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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Looks like a non-Newtonian fluid. Or maybe it's just not mixed properly. His pancakes are going to have lumps in them.
My takeaway from this is that I never knew he attempted to start a channel on fishing... that lardass? Nevermind the fact that most fish wouldn't have enough grease to satiate the wendigo unless it was deep fried, even sitting on the end of a pier and fishing is more activity than Fatty is capable of, assuming he's trying to fish and it wasn't just leaving a line in the water as an excuse to drink. Now I want to see if there's any idiotic content there...
edit: What the fuck is this? https://www.youtube.com/@FishHook19/videos
That's not his brother either. Did he sell a channel? Or was this one of his past friends he worked with that deleted any existence of Fatty from his own channel a few years back?
edit again: and the flip jack video itself... he admits he only bought hungry jack pancake mix because it has his name in it. Complaints he doesn't like pancakes because they're just starch covered in sugar, bullshit. And a fucking flippy double sided pancake pan? That you can only cook one at a time in so by the time you've made the 2nd or 3rd the previous ones are cold? ffs...
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Bit of a correction, Jack's former friend Charles started a channel on fishing and cooking with seafood. The friendship ended when Jack thought that the best way forward for the Charles' channel was a seafood-focused Fat on the Go.
Ah right I do remember he had a friend of his for a bit as some weird partnership thing. And yeah I just saw the fat on the go content. The rest of the channel doesn't seem to be much better other than just not involving Fatty. I don't quite get the point of continuing to bother when you can't break 100 views a video after being around for years but whatever maybe it's just a hobby or something.
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Imagine if he'd actually have taken his physical therapy seriously and cleaned up his diet after his first stroke
Or the 2nd, or the 3rd...
"just for a few months" as if he's going to do something about it now?
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Jack is a good boy and had three whole helpings of WYNGZ
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At this point, Jack's either so deluded or in denial that reality is just a faint whisper in his grease-addled mind, or so optimistic that Pollyanna would sound like a blackpilled cynic at his side.
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Imagine being this fat fuck and being in the most tourist trap town in the South. What a loser and a fatso.
(Still if you must go there definitely check out Ripley's retarded Believe it Or Not museum.)
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So much for keto...
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Can Jack not see anymore?
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"
On top of all that, his reviews have sunk to KingCobraJFS levels.
"Gud"
"Interesting"
Jfc dude.
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"
On top of all that, his reviews have sunk to KingCobraJFS levels.
"Gud"
"Interesting"
Jfc dude.
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I always am reminded when he was in the hospital getting post stroke care and crying that he was able to move his claw arm. Im sure the medical team told him after every fucking stroke to keep up with rehab and exercises and he would be able to function normally. However in Jacks mind he believes that the medical team was supposed to fix him up like a broken toy and God would help him out, absolving him of putting in any effort. Theres lazy and then theres Jack Scalfani lazy.
Its mostly delusions but Jack was just an uninformed idiot several years ago at best and is now an uninformed retard. Hes also one of the most thin skinned fuckers on the planet and gets defensives towards anything that seems to be different than his train of thought. Jack is one of those people who would unironically say "Pizza is healthy because it has something from every food group." Even if you broke down how much fat and sodium is in pizza he would just get angry that you went against his thought just to argue with him, he wouldnt even take the time to hear or process what was said to him. He just finds dumb shit online that supports his eating habits and what his brother says as gospel and reasons why he should eat the way he does, doctors and medical professionals be damned.
Im pretty sure Jack can see but getting fucked up on strokes like it was going out of style is gonna mess with your senses. Most likely hes just getting confused all the fucking time and cant get the words he wants out, or understands the shit he reads or is told to. He honestly just wants to be handed gud food and pretend that hes a functioning member of society people actually like.
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Jesus H. Christ I've seen better food at fucking Pizza Hut.
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Without any context, you see a man approaching his fetish.
With context, you see a tragedy approaching it's conclusion.
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All the pizza there looked like it was frozen or belonged in a high school cafeteria. The meatballs too were pretty disgusting but Jack will gobble it up because "meat gud"
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There is absolutely nothing 'Brazilian' about Pizza Rio, its just some bizarre gimmick to get people to drop $30 for less convenient Pizza Hut (PBUH) buffet. I would say 'who falls for this shit?', but here you go.
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I bet this is the same pose he takes for the first dick of the night at the Gatlinburg glory hole.