Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 102 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 163 40.1%

  • Total voters
    406
Kalea poked fun at him about his bbc jamaican bulls and promptly got umodded.
Did she though? Did she REALLY?

It looked to me, from those screenshots, that she just asked a simple fucking question, and nose blew his Balldo gasket.

That's why I said earlier that dewrenching her was stupid. Now people are gonna assume there's something about energii_king that makes him feel very uncomfortable. He could have said any number of things like "I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a while," or so forth.
 
"I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a while,"
This would have been equally damning because he has been trying to pretend he didn't go get his ass blasted by Jamaican bulls while his wife watched. He should have just said something like idk ask your mom.
Smells like week old fish heads and butthurt to me.
 
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First off x to doubt Nick. Secondly I kinda wish this would appear beside the thread link.
 
This would have been equally damning because he has been trying to pretend he didn't go get his ass blasted by Jamaican bulls while his wife watched. He should have just said something like idk ask your mom.
Smells like week old fish heads and butthurt to me.
I think he could maybe have convinced some people it's just two guys he met at Hedonism II, and nothing untoward happened involving him or his wife.

I'm not saying I'd buy any of that, or anyone else here would, but...

Losing one's shit over this definitely makes it seem like something more went on. I think he had the worst possible response to this he could have had. It also clearly signals to his trolls, critics, and alogs that this is a sore issue for him.

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I think he could maybe have convinced some people it's just two guys he met at Hedonism II, and nothing untoward happened involving him or his wife.
Then he would have to publicly admit he has been to Hedonism II, which he has still yet to do. But yes no one would believe him and his fish head wife didn't get their jungle fever fix.
 
Kalea poked fun at him about his bbc jamaican bulls and promptly got umodded. Balldo man going full rage pig even on his supporters it's NAWWWWT TROOOOO I didn't eat fish heads out of our wife's busted pussy after it got stretched by bbc bulls it's NAWWWT TROOO KRIST IS KANG
Thanks, fren. Jebus, I need to slow down on the day gin. I know I read that linked post, but I guess I saw discord and noped the fuck out.

And also, Nick became internet friends with black men while in Jamaica.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Welcome! I hope you find a spot here if you want it.

I just want to note that it was not my intention to specifically doubt your veracity, but rather the facts that 1. Nick is an unreliable narrator and 2. Things often repeated (c.f. Monty being a paedo, Monty fucking a cantaloupe, and Nick's 'there was not balcony at the hotel!' from WW) can become taken as gospel without actual evidence.

As for Nick's statement... Well... It seems that he is wanting to claim that people can come to him (but not release the information) and that he is open to criticism and does NOT care (despite his grand bitch out rant post-holiday where he said people were right but said it in a 'faggot' way)

Just utter inconsistency...
 
Then he would have to publicly admit he has been to Hedonism II, which he has still yet to do.
Which is a whole other absurdity in itself. The evidence is overwhelming FFS.

It's yet another reason why his response was fucking dumb.

Oh well, this thread is at least partially a makeshift refugee camp for people who got disillusioned with, burned by, or otherwise fed up with Rekieta. So, welcome @Kalea! Hopefully you'll find us more sane than what you just came from.
 
LMAO such a butthurt queer. I wonder if he'll cry about it to energii_king himself (as he's balls deep in Our Wife) at his upcoming Hedonism II trip.
I think he could maybe have convinced some people it's just two guys he met at Hedonism II, and nothing untoward happened involving him or his wife
Ah, but Nick has never been to Hedonism II, he only "went to a Jamaican resort for vacation." Just like how he has never been to Gay 90s, he simply visited an "underwear bar" for both his birthday and a "glitter party" there.
Nick had to invent a black bull for Ron.
To be fair, Ron did buy Monica a shirtless Michael B. Jordan body pillow which the two lovingly posed with. Nick must have been so jealous no one is buying him body pillows of shirtless black dudes.
 
Hello Kiwifarms! 🧛‍♀️

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Dude is acting like his literal job isn’t to talk about drama on the internet. Why is it that it’s always the people who owe their entire livelihood to the internet that try to pretend like they’re above it all or that the internet is something they hate?

You hate the internet? Cool. Delete your channels and go back to being a failed lawyer
 
Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?
"People can disagree with any and all of the things I do in life (or things that they have decided I do that aren't true). ... If people are going to make a fucking retarded spectacle out of some fiction they have, they can do it without a wrench, or they can go somewhere else."

This is not even "IT'S NAWT TRUU!" levels of denial, because at least that would be responding to a specific claim with a negative answer.

What is the fiction? It's not that Nick is following energii_king. According to the list @AltisticRight posted a few days ago, energii_king is still on the list of accounts Nick's following.

The specious denials are so fucking absurd. If someone is saying something about you that is not true, just say what it is.

"Everyone burned their bridges with me".

Well, it's unlikely that "everyone" decided to burn their bridges with Nick independently. What happened is Nick burned all his bridges and when he was done with that, he burned his boats too.
 
I think he could maybe have convinced some people it's just two guys he met at Hedonism II, and nothing untoward happened involving him or his wife.
Suuuuuurrrreeeeee......
Losing one's shit over this definitely makes it seem like something more went on. I think he had the worst possible response to this he could have had. It also clearly signals to his trolls, critics, and alogs that this is a sore issue for him.
Lucky for us Nick consistently selects the worst possible option. Without fail.
He could easily say they're friends of Drex and I doubt anyone would question further.
No. Even causal viewers know Drex hates niggers.
 
What is the fiction? It's not that Nick is following energii_king. According to the list @AltisticRight posted a few days ago, energii_king is still on the list of accounts Nick's following.
Why is he even still following this guy? It's a guy he met at a trip that he's not ever going to meet again...unless? There's like 3 scenarios here.

1. Follow to just look at energii_king's account. Looking at a black dude doing gay shit. Gay.
2. Follow to stay in contact with energii_king's account. To talk about what, exactly? Double gay.
3. Follow to stay in contact with energii_king cause he wants to meet him again later. And you're telling me there's no gay shenanigans there? Tripple gay^4
 
Come to find out, there's no video of Monty raping a watermelon, and I guess Null seems to think the story is B.S. too.
So wait, he didn't even fuck a watermelon? Is literally anything true about what we've been told about this guy?
Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?
"Look, I'm not retarded."

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