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It doesn't matter how neatly Jack cuts them because the wendigo will make him consume the entire thing in one go.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Taco Bell has burrarhea tacos now…
JOTG incoming !
JOTG incoming !
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Yeah these things are loaded with calories which is why they're a sometimes thing. You go to Cinnabon and pick up a big old box of 9 minibons, each of which is a calorie bomb on it's own, then you eat one and stick the rest in the freezer until you decide to have another. You don't inhale the entire box in a day and a bit and then wonder why your blood is as thick as pancake batter.
Jagoff just hacks at them and presses down with the knife instead of actually cutting them properly.
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Considering the kind of pancake batter Jack Scalfani foments up in his cauldron...
Yeah, thicker than pitch. Someone give this fat mess a Nobel's Prize in physics.
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Nice stove Jack. Holy shit what a step backwards
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It's one of his old videos. Don't worry though, Jack is still fat, stupid and bad at life
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You can tell because he's lifting that measuring cup with his right arm.
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Looks like a non-Newtonian fluid. Or maybe it's just not mixed properly. His pancakes are going to have lumps in them.
My takeaway from this is that I never knew he attempted to start a channel on fishing... that lardass? Nevermind the fact that most fish wouldn't have enough grease to satiate the wendigo unless it was deep fried, even sitting on the end of a pier and fishing is more activity than Fatty is capable of, assuming he's trying to fish and it wasn't just leaving a line in the water as an excuse to drink. Now I want to see if there's any idiotic content there...
edit: What the fuck is this? https://www.youtube.com/@FishHook19/videos
That's not his brother either. Did he sell a channel? Or was this one of his past friends he worked with that deleted any existence of Fatty from his own channel a few years back?
edit again: and the flip jack video itself... he admits he only bought hungry jack pancake mix because it has his name in it. Complaints he doesn't like pancakes because they're just starch covered in sugar, bullshit. And a fucking flippy double sided pancake pan? That you can only cook one at a time in so by the time you've made the 2nd or 3rd the previous ones are cold? ffs...
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Bit of a correction, Jack's former friend Charles started a channel on fishing and cooking with seafood. The friendship ended when Jack thought that the best way forward for the Charles' channel was a seafood-focused Fat on the Go.
Ah right I do remember he had a friend of his for a bit as some weird partnership thing. And yeah I just saw the fat on the go content. The rest of the channel doesn't seem to be much better other than just not involving Fatty. I don't quite get the point of continuing to bother when you can't break 100 views a video after being around for years but whatever maybe it's just a hobby or something.
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Imagine if he'd actually have taken his physical therapy seriously and cleaned up his diet after his first stroke
Or the 2nd, or the 3rd...
"just for a few months" as if he's going to do something about it now?
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Jack is a good boy and had three whole helpings of WYNGZ
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At this point, Jack's either so deluded or in denial that reality is just a faint whisper in his grease-addled mind, or so optimistic that Pollyanna would sound like a blackpilled cynic at his side.
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Imagine being this fat fuck and being in the most tourist trap town in the South. What a loser and a fatso.
(Still if you must go there definitely check out Ripley's retarded Believe it Or Not museum.)
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So much for keto...
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Can Jack not see anymore?
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"
On top of all that, his reviews have sunk to KingCobraJFS levels.
"Gud"
"Interesting"
Jfc dude.
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"
On top of all that, his reviews have sunk to KingCobraJFS levels.
"Gud"
"Interesting"
Jfc dude.