Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

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Insanely Retarded said:
Just cut your fucking hair Gator. For fucks sake why does he cling to that awful look? Is he so unable to change anything about himself that he prefers to go around with that straw wig looking hair that makes him look like an anime degenerate basement dweller?
Just accept it and move on.
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His parents and his retail grocery store job probably don't give a shit. It's not as if he's on the dating market or trying to dress to impress anyone.
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What even is this hook thing? Why is it above his crotch?
Pockets exist.
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He probably has his house key, the key for his grocery store job and a key for a bicycle lock. Notice the conspicuous lack of car keys. Ralph said he's not got his license. In Knoxville Coach Redpill said that Gator got kicked out for having an expired learners permit.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
No way Gaytor bikes to work, he would be slimmer if he did. He must get his parents top drop him off.
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Hahaha, did we find out if the spic that is his dad is his actual biodad or just the hombre railing his mother? I love it how he's a member of the far right or whatever and his sister talks about Alastair the deers furry cock and his mothers a puta for speedy gonzalez.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
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I don't even know why this nigger choses to have his hair long

In the first picture he looks *almost* normal.

I mean sure, picture's filtered and he's still dressed like jotaro (with that beard he should have gone for joseph), and it seems the coat has shoulder pads to help with ZERO TONE, but all of his retarded long hair being off screen improves the look drastically.

Then you see the side shots and he just looks like a terminally sad dweeb again.

Cut your fucking hair gator, you'd just look like an overweight dude if you did.

Lose some weight and hit the gym, you could look normal.

Keep the beard tough, you look like a fucking baba yaga without it.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
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I had heard through the grapevine that Gator had been trying to lose weight for the last year or so. Working out, gaining muscle, watching what he eats, etc. Imagine expecting a fat manlet with shoulder length hair and out steps a buff manlet with decent looking hair; unfortunately a fat Gator emerged. Even if you deluded yourself into thinking he managed to lose some weight, or gain some muscle mass:

Cringestorian X said:
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This is just Knoxville Gator.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Can anyone explain the hat to this anime averse Kiwi? Is he larping a 19th century britbong explorer?
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"Dr Fagginsbone, I presume?"

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What the fuck?
He's wearing a fucking pink version of the hat explorers used to wear, like he's trying to find David Livingstone lost in a Gay Bar somewhere...
The first picture where he's sat looking at the camera he looks like Jerry Garcia if the Grateful Dead were an Electric Six tribute band.
Is he wearing a fucking cape?
GaYtor this is why Spooky LoliTrash wouldn't fuck you.
This is why no one will fuck you.
Jesus, all those years with the Ralphamale and he learned not one single thing huh?
 
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