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When will Jack drop dead?

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Imagine if he'd actually have taken his physical therapy seriously and cleaned up his diet after his first stroke
I always am reminded when he was in the hospital getting post stroke care and crying that he was able to move his claw arm. Im sure the medical team told him after every fucking stroke to keep up with rehab and exercises and he would be able to function normally. However in Jacks mind he believes that the medical team was supposed to fix him up like a broken toy and God would help him out, absolving him of putting in any effort. Theres lazy and then theres Jack Scalfani lazy.
At this point, Jack's either so deluded or in denial that reality is just a faint whisper in his grease-addled mind, or so optimistic that Pollyanna would sound like a blackpilled cynic at his side.
Its mostly delusions but Jack was just an uninformed idiot several years ago at best and is now an uninformed retard. Hes also one of the most thin skinned fuckers on the planet and gets defensives towards anything that seems to be different than his train of thought. Jack is one of those people who would unironically say "Pizza is healthy because it has something from every food group." Even if you broke down how much fat and sodium is in pizza he would just get angry that you went against his thought just to argue with him, he wouldnt even take the time to hear or process what was said to him. He just finds dumb shit online that supports his eating habits and what his brother says as gospel and reasons why he should eat the way he does, doctors and medical professionals be damned.
Can Jack not see anymore?
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"
Im pretty sure Jack can see but getting fucked up on strokes like it was going out of style is gonna mess with your senses. Most likely hes just getting confused all the fucking time and cant get the words he wants out, or understands the shit he reads or is told to. He honestly just wants to be handed gud food and pretend that hes a functioning member of society people actually like.
 
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All the pizza there looked like it was frozen or belonged in a high school cafeteria. The meatballs too were pretty disgusting but Jack will gobble it up because "meat gud"
 
There is absolutely nothing 'Brazilian' about Pizza Rio, its just some bizarre gimmick to get people to drop $30 for less convenient Pizza Hut (PBUH) buffet. I would say 'who falls for this shit?', but here you go.
 
Can Jack not see anymore?
Im pretty sure Jack can see but getting fucked up on strokes like it was going out of style is gonna mess with your senses
IIRC, after the latest stroke, Jack said he has trouble with his vision, especially in one eye. Like he'll see you in front of him but it's blurry or some shit. Too lazy to go back in the thread to find it.
 
Wait a minute... Jack ate a slice with broccoli on it. Didn't he say that causes kidney stones? Oh nooooo! Jack is going to end up with kidney stones again!
 
All the pizza there looked like it was frozen or belonged in a high school cafeteria. The meatballs too were pretty disgusting but Jack will gobble it up because "meat gud"
That pizza looked disgusting. Bland as fuck frozen crusts with some bullshit tossed on.
There is absolutely nothing 'Brazilian' about Pizza Rio, its just some bizarre gimmick to get people to drop $30 for less convenient Pizza Hut (PBUH) buffet. I would say 'who falls for this shit?', but here you go.
Fuck, there was barely anything "pizza" about it. The crust looked more like white bread than pizza crust, and what the fuck is "stroganoff" pizza? And yeah, the only difference between this and any other pizza buffet is that the pizza is brought to the table, which is of course perfect for Fatty.
 
All the pizza there looked like it was frozen or belonged in a high school cafeteria. The meatballs too were pretty disgusting but Jack will gobble it up because "meat gud"
That Doritos covered pizza looked absolutely disgusting, and so did the way Jack put it into his mouth.
 
I actually watched this on normal speed for once, and omg, Jack sounds terrible. It's honestly pitiful.

Also, that pizza looks like an abomination. I've unfortunately had pizza from places where it looks like the first slice with translucent white cheese that looks more like rubber or silicone than food, and it always tastes hideous. I'm guessing the "Brazilian" aspect of it is how they serve the pizza?
Jack is a good boy and had three whole helpings of WYNGZ
I love how Tammy pointed that out immediately after Jack proclaimed that he wasn't having any of the dessert pizza. Like, it literally doesn't matter if you're having sweets or not if you've already had enough wings that even the waiter points it out.
(Still if you must go there definitely check out Ripley's retarded Believe it Or Not museum.)
They drove by it in the video! I'd never go there, though. It looks like an interstate exit town. I'm surprised they have a Dutch Bros, though.
 
I always am reminded when he was in the hospital getting post stroke care and crying that he was able to move his claw arm.
That actually just pissed me off at this fat fuck. Because he'd have been able to do that if he'd put literally ANY effort into it post-stroke.

I had a serious skeletal injury that would have fucked up my shit almost as badly and they basically told me if you do this really painful shit, involving physical terrorists, you will recover to about 95%. And I did and it happened. They're actually really good at this stuff now.

This loser literally chose to lose the function of his arm instead of doing PT.
 
That actually just pissed me off at this fat fuck. Because he'd have been able to do that if he'd put literally ANY effort into it post-stroke.

I had a serious skeletal injury that would have fucked up my shit almost as badly and they basically told me if you do this really painful shit, involving physical terrorists, you will recover to about 95%. And I did and it happened. They're actually really good at this stuff now.

This loser literally chose to lose the function of his arm instead of doing PT.
I have some stories to relate from my church. Like many, the congregation is mostly older folks, so they're not immune to health scares. But how they've handled them is night and day compared to Jack's retardation.

One woman broke her hip after falling off a bike (which, by her own admission, had been a stupid idea). She had to do physical therapy, but instead of complaining about it and not going, she struggled through it like they told her. Within a few months, she went from needing a walker to being back on her feet like normal. No more bike riding for her, though.

