VERY important poll. FEMALE KIWIS ONLY!! - No men allowed!

Be honest: Have you ever faked it?

  • Yes, but only a few times.

  • Yes, and I've faked it more than a few times

  • Yes, and I've faked it a lot

  • Yes, and I've faked it every single time

  • No, I've never faked it (Because I've never gotten laid before)

  • No, I've never faked it (Because I'm very lucky)

  • I'm a male kiwi and I'm here because I want to see the results


Results are only viewable after voting.
But the biggest joke about all of it is that it's not even good for the men doing EITHER.
Yeah, I've tried telling people this. Anal sex is bad and pointless for women, but it's bad for guys too. Even though guys have a better excuse to do anal sex, it still isn't a good idea... I'm friends with several gay guys and all of them told me even with proper preparation they still have booty problems (fissures, hemorrhoids, muscle weakness, etc) from long term anal sex.

I don't know why God put a prostate in a man's anus but I don't think dicks were meant to go up there.
 
Lol I am not a zoomer, but keep condescendingly mansplaining to me anyways. You asked my opinion and you don't like it so you gotta act all indignant towards me now. Men who want to perform anal sex on women despite the anal cavity being a smooth tube with no nerve endings, knowing the potential damage they are doing to the woman's body are straight up sadists who just get off on making a woman do something "taboo" and that's because you are a pornsick coomer who likes shit on his dick.

You are the one going in expecting people to be hurt and frustrated at your claims, but mostly you come across as inexperienced and ignorant.

I have heard pretty much all this before and you don’t really say anything revelatory, just the same kind of male and male users of porn bashing since the late 80s.
Granted that’s a standpoint, and stand by it, but it’s not the whole picture.

“Mansplaining” is yet another attempt to diminish conventional thinking, in the manner of claiming male therefore bad.
It’s not an argument and if you feel “mansplained” to, I can counter with you just don’t like what you hear but can’t find a valid argument against it.

Yes I asked your opinion and you replied honestly.

I pointed out that your Reddit example is subjective and isolated. The guy there is clearly a sadist or just pig ignorant and the girl is clearly groomed and exploited.

They were the zoomers in question.

I suspected you of being a zoomer, but if you say you are not then I will take your word for it.

I'm sure there are a small percentage of women in this world who can get off with anal but the vast, vast majority don't. Every woman I've talked to about it said it just feels like they're getting shit shoved in and out of their butt, and even if it doesn't hurt, it doesn't feel good either. Like, there's not even any feel good nerve endings in your booty hole lol. Retired porn stars claim that anal sex sucks and never feels good and that anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Any time I see a guy swear that women orgasm from anal, they neglect to mention that the woman was using a sex toy or something while getting booty blasted, so it wasn't even an orgasm from anal.

At least men have a reason to have anal sex (prostate), but there truly is no reason for women to have butt sex outside of just trying to make their man happy. Even if anal sex felt good, it's still a bad idea to do. There's a reason your butt is an exit only, putting stuff up there isn't good for your butt.

And again it’s just generalization.

There are many people who make up the world who enjoy different things.

The existing research on anal sex and anal leakage show it’s not that common, there are plenty of nerve endings in the ring and sure there is not much in the anal passage itself, but due to the closeness to the vaginal structures, some women report sensations.

So sure, some people end up with problems and some don’t.

I don't know why God put a prostate in a man's anus but I don't think dicks were meant to go up there.

Well the prostate is where the seminal fluid is produced, the sperm comes from the testicles of course but most of the liquid comes from the prostate.
Hence it is close to the genitals which in turn are close to the anus etc.
Don’t ask me why that happened, quirk of nature or God has a sense of humor is my best guess.

The fact of the matter is that generalization and assuming that massive groups of people with certain things in common are all going to behave or react the same is the real problem.
Granted there is some merit in some level of generalization, but it doesn’t mean you have the definitive answer.

The current levels of access to porn is terrible though, I do agree with you on that.
 
You are the one going in expecting people to be hurt and frustrated at your claims, but mostly you come across as inexperienced and ignorant.
Ok we get it grandpa, you are a big fan of anorectal violence and the youngins just don't get it and those yapping feminists somehow are still talking about the same issues over 40 years later, could be because women still experience the exact same issues and nothing has changed?
 
And again it’s just generalization.

There are many people who make up the world who enjoy different things.

