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Now don't you be transphobic. With that sock stuffed down your pants, you are a real mayn.
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Now don't you be transphobic. With that sock stuffed down your pants, you are a real mayn.
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Maybe the Pooner tried to pass itself off as a man, if the Pizza shop guys needed a driver at short notice they may have just thought she was a weird manlet with a strange voice that smelled funny, like a lot of pizza delivery guys.
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men from movies/books written in quirky voice
I may not have been on this planet for very long, but I don't think I have ever heard anybody say that outside of a shitty book or a shitty movie. Most guys just use "the look," right? But I guess women wouldn't get that so it has to be spelled out for them.
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Ridiculous, delusional Pooners
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For "Men" this sounds like the most women mean girls bullshit I've ever heard.
HERE YOU GO
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he's also a pedophile which isn't hard to figure out either.
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HERE YOU GO
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fujo! is this the combination of futa and cujo the rabid dog?I love some of the comments
"I'm sure a lot of guys wear packers"
"Plenty of guys stuff socks down their pants"
I don't know what the fuck kind of guys these Pooners know.
As for the pizza delivering Pooner, if I ordered a Pizza and a fucking Pooner turned up with it and their fake dick dropped out on the doorstep, I'm not taking that Pizza. I'm not paying for it. I'm gonna phone the Pizza place and complain and never eat there again.
I'm not having a fucking Fujo handle my food.
I don't think that's unreasonable, even if it's in a box.
Not a fucking chance.
i know what it actually means
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Lol no it's short for "Fujoshi" the translation literally means "rotten girl" a Japanese term for a girl who has an unhealthy obsession with yaoi and shota comics and inserts herself into them in a coombrained solipsistic fantasy world, like a female Otaku I think they're called, complete with the terrible hygeine those foul creatures are known for.
Someone who knows more about the subculture could likely explain it better, I don't do anime.
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The rolled up sock is the canonical bulge enhancer for men.
No different in kind from ladies (or troons) stuffing their bras.
One wonders why the pooners don't just go with that.
It's just as effective when in place, less likely to fall out, and a lot less embarrassing if it does.
The only reason for something that looks sort of like a real dick is ... what?
It's not a usable dildo and you can't pee with it. Does it just appeal to the fetish better?
Tax:
Here's a real eye roller.
Personal observation slight powerlevel:
Myself (a straight male) hated communal showers as a teenage athlete in high school and have pretty much avoided them ever since. Never was in the military.
And above all never tried for a job that involved getting naked with teenagers.
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At least it wasn't spaghetti
All of these posts are so fucking ironic. I cannot comprehend how these retards don't see the problem here.
You know, thinking about it... Yeah, I don't quite understand packers either? If a rolled up sock does the job, does it have to be an ornate piece of plastic/rubber shaped to look like a flaccid cock and a pair of balls?
I've seen knitted packers, tiny knitted packers, fantasy packers (I won't link, they're from Bad Dragon and that should more than suffice as info), I've seen pierced packers.
I do not understand how they would be "affirming" at all, either. It's not a sex toy that stimulates the T-affected bitch clit pseudo-phallus that these she-hyenas have. They often do not look like a real flaccid cock&balls situation and only psychopaths (who am I kidding) would force their child to have a packer in their diaper/undies.
Imagining the packer "falling off" and rolling out of my pant leg would have me mortified, if it were me.
Surely there has to be some fetish that fuels wearing a packer, aside from the usual FTM insanity.
Here's a real eye roller.
Personal observation slight powerlevel:
Myself (a straight male) hated communal showers as a teenage athlete in high school and have pretty much avoided them ever since. Never was in the military.
And above all never tried for a job that involved getting naked with teenagers.
This might be because I'm from a European country but I have never had issues with communal showers, especially not as I've gotten older. My only problems have been whenever a mother has had to bring her young male child with her, especially around the age before puberty but they're only enough to notice the differences between men and women.
