Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

Null said the he sees people in rumble chat that ask "what is this [the stream]". And this one time, the Odysee stream died and Rumble gained about half the amount of viewers that were on Odysee. Numbers on Rumble might actually be true.

This particular behavior is consistent with Rumble counting incoming initiated connections as viewers, too, but that particular method of counting will vastly inflate viewer numbers. As you move between cell towers, that's often a new connection. When you switch from wifi to data, that's a new connection. When you close the tab for a second and re-open it, that's a new connection. When your internet drops briefly, that's a new connection. This goes on and on, resulting in huge inflation.

 

[AnOminous]

This nigger is as dumb as a fucking post.

You kind of lose the benefit of the doubt as to Mutt's Law when you go to Cuck Island to have a vacation at a cuck resort during Cuck Week.

 

[waffle]

My pet theory is rumble views are accurate, but they use a nonstandard definition of view - and it's really more like what most people would call an impression.

Nick really needs to stop taking advice from Dick. That weird DM is basacially straight out of the Dick Masterson "Read Your Thread and Then Lash Out on Social Media" playbook. How long until he's directly responding to screenshots on Twitter?

Nick should just get that motorcycle he was talking about....

 

[Captain Manning]

You should have made all the black guys Drexel.

Drexel, and the two bulls from Hedonism II. Not sure what to do about the other two. Maybe three Drexels and the Hedonism bulls. Use three different Drexel pics.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick getting desperate to keep his numbers up. What they really should do is offer a free month with no strings attached. Give people a taste of what they'd be buying before having to commit to a full year. But "locking them in before they realized what they signed up for" was how he started his Locals so this tracks.

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Get on it, Lawplebs! The towns have suffered many fires of recent with all the bridges being burnt and such by the Creator, and thus people are running out of things and other people to burn for their fee. Please bring your fresh kindling, preferably any noob meat you can find along way and your personal list of Candidates for Selection at rando for yet another new panel of Youtube orbiters.

Don't let the Locals get too bored, Nick. It's a hungry mob over there, I hear. You may have lit those bridges yourself to get away and you may think that limiting your exposure by not streaming is helping you to cover tracks, but you've explicitly shackled yourself to total dullwits with too much time on their hands and no brains. Good job, Internet Safety Expert!

Edit:

He really opened Pandora's box with this. He fostered this image of "I'm not a hypocrite" with all of his trad Christian larp, calling out Murphy, ron etc. But the moment HE opened the box it wIth all the degen shit he couldn't put the lid back on. It seems like he's a been trying based on himedall's logs, but you can't put the lid back on the box. He did this to himself.

He really blames people for expecting him to own up to image he created and perpetuated. It's beyond words at this point, it's classic narcissism.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should just get that motorcycle he was talking about....

I don't want our lulz to end that soon.

But if he does it should definitely be a Vincent Black Shadow and he should take it for a ride in the snow.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

I'm certainly agree Monty is a cow, but I was always led to believe he was this "big bad." To the contrary, the more I read about him, the more and more I begin to think he's gotten a least a little bit of a raw deal, and been a victim of more than his fair share of gay ops. More than anything, he just seems like a weirdo likely suffering from schizophrenia.

I have never understood why we are supposed to hate Monty. I was introduced to him through Metokur, and Mony strikes me as a classic paranoid conspiracy theorist with a twinge more lucidity than usual. It was a bit endearing.

He is crazy, but it manifests in strange artistic and meme pieces. Everything is an elaborate plan, but he is grounded enough to make intelligible responses to the people who target him. He seems to be an old conspiracy man who is the victim of even crazier conspiracy people.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Caption this:

(Nick sucking on mic)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Two possible counterpoints:

- Null doesn't have a contract with Rumble. Maybe Rumble puts an accelerator on view counts / live users counts on specific creators for marketing purposes. Remember that Nick was contracted right around the time he was banned from Youtube. It might look bad (especially to investors) if the new acquisition who's been recently banned can't get anywhere near the same numbers on Rumble.

- The other option is that Nick's the one doing the botting, but I know nothing about how that works or what signs to look for. However, I don't expect Nick to be able to pull this off competently. If this was happening someone would have noticed and posted the evidence by now.

The best tell for botting is a huge delta between views and chat activity. It's hard to tell if the platform universally does a multiplier, versus someone botting their streams/videos. I don't see any evidence Rackets is botting his own account.

I admit, I find Rumble's views questionable, but I'm inclined to believe they use a very loose metric for views and viewers. Given how slow their customer-facing platform improvements have been, I wouldn't be surprised if their tech department is pretty lacking- it could even just be shit code giving the views incorrectly. Really, this only matters to their internal units, for renewing contracts, and that they aren't lying publicly about it, as they are a public company now.