The fact of the matter is that generalization and assuming that massive groups of people with certain things in common are all going to behave or react the same is the real problem.
Sure, but it really is true that a vast majority of women don't care for anal. You have to remember that this push for butt sex is new, I'm old enough to remember when anal sex was uncommon and considered something only sexual freaks did, now it's so common that teen magazines and middle school sex ed books are explaining how to have anal sex. Up until recently, this was just not something women did nor was it something even most guys wanted to do. Because it hurts and it's gross, and why use a dirty booty hole when you can use a clean vagina, the thing that was meant for a penis?

Porn has normalized anal sex (among other things) but that doesn't mean it's actually normal or good. Another issue is that women will do it to please their partner and then fake it (as this poll suggests) when they don't like it, which sadly only further convinces men that this is something women actually enjoy. Again, I'm sure there are a few women out there that like it, but it's not unreasonable to claim most don't like it, when that has been the normal mindset up until the past couple of decades.
 
Ok we get it grandpa, you are a big fan of anorectal violence and the youngins just don't get it and those yapping feminists somehow are still talking about the same issues over 40 years later, could be because women still experience the exact same issues and nothing has changed?

Not a big fan of anal-rectal violence no.

The younguns don’t get how to deal with adult relationships and base things on porn, seem to think fetishistic behavior is common place in adult relationships

The extreme rabid anti male stuff has kept on about the same issues usually cause as you say a lot hasn’t changed and women are still treated terribly.

The arguments against porn are still jumping to conclusions that all porn consumers are dangerous male perverts, while that’s true in some cases, most men are not out to rape or commit violence against women. Sexual or just dominance.
Trying to smear most men like that is what gets people’s backs up about it.

I don’t think that porn is totally harmless by any means, but what has changed is the ease of access to it and the subsequent terrible ideas about sex and relationships which younger inexperienced people tend to get from it.

I think there should be a lot more stepping back assessing and finding a better educational approach for younger people to deal with such material and it’s relation to real sex lives.

Sure, but it really is true that a vast majority of women don't care for anal. You have to remember that this push for butt sex is new, I'm old enough to remember when anal sex was uncommon and considered something only sexual freaks did, now it's so common that teen magazines and middle school sex ed books are explaining how to have anal sex. Up until recently, this was just not something women did nor was it something even most guys wanted to do. Because it hurts and it's gross, and why use a dirty booty hole when you can use a clean vagina, the thing that was meant for a penis?

Porn has normalized anal sex (among other things) but that doesn't mean it's actually normal or good. Another issue is that women will do it to please their partner and then fake it (as this poll suggests) when they don't like it, which sadly only further convinces men that this is something women actually enjoy. Again, I'm sure there are a few women out there that like it, but it's not unreasonable to claim most don't like it, when that has been the normal mindset up until the past couple of decades.

Pushing for Anal was a thing in the 70s and reportedly it was suggested as an alternative by doctors for married couples in the 50s before the pill took off in the 60s.

I know what you mean, and yes I remember it being a taboo act not that long ago.

Edit: AIDs and HIV in the 80s contributed to it being pushed out of what acceptance it did have. Yes it’s a much easier transmission route for the virus, hence it spread quickest amongst gay men.
AIDs and HIV is another thing the current generation don’t take so seriously it seems.

It is quite silly nowadays though. It went from shady shops and top shelf magazines, to potentially carried in every pocket in less than a generation.

To be honest, this is also why I like the farms here.
This kind of discussion on basically any other platform would have attracted zealous jannies looking to lock and ban!
 
Are you saying you've never had an orgasm even by yourself? Or just never from sex?
Actually, I'm not even sure. Definitely not from sex, but I can't be sure if I've orgasmed through masturbating. I'll be vaguely satisfied, but can't make myself go further. Masturbating just feels too lonely, so I only take myself far enough to get rid of the urge and the distracting sexual daydreams.
 
Actually, I'm not even sure. Definitely not from sex, but I can't be sure if I've orgasmed through masturbating. I'll be vaguely satisfied, but can't make myself go further. Masturbating just feels too lonely, so I only take myself far enough to get rid of the urge and the distracting sexual daydreams.
Honestly I find this sad. You aren't the only woman I know that has never had an orgasm. You mentioned depression right? Are you taking medication? Slight PL but when I was a teen I was put on Lexepro and that shit killed my sex drive completely. Nothing I did helped, I had to go off of it completely for months before I was back to normal. I only bring this up because it could be your medication that's making things difficult.
 
