Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

https://voca.ro/1bdKAcPnJJR7

Piggy states that he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate".
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing - "We expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way".

The dummy really is going to get himself thrown in a cell over this.

As others has stated, he really thinks he's going to re litigate the entire case during his contempt of court hearing lol. I'm about halfway through Nps replay now. I dunno I find Dan kind of affable. He's glamping with his Brazilian wife rn.

Dan steadfastly claims he's not going to the hearing. To me, there's a tinge of insincerity when he says it. We'll see.

 

[Lady Crow]

My favorite part of the episode is when Pat claimed they simply CAN'T pay quasi...ok, then why didn't you prove that by undergoing the debitor's exam? And how are you paying for these vacations? Two questions I wish Javier asked for easy dunks.

 

[An automatic clown]

What kind of absolute faggot goes to a bar and has ear pods in ?
Oh right a fat Midwestern rube no one likes. NIt even his second, fatter wife


Also had to get the abortion "joke" in there

 

[McMitch]

What kind of absolute faggot goes to a bar and has ear pods in ?
Oh right a fat Midwestern rube no one likes. NIt even his second, fatter wife
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Also had to get the abortion "joke" in there

Holy shit what a faggot, women sometimes get huggy when they drink. You’re at a bar, you should expect people to get unreasonably familiar every once in a while.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i've been listening to the vocaroo posted, part 4 of The Pest, and i'm 17 minutes in.

all patrick & niki have done is throw out accusation after accusation, in trembling tones. if they are so sure of what they accuse Dan of (abusing Niki through her job, threatening to rape her and all this other horseshit) then surely she can provide evidence to what she explicitly states she has confirmed - that it is him doing it.

 

[OKRowling]

You know what, Patrick is not so bad.

This is Elon Musk's reaction to Zuckerberg putting the ball in his court to name a date for the fight.

If Zuck my really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget

Real Afro-American moment from Musk. His white privileges need to be stripped immediately.

If that's how a winner behaves, losers like Pat and Ethan Ralph can be forgiven for just being who they are. Justifiably insecure men.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Right at the end he implies he's going to kill all the atalker childs:
"It's us or them and we're not going to be the ones who end up losing our lives over this."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What kind of absolute faggot goes to a bar and has ear pods in ?
Oh right a fat Midwestern rube no one likes. NIt even his second, fatter wife
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Also had to get the abortion "joke" in there

"What are, things that never happened"
>correct
"I will take made up Fatrick stories to try and make him sound cooler than he is for 300"

 

[An automatic clown]

I think either Dan or his exotic imported Brazilian wife are infertile. A man with 7 sinks would surely want to pass that on right ? Why would a married couple need a house that big ?

He told the fruity Mexican interviewer he was a fan of OnA. Anthony doesn't have kids and is in his 60s. I think Dan has taken up alogging Patrick as his crusade instead of having offspring.
/Arm chair psychology

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think it’s a weird thing that people throw responsibility at Josh and Quasi for everything posters say. ONA forums foster prank calls and signing Pat up for surveys, but they agree with people here that the swatting isn’t really funny and a waste of resources.
Neither forums give blanket support for fucking with Pat. Kiwifarms is observe and report (to ourselves) and ONA is teenage prank calls.

I don’t really think it’s weird for people to laugh at Fatrick and want the body cam footage of him screaming about niggeroni. Pat is histrionic and pissed off as many people as he could by trying to hold them legally accountable for shitposts.
It doesn’t make the swattings right, but Pat is a pumpkin headed idiot who seems to lack the ability to calmly talk to people. I feel like people really ignore that Pat initially escalated shit and probably caused himself problrms when he tried to dox and sue people.

