Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

['Ole Dente]

That notwithstanding, eviction is a last resort for landlords because as as soon as the process begins, tenants usually start to trash the rental property to the point its damaged beyond repair. Kinda ironic that these people trash the very property they live in while contesting eviction.

I can't feel bad for the landlord, really. Every single one I've met is incredibly cheap, shit takes forever to get done and if it gets done, it gets done in the most fucking lazy way possible by non-professionals or, even worse, fucking know-nothing-about-home-repair themselves. If I fix the problem myself professionally and properly, billing them for it myself, it becomes a fucking nightmare. Don't even get me started on the scumfuck shit I've seen them pull with returning damage deposits.

If this was someone I hired for my work place, they'd be fucking fired after the first week. It's real hard to feel bad for shitheads who have one single job and can't do it adequately a quarter of the time. Maybe sell the house if you're not cut out for it.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Mentally ill man slips up when high and calls his mentally ill girlfriend a girl.
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My girlfriend misgenders me when she's high​

It's never when she's sober, but when she's high, she misgenders me. We're both trans. It fucking sucks cause I love her but damnit it just. Sucks. Hearing her say those things. She always feels bad doing it but it keeps happening when she smokes. I hate it
Edit: she said the way that high her sees it is that she knows I'm a boy but also knows I'm trans so her brain goes "oh boy that's trans that's a trans woman." So

Alice's dunking on Aiden's will always be hilarious.

the integrity and respect you have for other people doesn't just go away when you get high.
being high isn't having a different brain mother fucker, you are you but you're high.
for example, they know they hate straight people but they're high and hate straight people.
a lot of people get drunk or high just to have excuses cause they see it in tv or use it against people who don't understand the effects of inebriation.

of course he's still smoking even though he wants to claim it causes this much trouble for him and company.
if weed really made you this "forgetful" then why are you still smoking?
so he doesn't care for his health or how he behaves around others.

he's a pathological liar and thought weed could help his never ending argument.
i smoke weed all the time and i don't treat people any different, this guy pretends to treat people different because of something he has against his girlfriend.
maybe it's kinda sorta like you're a pussy and that's why you cut your dick off since you were a worthless man.

i love that he NEVER forgets he hates straight people but he just forgets to call her proper pronouns specifically because of being high? lolol
they don't accidentally think the color for the tranny flag is red instead of pink when they're high, but he wants to fuck with what he calls her when he's high. lmao

he's just a liar and using weed to help his story. weed doesn't do this to people. in short he likes to be an ass hole when he's high because he can't be a man and just say what he doesn't like about her to her face.

 

[Roland TB-303]

@HERE YOU GO

i smoke weed all the time and i don't treat people any different

Alright Cheech, you don’t say? Were you perhaps high the day they taught what the shift key does in IT class?

 

[William Tyndale]

That notwithstanding, eviction is a last resort for landlords because as as soon as the process begins, tenants usually start to trash the rental property to the point its damaged beyond repair.

The trick is to tell them that you’ll give them $xxx.xx if they move out by a certain date and leave the place spotless. Then you ghost them and change the locks. Works like a charm.

 

[Mad_Dog]

The trick is to tell them that you’ll give them $xxx.xx if they move out by a certain date and leave the place spotless. Then you ghost them and change the locks. Works like a charm.

This is the most judaic thing I've read in a long time, well done.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I bet its that woman from at home with the duggars. Or whatever that America program was called. One of the young women left the church and trooned out. How many such specific nuts can there be?

Unless the mother of the Duggars troon is a druggie in her 50s, I doubt it.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

It's sad that so many of the comedic Ls troons post would be declared sad, weird or pathetic if it was a straight male posting them but in their little Blahaj cult it's heckin' valid!

 

[monstrous bubo]

My therapist told me the truth. I haz sad. Luckily the girls are ready with their support. Sisterhood is powerful.

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Get yourself a therapist, they said. Therapy will be helpful with your passing concerns, they said...
...so i got a therapist.

Young, eager, sympathetic, understanding.

We talked about dysphoria, my absolute dispair looking into a mirror. My need to see a women in those mirrors, someday. Just. Once.

That I'm literally terrified about a future, short as it may be, without passing. That I'm thinking about ripping my face off with my bare hands, every single day.

That i cannot live like this anymore, i tried for more than forty years.

That i will never pass with that face of mine...
...and he said:

"I believe you. You won't ever take a train and be seen as a women by those people, most certainly. That's surely a difficult situation for you."

Ah, well.
(Sorry for crossposting.)

https://www.reddit.com/user/drazisil/
drazisil

•10 hr. ago

Get a better therapist. I recommend a queer one with experience in our space

wintersong76

•9 hr. ago

Find a therapist that specializes in gender affirming care, ideally one that follows WPATH (an international organization) standards of care (they will very likely specify so on their website.)
Not every therapist has the mindset or experience to deal with gender identity care, even if they are sympathetic. They are not likely even aware of all the options available for transition.

Not sure what part of the world you hail from, but hopefully there should be someone available within reasonable driving distance. If not, extend your search for someone that offers telehealth options.
https://www.reddit.com/user/BritneyGurl/
BritneyGurl

•7 hr. ago

Sounds like a POS therapist. Probably anti trans. Find someone who can help you with your issues and be more encouraging.

