Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[glass_houses]

why are trannies like this? why do they specifically feel the need to seek out sexual partners who are not attracted to them?

Conquest and validation. They're like that forty year man in a Hawaiian shirt and a haze of alcohol, coming onto a group of twenty year old women in the local club by telling them how upset and hurt he is because his bitch wife told him that she wants a divorce. She and the kids have packed their bags and they've gone to stay with her mother. He doesn't know why they all hate him all of a sudden. Sure he never lifts a finger in or around the house, and keeps accidentally walking into the bathroom while his tween daughter is changing, and then there was that business with his wife's sister, but that was a complete misunderstanding. So he's decided to go out there and get his life back, but he keeps being hit on by divorced forty year old leathery bar lizards who have had a ton of kids and with them it's like tossing a sausage down a hallway, he hates used goods. He loves being around young people. Can he buy any of these lovely lasses a drink? Have they started university yet or are they still in high school? Do they have a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend? You can tell me if you have a girlfriend, im not prejudiced. What? What's that? "Go away you creepy fuck?" You little bitch, do you know who you're talking to? You're just a skinny ugly slut with no tits, do you honestly think you can do better than me? Fuck you. Fuck all you sluts.

Troons and pooners are narcs and BPDs. They are perfect snowflakes who have a desperate need to be told that they're amazing and are the centre of the known universe. Chasers aren't validating, they're just oversexed fetishists attracted to freakshows. True and honest transmen and transwomen deserve only flawless specimens that uplift and affirm them, seeing their true selves.

 

[Haloperidol]

"I believe you. You won't ever take a train and be seen as a women by those people, most certainly. That's surely a difficult situation for you."

What’s funny is the therapist isn’t even challenging the idea that the writer is a woman. He merely suggested that the rest of the world will probably never perceive him as one, which is true. But the tranny can’t even handle this gentle letdown; not only must he truly be a woman, others must acknowledge it as well. Being worried about what everyone on the train thinks of you is neurotic behavior that the therapist is right to point out. And yet being reminded of the simple fact that he cannot control others’ thoughts is too transphobic for him to bear, and that kind of says it all.

 

[Positron]

We talked about dysphoria, my absolute dispair looking into a mirror. My need to see a women in those mirrors, someday. Just. Once.

If I told a therapist about my absolute despair looking at the screen of the ATM machine, and my need to see that my account has $10B dollars. Just. Once. He would rightly ask me, "Are you sure your wish is realistic?" The difference between my example and the troon's is that my "need" has a minuscule, infinitesimal chance of coming true -- still an infinitely bigger chance than the troon's.

 

[Susanna]

If I told a therapist about my absolute despair looking at the screen of the ATM machine, and my need to see that my account has $10B dollars. Just. Once. He would rightly ask me, "Are you sure your wish is realistic?" The difference between my example and the troon's is that my "need" has a minuscule, infinitesimal chance of coming troon -- an infinitely bigger chance than the troon's.

Nah, there’s zero chance you’d keep ten billion in a bank account. That’s not an amount of money you ever need to keep liquid.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Nah, there’s zero chance you’d keep ten billion in a bank account. That’s not an amount of money you ever need to keep liquid.

You don't know my needs, bigot

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Into their reddit submission history we go!

Isn't Adderall just straight up amphetamine? Is she trying to make her child an amphetamine addict? Good parenting. Great.

she's 30. She also has 8 children. Eight. She's 30. Her oldest is 14.

A pooner with 1 child can't properly care take care of them, imagine 8. She definitely can't take care of anyone so there goes Adderall and other mind altering drugs for kids who are justing being kids. Fucking retards. I hate troon parents so much.

 

[Poonocchio]

This video should be added to the OP. Its a work of art.

@Procrastinhater Should go in the Zoo OP too, I think.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Notice how in the same run along sentence, he's going on about how he "has to" eat 3000 calories a day now? What a fucking hambeast

Ironic as fuck but this and the comment u responded to 'affrimed' the fuck out of me. I'm like 5 foot 8 135 and I always felt like a little bitch at times

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

An 'L' indeed. Hates the one kind of person who wants to have sex with him.

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The "good guys" are of course the tranny chasers who are superior at dissembling.

I checked out his backstory.

He claims that when he was an adolescent, he discovered that women were over-sexualised, so he switched from watching straight porn to gay porn that only had men in it, lol.

