Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Nevertheless, I maintain he did successfully mask who he was in the 2019 timeframe. Back then, you simply did not see degeneracy on the level that he's displaying now. That was why I responded to AnOminous that I don't blame him for being hoodwinked back then, because so was I. So were a lot of people. The majority of Farmers even. There's plenty of people who could commiserate about this.
I think his character pre-2020 was more or less a real reflection of him at the time, but I’m a minority in this opinion it seems. I think this is more a case of e-celebrity going to his head over time coupled with a mid-life crises.
 
Now I have to ask whether there was any claim Nick made about Montagraph that is demonstrably true?
He's a fucking weirdo. That one is true.

but I’m a minority in this opinion it seems
I was in the exact same boat as you until someone in the thread brought up how involved and spergy he was in the Dick Masterson Facebook group before he had an active YouTube channel. That caused me to get more on the train that he always had something there that he just wasn't comfortable enough to reveal. But I definitely see where you're coming from since I came from that position myself initially.
 
What a clusterfuck this whole thing is increasingly becoming.
becoming? <alwayshasbeen.meme>
I think his character pre-2020 was more or less a real reflection of him at the time, but I’m a minority in this opinion it seems. I think this is more a case of e-celebrity going to his head over time coupled with a mid-life crises.
Drexel is the key. Not just Drexel's own degeneracy and Nick's laissez-faire attitude toward him. Drexel would say to Nick on stream, even before the last year, that he and Nick were more similar than not. Nick would agree. At the time, one could assume Drex was trying to good himself up. But you couple that with Nick's high school kill list, his admitted juvenile porn problem (going clearly at least into his early marriage, by the porn stars he knows by name), the drinking...

Given the pieces put together about Drex, and Nick's continued, close friendship with him, and Nick's behavior once unshackled from his trust fund dependency, it all adds up. His success has brought out the worst in him, which unfortunately, seems to be his true self.

Plus you add the current Vito stuff, and the longstanding fandom of Dick Masterson...

You're welcome to believe what you want, really only Nick can answer this. Nick... he's an unreliable narrator in my book. In hindsight, the signs were there.
 
He's a fucking weirdo. That one is true.
True enough, but this is now the most hellaciously expensive calling somebody out as a weirdo I've ever heard of.

Drexel is the key. Not just Drexel's own degeneracy and Nick's laissez-faire attitude toward him.
Plus you add the current Vito stuff, and the longstanding fandom of Dick Masterson...
I somewhat agree. I think maybe Drex impacted him the most in his early life, but that Masterson is the strongest influence to how he's acting now. Masterson seems to attract people who are already weirdos. Digibro, Vito, Maddox, Mint Salad, ect.

We'll likely never know exactly when or how it started with Nick though. We can only speculate.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️
To put in just a few more cents of input, the screenshots here have not shown a de-modding (unless I missed it). I reserve judgement until on of the many Kalea alts (or myself) decides to log in and post one.

#WeAreKalea
Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Struck a nerve there huh? Balldo Man is such a spoiled petulant child. Eat more fish heads and less dick Balldo fag.
Welcome Kalea (if this is actually you.) I don't know how much association you actually have with Cynthia but I hope this isn't a repeat of that. No idea if you have a reputation for schizo drunken rants but covering my bases.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Our savior finally arrives. We are Kalea!

On a serious note, how much of this is what you said and how much is it Nick thinking you're like 5 people on this thread constantly talking shit?

Btw, Nick, we don't need "permission" to talk about how much of a faggot you are. But your feedback has been inputted.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

>is an online personality claiming to be well versed in it
>leaves behind cum trails that can easily be seen and be used against him to make fun of
>did it after months of knowing people are tracking him
>gets mad about it

Genuinely retarded or urge to coom is surpassing his cognitive skills?
 
Btw, Nick, we don't need "permission" to talk about how much of a faggot you are. But your feedback has been inputted.
He gave permission when he wouldn't shut the fuck about his sex life. No one wanted to hear about it but he HAD to inject it into everything he did. The barn door isn't open at this point, it completely missing and the cows won't go back in the barn. We all warned him and he refused to listen.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Welcome to the farms! Enjoy your stay! Also, this is exactly what former fans were asking for but I think everyone knows saying it now is a lie:
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Sorry Cuckieta, you may have given the push to start things going down hill, but you don't decide when it stops...
 
Well, like I just got done saying...

Point being, different people got to that point at different times. For me, it was 2020. Earlier than some, but later than others.

Nevertheless, I maintain he did successfully mask who he was in the 2019 timeframe. Back then, you simply did not see degeneracy on the level that he's displaying now. That was why I responded to @AnOminous that I don't blame him for being hoodwinked back then, because so was I. So were a lot of people. The majority of Farmers even. There's plenty of people who could commiserate about this.

It also helped that in 2019 it was less about Nick and more about Vic. People really wanted to see Vic succeed. That could have contributed to people missing warning signs about Nick.

