Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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MovieBob retweets his fellow Tough.
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Surprised no one has mentioned that they both embarrassingly claim to bench somewhere around 250 lbs, when they are clearly morbidly obese alcoholic pansies who couldn't do 10 real pushups if their life depended on it. Only someone who has no idea how heavy 250 pounds is would claim to do so while obviously being a completely out of shape retarded piece of shit.
 
Surprised no one has mentioned that they both embarrassingly claim to bench somewhere around 250 lbs, when they are clearly morbidly obese alcoholic pansies who couldn't do 10 real pushups if their life depended on it. Only someone who has no idea how heavy 250 pounds is would claim to do so while obviously being a completely out of shape retarded piece of shit.
Wait wait wait wait, Fatrick claims to be able to bench 250 pounds? What a fucking lie. Please tell me he has also talked about his deadlift and squat numbers too
 
Surprised no one has mentioned that they both embarrassingly claim to bench somewhere around 250 lbs, when they are clearly morbidly obese alcoholic pansies who couldn't do 10 real pushups if their life depended on it. Only someone who has no idea how heavy 250 pounds is would claim to do so while obviously being a completely out of shape retarded piece of shit.
MovieBob and Fat claim a lot of things that they are able to do, but can't accomplish in reality.
 
MovieBob and Fat claim a lot of things that they are able to do, but can't accomplish in reality.
Rick can inverse squat a Fat-ton of weight, REGENDary-child.
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I'm looking forward to Porsalin's new Fatrick documentary, but I want David Lynch to direct "The Straight (but I'm into things, child) Story.

"Through the darkness of future's past, the fat Xeeter longs to tweet. One chants out between two worlds... "Stalker... child with me.""

“The beautiful thing about prison is that it exists. It exists to be found. How beautiful it is to find prison. Where is the prison, that when found, leaves one eternally happy? I think we all know it exists. Some say it is inside us — inside us one and all. That would be strange. It would be so near. Then why is it so hard to find, and so difficult to attain?”
 
I heard him in an interview say he won't change his number because that is how he gets his book contracts.

I know, WHAT book contracts????

But that's the point, what if somebody is just about to offer him his big chance and he changes his number??? "No, child, I will persevere for my literary future"

Just get a fucking agent then, you stupid dumb pig man.

Maybe some pests would get a kick out of messing with an agent for a bit, but it would lack the funny for the forums so would stop sooner rather than later.

Has his sense of logic been surgically removed?

Surprised no one has mentioned that they both embarrassingly claim to bench somewhere around 250 lbs, when they are clearly morbidly obese alcoholic pansies who couldn't do 10 real pushups if their life depended on it. Only someone who has no idea how heavy 250 pounds is would claim to do so while obviously being a completely out of shape retarded piece of shit.

It’s common that fat cunts think that they are incredibly strong.
It seems to stem from some misunderstanding about people being able to lift their own body weight.
To do that, you need to be at least reasonably fit. It is probably based on when most people worked active manual jobs, not slobbed in front of screens eating Doritos or pepperoni.
 
onaboard highlights another of fatrick's latest lies.

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apparently his rustang is a limited edition collector's car. or, well, it has now become a collector's car. yet in the lardass's own words:

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ok patrick.

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is he sure about that? v4 mustangs don't exist? well, i don't claim to know about cars but a quick browse of google makes him look like a total retard as usual...
 
It's common that fat cunts think that they are incredibly strong.
It seems to stem from some misunderstanding about people being able to lift their own body weight.
To do that, you need to be at least reasonably fit. It is probably based on when most people worked active manual jobs, not slobbed in front of screens eating Doritos or pepperoni.
He's full of shit. You can see by looking at him he's soft and doughy. 250 is nothing to scoff at, even for a fairly big guy, even if you work construction or something that means you're lifting and carrying all day.
If Fat was the kind of guy who benched 250 (more than just absolutely struggling to lift it once, arms shaking and shit) he'd be fucking solid.
He's a pudgy fat fuck.
He'd probably break a sweat lifting 250 donuts.
 
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He's full of shit. You can see by looking at he he's soft and doughy. 250 is nothing to scoff at, even for a fairly big guy, even if you work construction or something that means you're lifting and carrying all day.
If Fat was the kind of guy who benched 250 (more than just absolutely struggling to lift it once, arms shaking and shit) he'd be fucking solid.
He's a pudgy fat fuck.

And “lifting your own bodyweight” doesn’t specifically mean benching your own bodyweight.

Your arms, pecs and shoulders don’t do the lifting of your whole body.

I think it is supposed to mean that you “should” be able to deadlift your total bodyweight, or maybe you can move an equivalent weight to yourself, but it’s misleading and stupid.

If it was the case then powerlifters would just be focused on eating as much as possible to gain weight as much as possible.

No one expects the fat shits on 900 lb life to lift anything other than the next slice of pizza to their mouths.
 
onaboard highlights another of fatrick's latest lies.

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apparently his rustang is a limited edition collector's car. or, well, it has now become a collector's car. yet in the lardass's own words:

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ok patrick.

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is he sure about that? v4 mustangs don't exist? well, i don't claim to know about cars but a quick browse of google makes him look like a total retard as usual...
Technicality Tomlinson strikes again: it's technically an I4, not a V4. Still the worst choice he could have gone with.
 
onaboard highlights another of fatrick's latest lies.

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apparently his rustang is a limited edition collector's car. or, well, it has now become a collector's car. yet in the lardass's own words:

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ok patrick.

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is he sure about that? v4 mustangs don't exist? well, i don't claim to know about cars but a quick browse of google makes him look like a total retard as usual...

Oddly enough his mustang has become a collector’s car.

It will first briefly be a debt collector’s car, then it will be collected by some pests who will buy it on the auction so they can drive it past Fatrick’s half hovel and wave at him.
 
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