Ben Shapiro / The Daily Wire - Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin

[Random Internet Person]

Then why is it a massive box office success?

Because 1. It's a decades old IP that (to my knowledge) hasn't gotten a massive Hollywood film treatment to this point and 2. Its release managed to be paired alongside a film that guarantees tonal whiplash with Oppenheimer, so the Internet had a field day with it, like what happened in 2016 with Doom and Animal Crossing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol at all the Shapiro simps in this thread. It must suck to know that the face of your politics is a 5'4 scrawny turbomanlet with the worldview of an 85 year old bible thumper.

My wife says strange men regularly tell her to smile, both when she’s working and when they randomly speak to her when she’s shopping at the supermarket etc. That part of Ben’s “analysis” (if he claimed that doesn’t happen) is a load of bullshit. Why a man would demand a smile from a woman he doesn’t know is beyond me.

Shapiro is a retard who admitted that he can't even get his own wife sexually excited. His analysis is pretty retarded

No he’s right, that cunt is an ultra-liberal who got mugged by the very policies she voted for and she supports, and she’s now whining about the consequences of her own actions.

Fuck her.

I know you're upset because we're insulting one of your fellow bible thumping autists who acts like an 85 year old, but you should stick to A&H instead of flailing around in a thread where we're mocking your turbomanlet idol

 

[Internet War Criminal]

You can't call other people autistic when you think a guy with multiple children "can't please his wife" because he made a sarcastic comment about how if a woman needs a bucket and a mop because of her wap, that's a sign of a serious medical condition according to his wife (who is a doctor).

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Because 1. It's a decades old IP that (to my knowledge) hasn't gotten a massive Hollywood film treatment to this point and 2. Its release managed to be paired alongside a film that guarantees tonal whiplash with Oppenheimer, so the Internet had a field day with it, like what happened in 2016 with Doom and Animal Crossing.

Doom Crossing was actually 2020. But the juxtaposition was certainly one of the big things that put eyes on it in the early days. There's also Ryan Gosling's status as a living meme. He is inexplicably popular and apparently is getting more recognition for his role in the movie than Margot Robbie is. Lots of jokes juxtaposing his role in the Blade Runner remake with his role as Ken.
It should also be noted that commentators like Ben Shapiro are unwittingly serving as free advertising by playing the part of the pearl clutching boomer over it all.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Nah you could- enough infantry, tanks, attack helicopters, and the authority to execute every junky and crack dealer in the state would fix it real fucking quick.

Weird way to say turn all of California into Neo-Nagasaki, but ok.

 

[huecoffs02]

CURRENT YEAR

wat

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You can't call other people autistic when you think a guy with multiple children "can't please his wife" because he made a sarcastic comment about how if a woman needs a bucket and a mop because of her wap, that's a sign of a serious medical condition according to his wife (who is a doctor).

If you knew anything about sex, you'd know that a woman doesn't have to be turned on to get pregnant. He bragged about not getting his wife wet, and you feel the need to defend your fellow bible thumping autist who acts like a boomer. Why not just go to A&H where you can have the hugbox you want?

What is it about 5'4 40 year old boomers you find so sexually appealing?

I have debilitating autism and get super upset when people don't act like 85 year old bible thumpers and made it obvious that i am a low IQ simpleton who can't read given that I claim you said CURRENT YEAR when you said nothing of the sort

I know

 

[Random Internet Person]

There's also Ryan Gosling's status as a living meme. He is inexplicably popular and apparently is getting more recognition for his role in the movie than Margot Robbie is. Lots of jokes juxtaposing his role in the Blade Runner remake with his role as Ken.

Wasn’t expecting that. Or to hear that Godling is seen as a meme.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He bragged about not getting his wife wet

Please post the part where he says that, i'm sure you're not in any way lying

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Please post the part where he says that, i'm sure you're not in any way lying

He was pretty adamant that a woman being wet is abnormal. It's okay, though, I can imagine when you're 5'4 and have the worldview of an elderly bible thumper not too many women are gonna be into that

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He was pretty adamant that a woman being wet is abnormal. It's okay, though, I can imagine when you're 5'4 and have the worldview of an elderly bible thumper not too many women are gonna be into that

See, the thing about being a "Bible thumper" is that you value things like having integrity, as well as not lying.

Something that, as a member of the self-euphoric fedora brigade, you clearly feel freed from.