MyLastAdventure

•9 hr. ago

This is why I steered clear of therapists and the like. I had a suspicion they'd just make things worse. I figured things out for myself and finally realised I'm trans. I'm older and in pretty much the same boat as you.

I've decided that to hell with it, I'll just start transitioning anyway, and I'll see what happens. I fought this for decades and that didn't work, so maybe this will?

I started hormones seven weeks ago and it's the best thing I've ever done. My mind is so much clearer and I just generally feel better.

But also, your therapist is an idiot. It's not about passing or looking beautiful, it's about finding and being yourself. There's nothing more important than that when you're trans. This is what you need to concentrate on - everything else will follow that.

FonaldBrump

•8 hr. ago

There are definitely good therapists this one isn’t though

https://www.reddit.com/user/Mudwrestler2020/
Mudwrestler2020

•6 hr. ago

Me too, HRT really helped me get my thoughts straight about my gender and how I express it. It was like a fog lifting.
https://www.reddit.com/user/perritofeo/
perritofeo

•8 hr. ago

To find the right therapist can be a little frustrating. Yes, you should find another one who is well educated in gender perspective. Also, a woman would be better, in my opinion, because make therapists are way too often out of touch with women's problems. Please don't give up on therapy just yet, keep trying. Good luck.

coraythan

•7 hr. ago

"sympathetic, understanding" don't describe your therapist. I'd more say "ignorant and/or transphobic".

wishingforivy

•6 hr. ago

I think you need to find yourself a different therapist. I felt the same way when I started my transition and still have those thoughts that intrude every so often despite knowing that I look the way I wished I would as a kid. Look at the sheer variety of masculine and feminine presentation and consider what “passing” means in the grand scheme of things? Reframing that understanding really helped me.

What’s particularly idiotic about the comments is that reframing can only happen if you name the problem and acknowledge your feelings about it first. Airily waving your hands and saying „passing doesn’t matter, transphobe!” doesn’t explore at all why girlfriend here is so uncomfortable in his own skin, or what he thinks magically happens if he passes. And without that work, he’ll just be focusing on the symptom and not the cause of his distress. But i suppose there is temporary relief in finding a better liar for some folie a deux.



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[PetiteFeet]

That's the thing about therapy, a good therapist isn't supposed to affirm your delusions and pat you on the back, saying "there there, gigahon. You are a beautiful woman to me and the rest of the world is wrong". They're supposed to challenge you and make you realise that your way of thinking is debilitating and that you need to change that. Challenging you to become a better, healthier and mentally sound you.

I swear, these troons have been hugboxed so much that they gave themselves a handicap. Nevermind whatever other mental illnesses they had in the first place, they've made themselves neurotic and agitated.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

The delusion runs deep in if you're thrilled to have that staring back at you in the mirror.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Question -- And not just about this last one -- Is the funny color hair dye job supposed to be super feminine or something? Or really fashionable other than among troons?

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Tax:

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's the thing about therapy, a good therapist isn't supposed to affirm your delusions and pat you on the back, saying "there there, gigahon. You are a beautiful woman to me and the rest of the world is wrong". They're supposed to challenge you and make you realise that your way of thinking is debilitating and that you need to change that. Challenging you to become a better, healthier and mentally sound you.

I swear, these troons have been hugboxed so much that they gave themselves a handicap. Nevermind whatever other mental illnesses they had in the first place, they've made themselves neurotic and agitated.

They're neurosis is particularly virulent in that it makes them actively resist treatment, any shrink that challenges their warped thinking "is twansphobic" so they reject them and seek out a crazy ideologue who will reinforce their delusion.
They've mind wormed themselves into being unable to get better unless they actively break the indoctrination.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

@HERE YOU GO


Alright Cheech, you don’t say? Were you perhaps high the day they taught what the shift key does in IT class?

you know it amigo

 

[TismFarmer]

None of your doctors have ever wanted to fuck you, you odious degenerate.

, your father
@swordofthestate
·Aug 7
Lmao not one doctor in the entire north American continent would let a single molecule of his dick touch you

LOL. LMAO even.
This was the only reply to that tweet I could find.
(excuse the fucky editing, am old. and dumb)

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

From the tech.lgbt Mastodon, I have an account in there and have somehow gone undetected despite causing a few arguments and being careful with concealed insults.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

An 'L' indeed. Hates the one kind of person who wants to have sex with him.

One interesting comment:

The "good guys" are of course the tranny chasers who are superior at dissembling.

 

[TruffleSpark]

An 'L' indeed. Hates the one kind of person who wants to have sex with him.

why are trannies like this? why do they specifically feel the need to seek out sexual partners who are not attracted to them?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My therapist told me the truth. I haz sad. Luckily the girls are ready with their support. Sisterhood is powerful.

They don't want a therapist, they want a life coach. Somebody who can just repeat back your own delusions while telling you it's possible if you just want it hard enough then collect a large check from you.

They're fundamentally opposed to the entire concept of therapy because it comes with an implied assumption that your thinking is wrong when their thinking is not wrong, it's reality/everyone else that's wrong and needs to change.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Pooner realizes where all of her trans-hate comes from.

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This video should be added to the OP. Its a work of art.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

why are trannies like this? why do they specifically feel the need to seek out sexual partners who are not attracted to them?

As with most things dealing with troons, it is a part of their fetish and they think that finally tricking a straight man means they are super passable without realization that a man that is interested in these ogre faggots isn't straight or is under the effects of mind-altering chemicals.