Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

OtherLastTrainHome said:
--E12: Bryan and Theresa continue the night; Theresa rudely suggests that Devorah could have been motivated to aggress Laraby for that painting, but it's faulty because if anyone knew about the painting... why did they leave it there? Whatever. I enjoy the line about it being two days and assuming Laraby is dead - no shit you may as well have, because you haven't accomplished anything so far; you two are TERRIBLE investigators.
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Wait, what the fuck are they talking about with Deborah possibly being unable to get the painting? She literally was allowed to walk into a crime scene and confiscate the closest thing to evidence just because her security system that is freely allowed to violate everyone's privacy recognised the painting. Also, it's been two days and Benson still hasn't been allowed to go through the victim's computer even though they're assuming the dude is dead at this point?
 
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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Wait, what the fuck are they talking about with Deborah possibly being unable to get the painting? She literally was allowed to walk into a crime scene and confiscate the closest thing to evidence just because her security system that is freely allowed to violate everyone's privacy recognised the painting. Also, it's been two days and Benson still hasn't been allowed to go through the victim's computer even though they're assuming the dude is dead at this point?
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it's more important to compromise an active crime scene by sleeping in the missing man's bed. this guy's fate is going to have the shittiest reveal of all time, guaranteed.
 
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The OnA guys decided to correcT the record on that steaming pile of scrap metal Pat drunk drives around town.

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They did get an internet offer on it! Not enough to pay back Quasi, though.
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
onaboard highlights another of fatrick's latest lies.

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apparently his rustang is a limited edition collector's car. or, well, it has now become a collector's car. yet in the lardass's own words:

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ok patrick.

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is he sure about that? v4 mustangs don't exist? well, i don't claim to know about cars but a quick browse of google makes him look like a total retard as usual...
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That motor is inline, not V configuration aTalker. Enjoy prison.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This is the most annoying thing about the pesticles, they almost always have a tiny fact wrong so that Tomlimpsin can be "technically correct". Freaking painful.
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To me it just reinforces how much a failure Rick is. You're a fat idiot loser if the only way you can get a dub is by pointing out someone spelled a word wrong and reciting a Futurama line that's been beaten to death so badly you'd think it owed the mob money.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This is the most annoying thing about the pesticles, they almost always have a tiny fact wrong so that Tomlimpsin can be "technically correct". Freaking painful.
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I get your point. But if it is any consolation, there's nothing in the world that would make Pat acquiesce he's in the wrong. A 100% iron clad, perfect phrasing from the Funsters couldn't get a "You're going to prison, but at least you got that right stalker" from Pat (in fact, the only time I've seen it happen was when someone called him smart and fit to test if he would deny it. He didn't).

And let's be honest: what other bunch of 50 year truck drivers could get what they get? Heck, just Dan alone did more work than a task force of detectives ever could... and even then it's still not enough to get him back in.

And while on the topic of crazy efficient trolls, does anybody else have a SpaceEdge-sized hole in their hearts? I miss his shenanigans...
 
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