Here's the video:

Here's the tweet:

He said that the lyrics are gross and, if you take the lyrics literally, she seems to be discussing a very gross medical condition.

Obviously, the only thing faggot leftists had to do was fall back on the LOL LMAO INCEL line as they always do.

 

[AskeDead]

hard to say if i hate this jew rat or leftists more

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Because it's annoying to see some sour-looking cunt ringing your items and the least she could do is not look like she just bit in a lemon?

Used to bag at a grocery store. I usually looked like I bit into a lemon because I had just finished cleaning human shit off the walls of the bathroom after kicking the local heroin addict out, or I had to go manually remove rotten meat and produce from the trash compactor before it broke, or some moron knocked over 6 bottles of pickles and I had to cordon off and deep clean the aisle. A smile doesn't affect someone's ability to quickly and efficiently ring up or bag your items and niggers like you who think you're entitled to harass service workers are the reason customer-facing jobs are utter hell. I would have gladly worked the exact same job for half the pay if there was a big black wall keeping faggotty customers like yourself from speaking to me. And before you whip out the tired boomer line of "well get a better job if you don't like it," the vast majority of people in grocery stores are high school or college students, or have other circumstances keeping them from working a usual rigid 9 - 5.

There are plenty of women (and men) who would have been interested in seeing it if it wasn't a vehicle to convey feminist propaganda, so that's why it's a bait and switch. Now, the fact that it happened to be more successful than anyone predicted doesn't change the fact that they lied about what kind of movie this was.

I don't know why it's so hard for you to understand that shit. Movie studios routinely pull that stuff with movies and try to cast a wider net than the natural audience.

I said this earlier in this thread but Barbie has been a feminist IP since its inception over sixty years ago and if you expected anything different from this movie you're a retard. It's like seeing Transformers and being shocked there are robots that turn into cars. I loathe modern day feminism but I went and saw Barbie knowing that was exactly what I was going to get. What was actually surprising was how confused and muddled the messaging was in practice. If Barbie had a strong opening weekend and then steeply dropped off you'd have a bit of a point, but its numbers have been consistent despite a staggering amount of screeching about how empowering/hateful/sexist/feminist/timely/honest/liberal the movie is. So your general audience clearly doesn't give a fuck about the feminist messaging at best and actively agrees with it at worst.

From your spergery on this thread you seem like you'd be right at home in the Barbie movie, actually. I thought all the sexist men in that movie were poorly done strawman caricatures but clearly not.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Used to bag at a grocery store. I usually looked like I bit into a lemon because I had just finished cleaning human shit off the walls of the bathroom after kicking the local heroin addict out, or I had to go manually remove rotten meat and produce from the trash compactor before it broke, or some moron knocked over 6 bottles of pickles and I had to cordon off and deep clean the aisle. A smile doesn't affect someone's ability to quickly and efficiently ring up or bag your items and niggers like you who think you're entitled to harass service workers are the reason customer-facing jobs are utter hell. I would have gladly worked the exact same job for half the pay if there was a big black wall keeping faggotty customers like yourself from speaking to me. And before you whip out the tired boomer line of "well get a better job if you don't like it," the vast majority of people in grocery stores are high school or college students, or have other circumstances keeping them from working a usual rigid 9 - 5.

"Oh no, I am being asked to do the job I willingly applied for, interviewed for, was accepted for, and show up for, the way that it's meant to be! Life is SO hard!" - A. F. Aggot.

From your spergery on this thread you seem like you'd be right at home in the Barbie movie, actually. I thought all the sexist men in that movie were poorly done strawman caricatures but clearly not.

Talking of strawmen, the idea that I'm a caricatural sexist is just one of those things. I don't give a shit about those things, I don't watch Matt Walsh or Shapiro, I don't hate women, I'm not an incel.

I only explained why so many (men) complained that they got tricked into watching a movie opening weekend that was being portrayed as something other than it was by the marketing campaign.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I always thought it was funny that Ben wants to be a conservatard, but he is very, very wrapped up in the idea of his wife having a successful power career as a doctor to the point he almost emasculates himself over it, despite his huge media empire. Like he could easily, easily afford for her to quit or drop to part-time no problem and raise his brood in the trad conservative way, but he is very attached to the idea that she has this super high paying career as part of his own identity somehow.

Edit: It occured to me that he sounds like some military officer's wife, lololol. You should respect me because of my husband's rank! You should respect me because my wife is a doctor, forget everything I have done for myself! LMAO.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

See, the thing about being a "Bible thumper" is that you value things like having integrity, as well as not lying.