I cannot imagine being a troon/pooner and then dealing with kids at any age, regardless of amhole, pseudo-phallus or rot dog status. I suspect a large majority of troons and pooners have to have either a voyeuristic/exhibitionist fetish and probably some of them get off on the shock factor that normies go through when they meet one of these cryptids IRL.
If it were me I would want to actively avoid changing in front of the kids, both because I don't think it's appropriate to have the kind of discussion with the kids such a reveal would warrant but also because I don't think it would be the appropriate place to begin teaching kids about "diverse bodies".
It feels inherently creepy to me to have a female body, T or no T, in the boys' changing room just like it feels inherently creepy to me to have a male body, E or no E, with the girls.
Again, the only acceptable time the other gender encroaches on the changing rooms of XYZ gender would be if a parent brings a small child with them and escorts them all of the time.
I cannot imagine being a troon/pooner and then dealing with kids at any age, regardless of amhole, pseudo-phallus or rot dog status. I suspect a large majority of troons and pooners have to have either a voyeuristic/exhibitionist fetish and probably some of them get off on the shock factor that normies go through when they meet one of these cryptids IRL.
If it were me I would want to actively avoid changing in front of the kids, both because I don't think it's appropriate to have the kind of discussion with the kids such a reveal would warrant but also because I don't think it would be the appropriate place to begin teaching kids about "diverse bodies".
It feels inherently creepy to me to have a female body, T or no T, in the boys' changing room just like it feels inherently creepy to me to have a male body, E or no E, with the girls.
Again, the only acceptable time the other gender encroaches on the changing rooms of XYZ gender would be if a parent brings a small child with them and escorts them all of the time.
Surely the pooner could just use a family changing room? That's what I would do, if it were me.
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tranny tries modeling (which of course, he's naked for)
YASSSS
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I kinda understand that. Teen girls of the past put socks in their bra, now you can *buy nice detachable <put-right-word-in-here-am-dumb>, or silicon forms.
Another question is, why packer need to look like penis and balls and not, you know, more bulge-like? When I see bulge on a man on the beach I don’t see two-sphere-one-sausage silhouette, just, well, bulge.
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Since when was using "a rolled up sock" normal for men?
What sort of men are you hanging around with?
If any man had been caught using a rolled up sock down his pants around any of the blokes I grew up with they'd have been ridiculed so hard they'd never leave their house again.
Is this really acceptable now?
What sort of men are you hanging around with?
If any man had been caught using a rolled up sock down his pants around any of the blokes I grew up with they'd have been ridiculed so hard they'd never leave their house again.
Is this really acceptable now?
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Right, the whole "elaborate faux penis, not a dildo though" thing is what boggles the mind. Like you said, you don't see a perfect imprint of any given man's junk when he wears a pair of swim trunks, much less a tight speedo and if you did, it'd be strange as fuck.
It's not a bulge, it's a weirdly accurate not-penis.
With girls stuffing their bra, they try to emulate a fuller bust. The packer seems way too elaborate compared to the "chicken filet" some girls use for their bras. And the packer also isn't like a push-up bra - for one, there's nothing to "push up" (unless you're Amberlynn Reid-sized and if you are that fat, no one can see your twig n' two berries anyway) and two, I haven't heard of troons wearing special underpants that hold the packer in place like some unsexy strap-on harness.
I have heard of a kind of reverse strap-on harness that is meant to keep a dildo/vaginal plug in place but I'd imagine that's as far from the purpose of a packer as we can possibly get.
I don't think it is and I don't think it ever was. It sounds like something a sitcom like Friends or Will & Grace would have started, an urban legend or whatever similar to the universal cool S.
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Ah, what a wonderful and accurate comparison! It’s exactly what I meant.
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Hey, if anyone needs anything short, whether it be stature, notice, whatever, a pooner is the right choice.
Ok, I'll just grab my hat and see myself out