What did we learn from Hogwarts Legacy? "I've always said that travel broadens the mind"
"I've always said that troons boggle the mind"...
The chance to learn a new language
If he wasn't good at it on his first shot or he got a whiff of embarrassment from speaking a new language, he'd clam up and run and hide under hia blankets and computer, posting 400 tweets on how much he sucks and fishing for pity and neverever ever speaking it again.
I think the English tilt he's having is just him subconciously trying to fit in as much as possible, like Flamin Park describes.
Do something you can't do at home
To be fair, Kevin can't drive and likely lives further away from trans meetups than he cares to do. He's boxed in at home thanks to his "anxiety" preventing him from driving (he likely is too lazy and anxious at once). Penny theoretically has work and he doesn't have the biggest budget or more importantly the time to drive KevKev places, so he's usually home if one of his GFs can't drive him somewhere.
Honestly? I think Kevin's life would improve greatly if he could find a city dwelling troon group to mooch off of. He'd be able to walk places, allowing him to spend exorbitant amounts of cash on hedonistic pleasures like fast food, weed, rare toys and collectables in big shops, and so on. He'd be closer to people, which logically include more trans people, a ns could have healthy time somewhat outside pretending to coom with them.
Conversely, his addictions would grow worse and so would his finances. His diet likely wouldn't improve, and he may or may not get fatter. He seems like he'd get into some sort of drama with the troons he'd meet too, like most troon circles he's in.
He's a city boy living in the country. I could see him trying to make TERF ISLAND his forever home if he ever felt like betraying his loved ones, but he's likely too cowardly to do so without a Brit partner helping Kevin think that his current triad has been abusing him, or that Jen or the New GF would think to move too, thus giving him support and an excuse for ditching lame ass rural Colorado. I assume he'd love to take Mixtress, but you know sir Mixatroon Penny would hate to move anywhere where he'd have to live according to SOME GODDAMN LANDLORD'S RULES (after all that bonnie troonma) or *gasp* without guns. Kevin made a big compromise for Penny in exchange for Penny giving him care, unfailing love (platonic love, shallow love, and enabling), social connections, & protection from having to do labor.
After all you are following in the footsteps of many other great explorers. This is your every other page reminder that Kevin is approaching 40.
Weezer has been permanently tainted by Kevin for me. Not a big loss since I never got into them, but boy.
I'm really not sure what's weird about these. Unless he thinks that looking well fed is weird.
1. Kevin's retarded.
2. Kevin is a rerarded furry and might have particular conceptions about deer.
3. He's used to
white tail and mule deer. I am unfamiliar with England's deer, but this seems to be a
Roe Deer. (Feel free to correct) I think he's confused about hoe the antlers are so close to each other and the colors aren't the same.
Still, he managed to find a safe haven
I'm just surprised the floor is so clean. Good job, whatever troon you are.
I can understand not wanting to eat British food, but how fat do you have to be to actually crave bottom-of-the-barrel fast food like McDonald's?
Fat enough to have your "slave collar" look like it might choke you in your sleep one day.
ks about and like any new and unsure convert, he troops those colours HARD
He does this even though he's beena troon for over five years. He just needs a protective identity friend group who love him for his indulgences (as that is the one thing he does not compromise) and lets him feel like he's part of the coolest outcast ever, the super good guys fighting da bad evul guyz. Others have done this with religion or mlm, Kevin chose the most embarrassing investment of being a troon consoomer.
The actual time an intact male at furcon wanted to test drive his holes he made excuses about watching a children's TV program in his hotel room, during a furry sex con he paid to attend
kev relates to sex like ADF relates to violence; he knows he's supposed to talk about it as part of his identity, but he is petrified of actually doing it
I like this theory a lot. My only note is that I think Kevin could be stunted or lazy enough that he honestly felt like the cartoon was a better priority since it was less effort than interacting with someone and a comfort show.