Supposedly Rackets is just over or under 5000 locals subscribers, and crowder is over 80,000. That feels about right.

Luckily there's a form for that. Since it is known that Nick keeps close eyes on this thread we can save some time and just leave it here.
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Nick, I need this filled out and on my desk by tomorrow morning so we can get all of this sorted out.

Might I suggest a modified version?

 

[AnOminous]

He is crazy, but it manifests in strange artistic and meme pieces. Everything is an elaborate plan, but he is grounded enough to make intelligible responses to the people who target him. He seems to be an old conspiracy man who is the victim of even crazier conspiracy people.

I had a really bad first impression of him as a super creep of some sort, and those rarely go away with me, but I'm increasingly of the opinion the dude has gotten a raw deal. I mean he's funny in some respects and maybe a little aggressive and crazy, but so far he's come across as the reasonable one in his recent interactions with people, even people whose usual response to a lolcow request for a retraction would be go fuck yourself.

I don't even think that's entirely because he's shown he's willing and able to sue. Greer and Smelly Melly sue at the drop of a hat and you don't see anyone apologizing to them.

(Nick sucking on mic)

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick really needs to stop taking advice from Dick.

Hard disagree, he should continue taking advice and Dick both and be even more openly defiant to own the incel chud kiwis, don't ever tell him how to run his social media empire.

He should also goad more people into suing him after making defamatory statements about them, look at how much content he's making out of his currently going on lawsuit, he's going to walk out of it with millions I tell you! and his name on a freeze peach law!.

 

[huecoffs02]

but does Flash have a guess as to exactly which 2 Jamaicans that might be a reference to?

Wait, we actually know a couple of the Jamaicans?

 

[IRC Moron]

It's fine for him to accuse Monty of sucking little boy's dicks, because "muh free speech", but even the slightest allusion to Rekieta's demonstrably true online relationship with the hired help at a swinger vacation spot is 'a bridge too far'

He really opened Pandora's box with this. He fostered this image of "I'm not a hypocrite" with all of his trad Christian larp, calling out Murphy, ron etc. But the moment HE opened the box it wIth all the degen shit he couldn't put the lid back on. It seems like he's a been trying based on himedall's logs, but you can't put the lid back on the box. He did this to himself.

 

[AnOminous]

He did this to himself.

That's the fundamental lolcow trait. Nobody can turn you into a lolcow but yourself.

 

[Schpoots]

No, stalker child. It was YOU who turned me into a lolcow!

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Now that's something I didn't expect to see. Hello. I've a feeling you'll conduct yourself a bit better than the last scorned woman we've had from Nick's orbit.

Hello Kiwifarms!

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Note how Nick goes from "you" to "the people" to "the internet" over the course of this rant. It's always everyone else's fault. Also note how the initial question wasn't even answered. Instead there's just a wall of performative "pity me" bullshit about loosely related things that definitely don't bother him and don't make him mad. Because that's what not mad people do, write walls of text bitching about all and sundry in response to a simple question.

He doesn't even address or bring up anything specific, it's all vague "things" and "some sort of problem" and unspecified "faggotry." And well, what choice does he have? If he brings up any specifics, it will immediately be obvious that he's not the victim he's trying to paint himself as. Reminder that this is all because Kalea asked in chat how Mr. Energii_King is doing. One line.


Pretty sure Nick "giving himself to people" was/is the problem. No one asked for it, no one wanted to see any of it. I sure as fuck didn't want to see his cheeks with a whiskey bottle between them, yet here we are.


Uh-huh. It's all the prudes' and the incels' fault. Does he ever take responsibility for anything?

At this spirited proclamation, "the internet" proceeded to immediately roll over and obey, as is tradition. The threads got deleted, everyone unsaw the Freak Flag Friday shirtless streams, the photos from Hedonism II and the Gay 90s recording (41 today!). Montagraph apologized for daring to sue when dared to sue and offered to pay reasonable attorney's fees. The hard, illegal in Minnesota drugs seeped, tar-like, out of Nick's pores. The soft, recently legalized in Minnesota drugs followed suit. As his neural pathways returned to normal, the irreversible brain damage reversed itself. The balldo managed to biodegrade. The St. Andrew's cross emitted a terrifying groan, shed the paint, the chains, the cuffs, and twisted itself into a glorious crucifix, shining faintly with a light as white and resolute as it was godly.

...except that's not how any of this works. The genie is well and truly out of the (whiskey) bottle now. Good job, Nicky, long may you moo.