In short, he’s a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I think it’s a weird thing that people throw responsibility at Josh and Quasi for everything posters say.

this is the double standard that people have with kiwi farms and it pisses me off so much. they blame the site and null for things which a single user does, or no user does but they claim we do. yet not a single one of them does this with any other website. reddit is not considered responsible when a user or groups of user does something. facebook is never blamed, twitter, twitch, youtube, tiktok, etc. all of these sites have tons of users, plenty of whom harass others, dox, prank, and even assault people. yet nobody says those sites are evil and need to be shut down. zucc doesnt have a problem getting a bank account. yet null isnt allowed one.

even 4chan isnt held to blame like we are. 4chan users are documented without a doubt to have done far worse things than any kiwi ever has done, but they neither get the level of hate nor the trouble hosting that the farms gets.

it's a glaring and horrible double standard which makes me sick.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Jesus christ. Like 20 minutes in and Fatrick is the most unlikeable character in this entire thing. Dan comes off with explanation of the story of Fatrick, Quasi gives back up evidence to everything he says, and Nikki and Fat just start throwing off accusations like their word is the truth. They are so fucking unsympathetic that it gives off the impression they are projecting themselves onto others. Like ffs, how do you come off as more retarded than Dan?

 

[AnOminous]

There’s just so much to unpack from this most recent display of idiocy and mental defect, but what stood out to me is the way he claims the attorneys didn’t inform him of his right to appeal [but I thought “appeals cost money”? Isn’t that what he told “Josiah Munioz”?] or that he could potentially wind up on the hook for attorneys fees.

Assuming that's true that's between him and his idiot lawyers. It has nothing to do with Quasi, unless he's claiming Quasi's counsel somehow was obligated to give him legal advice because he's too fat to understand anything or read the order which I am pretty sure informed him of his right to appeal.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Holy shit, just finished the full interview. I guess a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again. Dan mentioned that Fatrick is very smug and the entire interview on the other side with Nikki and Fat is just proving it. Just completely ruins the entire story on Fatrick's side. Whatever the story looks like, the only accurate conclusion that normies should come to is that Fatrick is a retard

 

[Next Task]

Pat's Mary Sue self-insert in The Ark, summarised from four chapters:
Everyone hates me because of some nothing my family did centuries ago (that actually is a big deal, but whatever), not because of any of my own actions. Sure, they potentially endangered the rest of humanity through their own selfishness, but the problem was fixed without their help, so get off my back already. (This has no bearing on how I feel about reparations, though, if any blacks are reading.)
Except ignore that last part - everyone loves me because I'm just so good at sports. Sports sports sports. I'm not an over-compensation for the author's real world lack of ability at all.
Women love it when you insult them, tell them they make your dick hard, and make a point of writing in your book when they make a mistake, taking the chance to correct them condescendingly and prove you're smarter and more tolerant than they are. They pretend not to, but they do. (I believe there will be a large number of lines in this book that are euphemisms that could be replaced by, 'She made/You make my dick hard'. A lot.)
Men, manly men, care about sports and sex with women. That's pretty much it. Oh, some science as well - because they're stealthy geeks, not obvious ones. Jobs or any other responsibilities? Eh, only if they don't get in the way of the other things.

Guaranteed he saw that past tense tell in another book or TV show. Undoubtedly something old, because it's barely used anymore for being so obvious. Pat thinks it's so clever he couldn't wait to put it in the first chance he got, to show off how smart his protagonist is in his very first conversation with one of the obvious villains. He didn't absorb nearly anything else, but he remembered that one.

Also I'm pretty certain that you don't need to know any Pat lore to get these vibes from the book. But it brings out the flavour when you know the details behind the incredibly mediocre product. It's pretty much what I expected - blandly below-average rather than the aggressive shittiness of a Chuck Wendig, but with constant small irritations and mistakes. Alone, they would be fine, but just keep building up into a bumbling mess of worthlessness.

@Boston Brand - how was the rest of the con? Talk to any of the other panelists on with Pat, or see him with his empty signing line? Any other lolcow or potential lolcow interactions? I noticed a Cat Rambo cancelation, for example.

