VERY important poll. FEMALE KIWIS ONLY!! - No men allowed!

[DiggieSmalls]

Women are tedious, thats why i fuck dudes exclusively.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

No, it’s just not going to happen sometimes.

Sometimes you just want to end it so you can go do something else.

I get it, I'm just joking with you. I totally agree with you.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I hate modern society
I do admire your likely partial honesty though
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Porn addict, draws smut, gender confused/wanted to transition, wants some sort of trad waifu.
Did I say I hate modern society?
I fucking hate modern society.

Hey can't say I was sane all of my life, at least I was self aware enough to come out of it completely unaffected, I don't even watch porn now I just read smut pin-up books from the 80s and 90s. Also Frank frazetta drew smut, Boris Vallejo drew smut, every artist drew smut at some point in their lives just for the fuck of it, how is that wrong?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Women are tedious, thats why i fuck dudes exclusively.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Men who have to "fake it" are truly embarrassing and I can't believe so many of you are willing to admit you broke your dick's with masturbation and porn consumption that you can not even ejaculate into a woman. That's like... A male's only biological purpose. Truly men have never been so useless, they can't even jizz now. The fucking state of modern men.


It's obviously different from women since our anatomy is a lot more complicated due to orgasm not being necessary for reproduction so don't even try to compare the two.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Have you ever faked it?

Faking what? If you're asking for identity.... I've faked identity online to keep my real identity safe. Fake your identity online to prevent getting. doxxed, kiwis!

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Men who have to "fake it" are truly embarrassing and I can't believe so many of you are willing to admit you broke your dick's with masturbation and porn consumption that you can not even ejaculate into a woman. That's like... A male's only biological purpose. Truly men have never been so useless, they can't even jizz now. The fucking state of modern men.


It's obviously different from women since our anatomy is a lot more complicated due to orgasm not being necessary for reproduction so don't even try to compare the two.

Sometimes the roastie's blown out' hole can't drain the Chad's pole.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sometimes the roastie's blown out' hole can't drain the Chad's pole.

Cope for deathgripping your tiny penis until all the nerve endings died.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

C

Cope for deathgripping your tiny penis until all the nerve endings died.

Cope for having a grandcanyon of a poon a full grown man could climb into comfortably and set up a damp mancave

 

[Lidl Drip]

 

[Dona Morte]

Have you ever faked it?

No.
Waste of time to fake anything because I enjoy the company and the journey.

 

[Male Idiot]

Not a girl but I definately faked it.

I'll finish you off faster than Al Bundy!

Also, gather around for a fun and educating tale.

There was a trucker who met a hoe at a party, so he decided to get horny.
She bent over and in through the outhole, into the poop chute went his pole
But alas the girl as reported had diarrhea, and while this is my speculation also gonorrhea.
So up his urethra went a half digested piece of fecal corn, and that is why you beware what you see in porn.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Nah, if I don't get off, I'm honest about it. Not going to massage his ego, he should git gud.

 

[Dyn]

Men who have to "fake it" are truly embarrassing and I can't believe so many of you are willing to admit you broke your dick's with masturbation and porn consumption that you can not even ejaculate into a woman. That's like... A male's only biological purpose. Truly men have never been so useless, they can't even jizz now. The fucking state of modern men.


It's obviously different from women since our anatomy is a lot more complicated due to orgasm not being necessary for reproduction so don't even try to compare the two.

I faked it once because I was thinking about a work deadline I had, and then started making a list in my mind of personal errands I also needed to do, and one of them was getting a birthday present for my mum, and then I realised I was thinking about my mum during sex so I abruptly stopped and mumbled "That was really nice I gotta go now".

Maybe it's embarrassing or awkward or whatever and that's fair, but when the alternative is spending the rest of my life knowing I nutted while thinking about my mother I think I probably made the correct choice.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Always makes me laugh when men brag about being able to jackhammer away at a lady for two hours and they don't realize they are outing themselves as chronic masturbators who are extremely inefficient.

Gents, "all night long" means several times in a row, not one time that drags on all night.

Men who have to "fake it" are truly embarrassing and I can't believe so many of you are willing to admit you broke your dick's with masturbation and porn consumption that you can not even ejaculate into a woman. That's like... A male's only biological purpose. Truly men have never been so useless, they can't even jizz now. The fucking state of modern men.


It's obviously different from women since our anatomy is a lot more complicated due to orgasm not being necessary for reproduction so don't even try to compare the two.

Cope for deathgripping your tiny penis until all the nerve endings died.

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Okay, this thread has now officially hurt my feelings. Truly, @Lidl Drip is the Elliot Rodger of femoids.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Okay, this thread has now officially hurt my feelings. Truly, @Lidl Drip is the Elliot Rodger of femoids.

Truth hurts!

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

have been on the receiving end of men so porn addled they can't come from actual sex. it gets boring and/or sore after a while so stop. seriously men, get your shit together.

when i was younger i'd fake it cos of people pleasing. no longer have to. i actually come really easily but while i used to enjoy it every time it now gets a bit boring after once or twice, like the physical thing is happening but the pleasure diminishes.

 

[FinnSven]

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Just out of curiosity, what do you think of anal sex?

I have brought a couple of women to orgasm through anal, they all claimed that it hit a certain spot.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Just out of curiosity, what do you think of anal sex?

I have brought a couple of women to orgasm through anal, they all claimed that it hit a certain spot.

Its called the prostate and you are a gay nigga.