At 17 he called himself a bisexual guy. At 18 he started to identify as non-binary. At 19 he decided that he was a troon and after just 2 meetings with a specialist they put him on HRT. He'd only been on HRT for 2 weeks when he made that thread about chasers.

Interestingly, around a year ago he fell for another bisexual guy who was in a relationship with a woman at the time. He told the guy about his feelings, but he was rejected and started to feel very jealous of the guy's girlfriend. I wonder if that contributed to his decision to troon out.

 

[Next Task]

What I could understand from reading her comments, her mother's a druggie and had kids while addicted. Her husband is some jewish autist who accepts her troon status and somehow her MIL also seems to be accepting.
Very strange. The more I think about it, the more it seems like a total LARP,

It sounds like Becky Gerber x 100, so it's undoubtedly a LARP. The only question being whether it's a troll LARP or a genuine disturbed LARP. I want it to be the former, but have had too much experience to know that lying on the internet and the types of lies people tell on the internet are far more insane, and yet believed, than meet any definition of reasonable.

Someone, 99% a woman, has a terribly boring, possibly difficult life, and this is her outlet. Think of the woman at the heart of the original Catfish documentary, but updated to current year politics. That's my guess. If it's someone doing it for bait, I'm betting they're astounded that they've not been called out on anything yet.

 

[glass_houses]

Ironic as fuck but this and the comment u responded to 'affrimed' the fuck out of me. I'm like 5 foot 8 135 and I always felt like a little bitch at times

At 5'8 I'd still be looking at you squarely in the chin instead of the nipple like I do with most blokes. It's a very underrated pleasure to be able to have a basic conversation with a man and not end up with a crick in your neck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Procrastinhater Should go in the Zoo OP too, I think.

Not a bad idea.
It's a nice slice of reality hitting a Pooner like a brick.
I'm add it and that other thing we talked about at the weekend when I'm not in work.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Interestingly, around a year ago he fell for another bisexual guy who was in a relationship with a woman at the time. He told the guy about his feelings, but he was rejected and started to feel very jealous of the guy's girlfriend. I wonder if that contributed to his decision to troon out.

Many such cases. Skinwalkers, the lot of them.

 

[expectant asshole]

why are trannies like this? why do they specifically feel the need to seek out sexual partners who are not attracted to them?

They’re rapists.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Jfc

I checked out his backstory.

He claims that when he was an adolescent, he discovered that women were over-sexualised, so he switched from watching straight porn to gay porn that only had men in it, lol.

At 17 he called himself a bisexual guy. At 18 he started to identify as non-binary. At 19 he decided that he was a troon and after just 2 meetings with a specialist they put him on HRT. He'd only been on HRT for 2 weeks when he made that thread about chasers.

Interestingly, around a year ago he fell for another bisexual guy who was in a relationship with a woman at the time. He told the guy about his feelings, but he was rejected and started to feel very jealous of the guy's girlfriend. I wonder if that contributed to his decision to troon out.

Jesus christ just be gay. It's super easy to fuck a bunch of dudes and you don't have to invert your dick

 

[Jacknife]

An 'L' indeed. Hates the one kind of person who wants to have sex with him.

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The "good guys" are of course the tranny chasers who are superior at dissembling.

This makes me think of something, are there gay guys with a tranny-fetish?
I am not talking about gays in denial or heterosexual coomers but just gay guys like tranny's instead of normal men.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

This makes me think of something, are there gay guys with a tranny-fetish?
I am not talking about gays in denial or heterosexual coomers but just gay guys like tranny's instead of normal men.

Not that I've heard of, not an openly organized movement certainly.
But I have an intuition that thing must exist.

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This is not one to laugh at, even for me. Too horrifying.
But I think it gets to the core of what's wrong with them,

What could be more thoroughly self-harm than the operations they say they need?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Tax:


This is not one to laugh at, even for me. Too horrifying.

But don't dare suggest it's a mental illness.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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This is not one to laugh at, even for me. Too horrifying.
But I think it gets to the core of what's wrong with them,

What could be more thoroughly self-harm than the operations they say they need?

Hey, looks like soul-brother to this hatchet-loving lady:

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Dress in a tuxedo and strut around wearing a crown?
Not typically masculine, but definitely masculine.

But she will never look like ...