Another man recently had a stroke after a couple of circulation issues he'd been having (ironically he was supposed to go to a followup on that later that week). It didn't affect motor skills, but his speech was thrown completely out of whack, struggling to find words and convey the thoughts he was having, often limited to barely getting a single word out. But he's been in therapy since then, and has even started coming back to church already. He's noticeably a bit slower than before, but his personality is unchanged and he can get full sentences out, and hopefully he'll regain most of his function.

Most recently, our organist had to be taken to the hospital where it was found she has COPD and stage 1 congestive heart failure (long time smoking and later vaping). After the hospital stay, she was moved to rehab which is where she's at now. She wants to come back and play as soon as she's able, and I have no doubt she's going to work hard at her therapy to try and get to that point if she can.

It's good to have faith and pray for recovery, but just sitting around and waiting for God to magic your illness away, especially when you can do something about it, is peak stupidity. Jack could have done literally anything to avoid the condition he's in now, but he refused to give up his gluttony or work to regain the function he'd already lost, and thus he deserves his infirmity.
 
I have some stories to relate from my church. Like many, the congregation is mostly older folks, so they're not immune to health scares. But how they've handled them is night and day compared to Jack's retardation.

One woman broke her hip after falling off a bike (which, by her own admission, had been a stupid idea). She had to do physical therapy, but instead of complaining about it and not going, she struggled through it like they told her. Within a few months, she went from needing a walker to being back on her feet like normal. No more bike riding for her, though.

Another man recently had a stroke after a couple of circulation issues he'd been having (ironically he was supposed to go to a followup on that later that week). It didn't affect motor skills, but his speech was thrown completely out of whack, struggling to find words and convey the thoughts he was having, often limited to barely getting a single word out. But he's been in therapy since then, and has even started coming back to church already. He's noticeably a bit slower than before, but his personality is unchanged and he can get full sentences out, and hopefully he'll regain most of his function.

Most recently, our organist had to be taken to the hospital where it was found she has COPD and stage 1 congestive heart failure (long time smoking and later vaping). After the hospital stay, she was moved to rehab which is where she's at now. She wants to come back and play as soon as she's able, and I have no doubt she's going to work hard at her therapy to try and get to that point if she can.

It's good to have faith and pray for recovery, but just sitting around and waiting for God to magic your illness away, especially when you can do something about it, is peak stupidity. Jack could have done literally anything to avoid the condition he's in now, but he refused to give up his gluttony or work to regain the function he'd already lost, and thus he deserves his infirmity.
Exactly. If god was going to provide Jack's fat ass the ability to walk just through magic, then he wouldn't have had him had a stroke to begin with
 
Can Jack not see anymore?
"What does dat say?"
"How much is it?"
Bro it is like 80pt. font.
"What does the soup look like?"

On top of all that, his reviews have sunk to KingCobraJFS levels.
"Gud"
"Interesting"
Jfc dude.
He's admitted that his eyesight is fucked after the stroke.

Another man recently had a stroke after a couple of circulation issues he'd been having (ironically he was supposed to go to a followup on that later that week). It didn't affect motor skills, but his speech was thrown completely out of whack, struggling to find words and convey the thoughts he was having, often limited to barely getting a single word out. But he's been in therapy since then, and has even started coming back to church already. He's noticeably a bit slower than before, but his personality is unchanged and he can get full sentences out, and hopefully he'll regain most of his function.
I know a guy who fell off his bike, headfirst into the pavement, he "died" three times on the way to the hospital but they were able to bring him back each time. Surgery went well and for the first few weeks after he was non-verbal. He barely seemed to acknowledge anything in the room. With time, and therapy, he started talking again but haltingly. You could tell he was having trouble getting the words out. There was a pause after every word. It got better over time.

He's still not 100% and never will be again because brain damage. But he can talk. He can walk. He can function in society and it admittedly took him a couple years to get to this point. The reason is he worked towards getting better. Also he's a Christian but even he knew that if he didn't do the work it's not like God would just cure him.

Jagoff expected God to just say, "you're healed" and that was it.
 
It's good to have faith and pray for recovery, but just sitting around and waiting for God to magic your illness away, especially when you can do something about it, is peak stupidity. Jack could have done literally anything to avoid the condition he's in now, but he refused to give up his gluttony or work to regain the function he'd already lost, and thus he deserves his infirmity.
If this fat fuck wonders why God didn't just fix him, God could basically say I sent you the best fucking medical personnel and advice on the planet and you ignored it you tub of shit. Then throw him in Hell.
 
I know a guy who fell off his bike, headfirst into the pavement, he "died" three times on the way to the hospital but they were able to bring him back each time. Surgery went well and for the first few weeks after he was non-verbal. He barely seemed to acknowledge anything in the room. With time, and therapy, he started talking again but haltingly. You could tell he was having trouble getting the words out. There was a pause after every word. It got better over time.

He's still not 100% and never will be again because brain damage. But he can talk. He can walk. He can function in society and it admittedly took him a couple years to get to this point. The reason is he worked towards getting better. Also he's a Christian but even he knew that if he didn't do the work it's not like God would just cure him.

Jagoff expected God to just say, "you're healed" and that was it.
i will never understand the people who just assume god will fix them and they dont need to do anything themselves. its also extra funny that jack is one of those people. like why on earth would god help jack?

the man is making a walking sin factory he is a (barely) living example of gluttony and greed. if god is really the type to send people signs then jack has had about 4 signs to stop and he just ignores them.

if he took his stokes seriously i have no doubt in my mind he would be absolutely fine today but jack being jack means he will never stop even if his entire body is paralyzed and he has to make videos where he gets fed blended up abominations through his feeding tube.
 
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