virginia Sex Offender Registry (I searched both "Chandler", and, just in case, "Sonichu"). I know the decision hasn't been updated on the court records, but you'd assume that he'd be put on the registry immediately if part of the agreement was for him to be placed on it.

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Today will determine if he regains his Teflon Tard status. What a long strange trip this has been. I feel like everything that can be said has been said, I guess this is potential end of Christory. If this is the end, the cryptid saga might be a permanent fixture.
I've been an off-and-on CWC stalker/fan/drama follower since high school and I can safely say that it's time for this saga to come to some kind of a conclusion. We've all had more than enough LULZ out of this freak for stuff that was at least semi-lulzy. Now we're just laughing at a mutilated crackpot with no life skills whose chickens are coming home to roost..

Honestly I expected Chris to end up dead long since with no witnesses because either some local had enough of the drama he attracted/created, or a deranged loon did it for internet cred.

He's descended to unforgivable depths of depravity. If his father were still alive he would be entirely in the right to pull a Bill Cosby and take out of this world what he brought in. Christory is no longer funny anymore; hasn't been for quite some time. At this point permanent incarceration in jail or a funny farm would be a merciful "the end" to one of the saddest stories I've ever read.
 
I simply can't bring myself to be sympathetic to Chris's plight at any point no matter what happened to him i cannot help but feel it was always something he ultimately brought on himself and his raging ego and self-importance
Nah, he had to develop that ego and self importance. People don't just come with that shit preinstalled. The closest you can get is sociopathy, and Chris certainly doesn't have that.
Like 70% of the reason Chris is the way he is is from Barb cottling him and not letting Bob go as hard as he wanted.
I think this is closer to the correct answer. In the end, Bob just sat down in the horde and let the bedbugs and garbage kill him. I also think the problem is with society in general. Chris had multiple forks in the road where examples could have been set and aggravating factors just didn't allow it.

1. The judicial system let him walk constantly on his autism card.
2. His mother who wanted to coddle him when he was young, and then kept him close in her twilight years because she didn't want to end up in a nursing home. Not to mention using him to get money from the weens on the internet.
3. The weens that reinforced his delusions to the point he let them grow to godhood while also giving him a victim complex that he further used to justify his terrible behavior.

This isn't just a Chris problem, but Chris had many different points to nip it in the bud and turn it around. I feel sorry for young Chris, thrust into a world he was never prepared for and had no real way of handling.

I feel nothing but contempt for Chris at any point post "She came for CWC" which should have been the first and last wake up call for him. Instead, he made himself the victim and from that point forward, the slope gets real slippery until it turns to a cliff.
 
as much as CWC fucking Barb isn't cool, she spent YEARS training him to spoon her despite him being terminally horny
this is sorta like if Frankenstein trained the monster to spoon with him despite knowing about him being turbohorny, and then OH NO THE MONSTER FUCKED FRANKENSTEIN WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
I don't disagree with you, barb was a lot of the problem with chris

But I feel like this is the seed you plant in a retard's mind to turn him into some sort of fallen white knight for Chris. "IT WAS BARBS FAULT ACSHUALLY"
 
1. The judicial system let him walk constantly on his autism card.
2. His mother who wanted to coddle him when he was young, and then kept him close in her twilight years because she didn't want to end up in a nursing home. Not to mention using him to get money from the weens on the internet.
3. The weens that reinforced his delusions to the point he let them grow to godhood while also giving him a victim complex that he further used to justify his terrible behavior.
Chris's life is like one big movie that ropes you in with a comedy and takes a dark turn because the director had full creative control over the film. In fact, anyone watching this movie would've walked out during the mother rape scene because it would've been too absurd for them.

Regardless of how tomorrow goes, it will be the perfect way to end the movie. If the system puts its foot down and says there are limits to the tard card, it ends with Chris rightfully earning his place on the sex offender registry. If he walks, he waltzes straight out of the courtroom doors and into the world knowing he's virtually untouchable. Either way the credits roll and people walk out of the theater wondering what the fuck they just saw.

And of course the Farms loses its shit because why wouldn't we?
 
Chris isn't listed on the Virginia Sex Offender Registry (I searched both "Chandler", and, just in case, "Sonichu"). I know the decision hasn't been updated on the court records, but you'd assume that he'd be put on the registry immediately if part of the agreement was for him to be placed on it.
I highly doubt that they'd process him onto the SOR within a few hours of him being sentenced. That the website would even update in realtime is unlikely to begin with, considering it's run by the government.
 
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