Something that, as a member of the self-euphoric fedora brigade, you clearly feel freed from.

Here's the video:

Here's the tweet:

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He said that the lyrics are gross and, if you take the lyrics literally, she seems to be discussing a very gross medical condition.

Obviously, the only thing faggot leftists had to do was fall back on the LOL LMAO INCEL line as they always do.

Lol why are you in here throwing a temper tantrum because we're making fun of one of your fellow ultra-conservative turbomanlets? What is it about 5'4 jewish Republicans that you find so sexually appealing?

People don't like you retards forcing your religious bullshit on us. We don't want to live in a puritanical society. We don't want religious zealots running our nation. I am not religious and don't give a fuck about you retards having a temper tantrum because gay people exist and that society is "degenerate" (although you retards fapping to pictures of Donald Trump and anime is totally not degenerate)

And yeah, your unrelenting defense of a man who wants to ban premarital sex and birth control, as well as force women to be second class citizens does make you come off as an incel

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Lol why are you in here throwing a temper tantrum

See, that's shows exactly why it's worthless discussing with people like you. You make shit up, get called on it with receipts and just go WHY U MAD BRO LOL, thinking you really stuck it to those windmills.

Keep striking them down, Don.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

"Oh no, I am being asked to do the job I willingly applied for, interviewed for, was accepted for, and show up for, the way that it's meant to be! Life is SO hard!" - A. F. Aggot.

Customer harassment isn't in the job description. Funnily enough, neither was cleaning up human shit or dealing with drug addicts. Or climbing into trash compactors. The following may come as a surprise to you, but they are all true: Complaining about your job is legal. Disliking your job is legal. Some jobs are more shit than others. Customer-facing minimum wage jobs are particularly shit. Hating your job doesn't make you bad at it.

Talking of strawmen, the idea that I'm a caricatural sexist is just one of those things... I don't hate women, I'm not an incel.

Grumping about "cunts" not smiling at you when you get your groceries bagged is the epitome of a laughable sexist. Or a Boomer, but you don't talk like someone who's 50+ so you've probably just absorbed your viewpoints from Boomers and Boomer-patronizing commentators, and very likely have never had to work an entry-level customer service job. I've known actual women-hating men who couldn't give two shits what the cashier looked like. Only someone who's already bitter or seething would care. Their job is to get your things in a bag without breaking them and move on to the next person.

I don't watch Matt Walsh or Shapiro

X to doubt, you're really making an effort to cover for Shapiro here.

I only explained why so many (men) complained that they got tricked into watching a movie opening weekend that was being portrayed as something other than it was by the marketing campaign.

Like I said, if you got tricked you're a retard. If you got tricked past opening weekend, when there were droves of articles and videos on Barbie's messaging, you're a double retard.

 

[AskeDead]

Lol why are you in here throwing a temper tantrum because we're making fun of one of your fellow ultra-conservative turbomanlets? What is it about 5'4 jewish Republicans that you find so sexually appealing?

People don't like you retards forcing your religious bullshit on us. We don't want to live in a puritanical society. We don't want religious zealots running our nation. I am not religious and don't give a fuck about you retards having a temper tantrum because gay people exist and that society is "degenerate" (although you retards fapping to pictures of Donald Trump and anime is totally not degenerate)

And yeah, your unrelenting defense of a man who wants to ban premarital sex and birth control, as well as force women to be second class citizens does make you come off as an incel

i think you'd like it more on tumblr or reddit my xir

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

i think you'd like it more on tumblr or reddit my xir

Joined: Jul 5, 2022

Since you're a newfag, you should know that this forum is for laughing at people. You feel the need to come in here and throw a tantrum because we're making fun of Ben Shapiro, who you consider to be a god. You newfags telling oldfags like me what this site is about never fails to make me laugh.

You should go back to /pol/ or run off to A&H where you can be with your fellow bible thumping incels instead of spaztically flailing around because we're insulting your fellow turbomanlet ultraconservative.

See, that's shows exactly why it's worthless discussing with people like you. You make shit up, get called on it with receipts and just go WHY U MAD BRO LOL, thinking you really stuck it to those windmills.

Keep striking them down, Don.

Why are you in here feeling the need to defend the honor of m'lady? We're here to mock Ben Shapiro for being a bible thumping, puritanical retard. You're in here to defend his honor