It hardly matters anymore, because it seems like most of the Farms sees it now. It seems like nobody has to work to shatter the illusion anymore, because he's now done it himself.

As for the "#ourguy thing," there was indeed an enormous amount of peer pressure from the Rekieta camp to stay in the Rekieta camp. I know I experienced it at points. I can't lie about that. Looking back, it was very frustrating. It probably helped keep things going longer than they should have or could have and shut down a lot of criticism.
To me, the retrospective look at how hard people defending him on here vs how he’s seen now is exactly like how people protected and propped up Dick Masterson back when he had Null on NP2.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Even though you're fucking up our we are all Kalea thing Kalea. Welcome aboard. Some crazy bitch thought we were all you. Luckily she is long since banned.

In regards to Racket's faggy butthurt response:

No you creepy faggot we didn't burn any bridges. You're the asshole who set your whole grift on fire and alienated most of your audience. You are tiresome. Get raped by a pack of niggers in Jamaica you faggot.

Welcome to the farms! Enjoy your stay! Also, this is exactly what former fans were asking for but I think everyone knows saying it now is a lie:
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Sorry Cuckieta, you may have given the push to start things going down hill, but you don't decide when it stops...
Not bad but Lady Rackets needs the blacked treatement in the background with a malding nick in the foreground.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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I wonder what Dave Rubin, known homosexual, thinks about people using the platform he started, to throw around f-slurs. He may not care, Dave might be cool like that.

Assuming this is real, and because I've got a few free minutes, I'm going to fisk this message.
Why shouldn't I demod you?
And did it for free.

Look, I'm not retarded.
X to doubt.

People can disagree with any and all of the things I do in life (or things that they have decided I do that aren't true).

That's their prerogative.
Very libertarian. Also, the English major hates commas.

But I'm not going to amplify bullshit from people.
I don't remember what prompted this drama, and trying to search for "Kalea" in the thread is like looking for hay in a haystack. Also, very passive aggressive, when he uses "people" but clearly means "you, Kalea".

If people have some sort of problem, they can talk to me about it.
Finally, a comma. Again with the "people". Also, we know you can't just talk to Nick. It's a miracle if this message is a true and accurate copy of Locals communication, because Nicky the Nose actually responded to a message! Everything is very one-way with Balldoman.

If people are going to make a fucking retarded spectacle out of some fiction they have, they can do it without a wrench, or they can go somewhere else.
This is why I banned you, bish. The Baldomale got simps lined up for miles who would pay dollars for wrenches. It's flaccid-dick-way, or the highway.

I played with the internet for five years giving people way more permission to speak into my life and work than anyone deserved.
Lowercase I internet from the English major. This one is just a mess, a real run-on sentence that I can't quite decipher. I'm assuming he's upset that he made internet friends, and these plebs did not deserve even the crumbs he allowed the masses.

All I got from it was faggotry.
Putting myself out there did not generate hundreds of thousands of dollars, it just gave me hurt feelings.

Sorry, everyone burned all of their bridges with me. Everyone decided the internet can't be fun and open, it must be closed off.
Thank fuck, more commas. I guess the Internet isn't fun because of faggotry? Or needing to hide things from people? It seems like Locals had an issue because they acted like it was quasi-private, and the big butthurt happened when people lifted the veil.

I'm fucking tired of giving any bit of myself to people.
Nicky the Nose just works so hard, hardest working man in the sektur after Ralphamale, baby! I don't see how he squares this with him being the content on his channel. Or what his channel is now? It's very seldom law. Pedo and groomer sympathizers with lame jokes?

Good job, internet, you burned it out of me.
Lowercase i Internet again from the English major. Oh boo hoo, my feelings are hurt.

The internet can find someone else to fuck with.
Lower case i Internet, for one last time. "I'm so angry, I am done." Meanie heads on the Internet can go somewhere else, from my closeted hugbox.
Such a petulant child, he doesn't even know what he's mad about. Even when chatting with a direct question (assuming this is a true and honest copy), he doesn't have the balls to call Kalea out.

I wonder what he crams into his balldo, because he clearly lacks any balls at all.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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>Look, I'm not retarded
Gonna have to disagree with ya there Nick. Your actions the last several months kinda clash with that statement.

>I played with the internet for five years giving people way more permission to speak into my life and work than anyone deserved.
Well, someone sure thinks highly of themselves. I think "giving people way more permissions to speak into my life" is retard speak for "I shared way more of my private life online than I should have".
Also, lol, little i internet. No one tell Null.
 
I don't remember what prompted this drama, and trying to search for "Kalea" in the thread is like looking for hay in a haystack. Also, very passive aggressive, when he uses "people" but clearly means "you, Kalea".
Kalea poked fun at him about his bbc jamaican bulls and promptly got umodded. Balldo man going full rage pig even on his supporters it's NAWWWWT TROOOOO I didn't eat fish heads out of our wife's busted pussy after it got stretched by bbc bulls it's NAWWWT TROOO KRIST IS KANG
I will let these 2 pictures explain themselves.

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