 

[The I Scream Man]

this is the double standard that people have with kiwi farms and it pisses me off so much. they blame the site and null for things which a single user does, or no user does but they claim we do. yet not a single one of them does this with any other website. reddit is not considered responsible when a user or groups of user does something. facebook is never blamed, twitter, twitch, youtube, tiktok, etc. all of these sites have tons of users, plenty of whom harass others, dox, prank, and even assault people. yet nobody says those sites are evil and need to be shut down. zucc doesnt have a problem getting a bank account. yet null isnt allowed one.

even 4chan isnt held to blame like we are. 4chan users are documented without a doubt to have done far worse things than any kiwi ever has done, but they neither get the level of hate nor the trouble hosting that the farms gets.

it's a glaring and horrible double standard which makes me sick.

Slightly off topic but I've seen shit on Facebook that's easily as insane as some of the worst shit I've read in A&H, in fact it might be more so considering that the Facebook posters in question have to exert hilarious effort and jump through silly hoops (N trees, basketball emojis, etc) to say the same shit

It really truly is the most retarded double standard imaginable and I think if I was Null I'd just be screaming about this nonstop, its so obvious that people acknowledge this but its ideologically convenient to never say it ever, and it results in shit like Fat and his wife being the most god damn hypocritical tards imaginable

Really its the hypocrisy that's the most annoying and frustrating aspect of the scenario

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Slightly off topic but I've seen shit on Facebook that's easily as insane as some of the worst shit I've read in A&H, in fact it might be more so considering that the Facebook posters in question have to exert hilarious effort and jump through silly hoops (N trees, basketball emojis, etc) to say the same shit

It really truly is the most retarded double standard imaginable and I think if I was Null I'd just be screaming about this nonstop, its so obvious that people acknowledge this but its ideologically convenient to never say it ever, and it results in shit like Fat and his wife being the most god damn hypocritical tards imaginable

Really its the hypocrisy that's the most annoying and frustrating aspect of the scenario

facebook users are infinitely more racist than any naughty forum like the farms. you should see the kind of comments made during international sports playoffs. it's not a secret, either.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Patrick will win if only the bias judge will allow him to explain his plights.
Russell is getting fat and sprouting bitchtits.
This is not the merge I expected.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

https://voca.ro/1bdKAcPnJJR7

Piggy states that he cannoT be in contempT of courT because the original court order is "illegitimate".
When asked what he expects will happen at the hearing - "We expect that we are going to tell our side of the story, which is the only side of the story, by the way".

The dummy really is going to get himself thrown in a cell over this.

"Okay, great, it's illegitimate, and that's why you filed notice with the court of ongoing proceedings? And refrained from lying to this court?"

There’s just so much to unpack from this most recent display of idiocy and mental defect, but what stood out to me is the way he claims the attorneys didn’t inform him of his right to appeal [but I thought “appeals cost money”? Isn’t that what he told “Josiah Munioz”?] or that he could potentially wind up on the hook for attorneys fees.

[I question how much of a right he had to appeal a ruling that he abused process by committing a grave discovery violation, but never mind that now.]

As much as Resto seems like an idiot and an ambulance chaser, and as much as Rodney Mawr was a dumber, fatter fuck than Pig Sandwich, I seriously doubt either of them went into the case with the idea of floating a novel legal strategy that stood nearly no chance of success without first informing their client of the potential pitfalls.

Yet again, he’s attempting to shift blame to anyone and everyone but himself for his own buffoonery.

I'm sure they told him he could appeal but they weren't going to be part of it. Too much risk to them to appeal a case that just got that buttblasted. Rick thinks he'd be appealing the attorneys fees not his stupid attempt to ignore the law so he could sue in the first place. He'd have been lucky if the appeal just got denied immediately rather than adding to his fees.

He absolutely still thinks he had a winning case, and is on the brink of turning it around, if just somebody, anybody, as smart as Pat yet in power would listen to him. Unfortunately everyone he talks to reveals themselves to be atalkers who will eventually be enjoying prison.

 

[Spunt]

Man, with Pat's contempt hearing and Cyrax's assault trial within a week of each other, I'm going to have to invest in some kind of racing harness to stop my sides from entering orbit and never being seen again.