And by the way, no one here has ever "fucked with" you. No one called you at night, no one sent as much as a single pepperoni quattro to your house. There was no harrassment of neighbors or forwarding of partricularly degenerate clips (Good. GOOD.) to the school your kids attend band activities at. You've not acquired any a-logs or stalkers, and at this point you'll probably never grow big or notorious enough to ever do so. The single person that came close was Twitter Is Cancer, and he's been banned from KF. The only thing that was done to you was putting up a metaphorical mirror in front of you and your Locals gaggle of degenerate misfits. The rest was entirely your own doing.

Now, since this is Nick talking, there's bound to be some hypocrisy hidden between the lines, as it were, and I think it's this: having been swatted by troons several times, Nick knows first-hand what "fucking with someone" looks like. Him trying to elevate what basically amounts to harsh-but-fair criticism into the realm of "burning bridges" and "fucking with" him is, again, performative bullshit designed to paint himself as the victim he clearly isn't.

 

[Null]

Null said the he sees people in rumble chat that ask "what is this [the stream]". And this one time, the Odysee stream died and Rumble gained about half the amount of viewers that were on Odysee. Numbers on Rumble might actually be true.

It's worth mentioning I am not verified and if there is manipulation I will likely not benefit from it.

 

[bifftango]

I wonder what he crams into his balldo, because he clearly lacks any balls at all.

Peppercorn ranch.

It's worth mentioning I am not verified and if there is manipulation I will likely not benefit from it.

As for the Rumble viewer numbers for VODs of live streams, there's definitely something suspect going on. A few months ago, some fresh-faced coder must have thought there was a glitch, and fixed it, because the viewer numbers for live stream VODs dropped drastically. When this happened, it became apparent that the criteria Rumble uses to count a view is probably inflated by around 10x. A few weeks later, it was back to being inflated, which means someone told this young punk programmer that it wasn't a glitch, but a feature. This isn't a blanket inflation for VODs, however -- it seems to be applied exclusively to preferred Rumble streamers.

All I can say is that when a live stream with ~2,000 live viewers has 200,000+ VOD views the moment the stream ends, something ain't right. Rumble should just be transparent about it -- explain their counting criteria and move on. The casual viewer won't know, but at least it will be out there for anyone who is curious.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah. Everybody here has considered the Hedonism stuff and come to their own conclusions. Which is why ceding the field entirely and not putting out your own message other than muttering that unspecified things are "fiction" is an odd choice.

It's my understanding that a lot of people in his Locals openly believe he went to Hedonism and have little problem with that. His current audience is a bunch of weirdo pervy lolbertarian types who see the rejection of accepted sexual and societal mores as "based."

Maybe Nick sees his falling numbers and desires a pathway back to his more wholesome audience, which would be less accepting of such behavior, but I doubt there is such a pathway now. Nigger is talking about burning bridges, when he burned the biggest one of all himself.

I have never understood why we are supposed to hate Monty. I was introduced to him through Metokur, and Mony strikes me as a classic paranoid conspiracy theorist with a twinge more lucidity than usual. It was a bit endearing.

He is crazy, but it manifests in strange artistic and meme pieces. Everything is an elaborate plan, but he is grounded enough to make intelligible responses to the people who target him. He seems to be an old conspiracy man who is the victim of even crazier conspiracy people.

Well, you're not really supposed to "hate" any cow, but out of all the cows you could hate, Monty seems like a pretty underwhelming choice.

I must confess I do see some strains of Terry Davis in Monty. I don't think he's nearly as amusing, and probably nobody will ever match Saint Terry, but I can see why some people find Monty's insanity endearing and likable at times.

Nick's cultist fanbase hates Monty because daddy did a fucky wucky oopsie doodle, and Monty did exactly what Nick asked him to do (sue). It's pathetic. Again, as early as 2019, people were saying Monty's detractors are less likable than Monty is. Nick seems to be proving that's still the case.

I don't even think that's entirely because he's shown he's willing and able to sue. Greer and Smelly Melly sue at the drop of a hat and you don't see anyone apologizing to them.

Greer and Melinda are chronically full of shit and sue because their fee-fees get hurt. Monty has been falsely accused of being a pedo, which is a legitimate cause of action. They might all be crazy, but Monty seems considerably less dumb.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's worth mentioning I am not verified and if there is manipulation I will likely not benefit from it.

I hope you are able to collect the Rumble Rants you get (given the issues you've had with some other payment processors).

Nigger is talking about burning bridges, when he burned the biggest one of all himself.

Nick is not just burning bridges, but burning coal as well, given his insta follows.