Yeah, I've tried telling people this. Anal sex is bad and pointless for women, but it's bad for guys too. Even though guys have a better excuse to do anal sex, it still isn't a good idea... I'm friends with several gay guys and all of them told me even with proper preparation they still have booty problems (fissures, hemorrhoids, muscle weakness, etc) from long term anal sex.

I don't know why God put a prostate in a man's anus but I don't think dicks were meant to go up there.
Do the sin once and you still have a chance at forgiveness. Continue to do the sin and then shit shall slip out.
 
but keep condescendingly mansplaining to me anyways.
the fact you unironically used mansplaining makes me irrationally angry at you
It's straight up just pick-me's lying to men because they want to seem kinky and sexually adventurous to impress the man.
you must be really fun at parties
The booty hole is supposed to be exit only.
yeah, women who are kinky and faggots like getting their shit pushed in.
OH AND IT FUCKING STINKS!
lidl has a dirty asshole hahahaha
 
lol at NOT ALL MEN posturing

No shit not all men want anal, but if you are a woman who dates men, chances are good you’ve had at least one who thought it was a pretty safe idea.

Anyway,
when I was in college, I got plastered at a party one weekend and my boyfriend used the opportunity to molest my asshole. He wasn’t careful enough and I had to visit urgent care the next day for antibiotics.
I genuinely believe that experiences like this aren’t as uncommon as we’d like to think. Of course saying “all men want shit on their dicks” is disingenuous, but perhaps enough men that the 3-5 women in this thread can have a laugh about it.
 
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lol at NOT ALL MEN posturing

No shit not all men want anal, but if you are a woman who dates men, chances are good you’ve had at least one who thought it was a pretty safe idea.

Anyway,
when I was in college, I got plastered at a party one weekend and my boyfriend used the opportunity to molest my asshole. He wasn’t careful enough and I had to visit urgent care the next day for antibiotics.
I genuinely believe that experiences like this aren’t as uncommon as we’d like to think. Of course saying “all men want shit on their dicks” is disingenuous, but perhaps enough men that the 3-5 women in this thread can have a laugh about it.
The dreaded encounter with the dick dwarf.
 
lol at NOT ALL MEN posturing

No shit not all men want anal, but if you are a woman who dates men, chances are good you’ve had at least one who thought it was a pretty safe idea.

Anyway,
when I was in college, I got plastered at a party one weekend and my boyfriend used the opportunity to molest my asshole. He wasn’t careful enough and I had to visit urgent care the next day for antibiotics.
I genuinely believe that experiences like this aren’t as uncommon as we’d like to think. Of course saying “all men want shit on their dicks” is disingenuous, but perhaps enough men that the 3-5 women in this thread can have a laugh about it.
I've heard it's super easy to get ripped down there. I've never done anal but every boyfriend I've had tried to convince me to do it. I remember being shown porn as "proof" that women like it and it's safe, and I'm just like... are we watching the same thing? That doesn't look like it feels good, and the woman is clearly faking it.

That's another thing that I find funny about men not being able to tell that women fake it. The reason it's so easy for women to fake it is because men grow up on porn and think that's what women really sound like.
 
Anal is gross and gay because attraction to the asshole can be the same between women and men. Theres no functional or visual difference between a mans asshole and a womans asshole. Urge to fuck the vagina is what primarily dictates being straight, others like attraction to the navel, butts and breasts, hip shape and the like are secondary. But I will say, it is nice to visualize and imagine anal, especially given naked picture collections, not necessarily all the porn videos online but pinup pictures specifically where gals are drawn or photographed with their ass to the camera. Go ahead, mark puzzle pieces.
 
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I've never felt the need to fake an orgasm, it seems pointless to me and like a good way to guarantee shitty sex

If my partner can't get me off I'm more than capable of showing them how it's done, if I want my partner to finish quicker I bust out some moves or dirty talk. I take antidepressants and occasionally I can't orgasm, on those days I just tell my partner I'm not going to get off and he's more than welcome to try but also I'm more than down if he just wants a quickie.
 
don't know why God put a prostate in a man's anus but I don't think dicks were meant to go up there.
listen if god didn’t want gay niggas to have fun, he wouldn’t have put a g spot in there. sometimes you gotta make compromises
 
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