Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

the hatred for color is definitely a part of our world becoming cynical and depressing
>"eeew, color? but that's for people who like.... enjoy stuff. fucking preps. enjoying stuff is so lame. its cooler to pretend we dont care about anything"

i sometimes wonder if its intentional, if there's some kinda movement to turn us all apathetic and only have us get excited about approved things
if we loved color and beauty and joy, we might accidentally find it in the real world, we might go outside, smell a flower, watch the clouds, look at a beautiful building or a painting made with love and care and realize theres stuff to care about, and then we'll start fighting for that stuff! before we know it, we'll have some kinda... emotions! itll no longer be cool not to care while were getting destroyed! we'll start CARING about that!
no no no! cant have that! only greys and whites for you, step away from the light now, emotions can only come from buying product, its not keeewl to notice, stop noticing immediately
 
Saw an ad for these the other day and thought it was a joke, but no. Totally serious.

There was Funkopops, then there was Funkopop keychains, now there's BITTY POPS.
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These things are about the size of your thumbnail, and you get 4 for about $15. They seem to just be mini versions of already existing funkos and keychains. But now you can buy your favorite funkerinos a THIRD time! NOOOO! DON'T UNBOX THEM!
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They come in tiny boxes too, so you'll need to protect them of course. Good thing funko sells teeny heckin' plastic cases for them!
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But wait, they're still so tiny you might lose them... that means you'll just have to get more bitty pops and cases and turn your desk into a mini version of a funko room like you see on reddit, because the cases all stack together!
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Just imagine. Now those redditors can build a scale model of their funko room, inside their funko room...
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This will fit nicely into their $2,500 a month 8x8 micro apartments in coastal US city.
 
the hatred for color is definitely a part of our world becoming cynical and depressing
>"eeew, color? but that's for people who like.... enjoy stuff. fucking preps. enjoying stuff is so lame. its cooler to pretend we dont care about anything"

i sometimes wonder if its intentional, if there's some kinda movement to turn us all apathetic and only have us get excited about approved things
if we loved color and beauty and joy, we might accidentally find it in the real world, we might go outside, smell a flower, watch the clouds, look at a beautiful building or a painting made with love and care and realize theres stuff to care about, and then we'll start fighting for that stuff! before we know it, we'll have some kinda... emotions! itll no longer be cool not to care while were getting destroyed! we'll start CARING about that!
no no no! cant have that! only greys and whites for you, step away from the light now, emotions can only come from buying product, its not keeewl to notice, stop noticing immediately
In silence the nurses obeyed his command. Between the rose bowls the books were duly set out-a row of nursery quartos opened invitingly each at some gaily coloured image of beast or fish or bird.​
"Now bring in the children."​
They hurried out of the room and returned in a minute or two, each pushing a kind of tall dumb-waiter laden, on all its four wire-netted​
shelves, with eight-month-old babies, all exactly alike (a Bokanovsky Group, it was evident) and all (since their caste was Delta) dressed in​
khaki.​
"Put them down on the floor."​
The infants were unloaded.​
"Now turn them so that they can see the flowers and books."​
Turned, the babies at once fell silent, then began to crawl towards those clusters of sleek colours, those shapes so gay and brilliant on​
the white pages. As they approached, the sun came out of a momentary eclipse behind a cloud. The roses flamed up as though with a sud-​
den passion from within; a new and profound significance seemed to suffuse the shining pages of the books. From the ranks of the crawling​
babies came little squeals of excitement, gurgles and twitterings of pleasure.​
The Director rubbed his hands. "Excellent!" he said. "It might almost have been done on purpose."​
The swiftest crawlers were already at their goal. Small hands reached out uncertainly, touched, grasped, unpetaling the transfigured roses,​
crumpling the illuminated pages of the books. The Director waited until all were happily busy. Then, "Watch carefully," he said. And, lifting his​
hand, he gave the signal.​
The Head Nurse, who was standing by a switchboard at the other end of the room, pressed down a little lever.​
There was a violent explosion. Shriller and ever shriller, a siren shrieked. Alarm bells maddeningly sounded.​
The children started, screamed; their faces were distorted with terror.​
"And now," the Director shouted (for the noise was deafening), "now we proceed to rub in the lesson with a mild electric shock."​
He waved his hand again, and the Head Nurse pressed a second lever. The screaming of the babies suddenly changed its tone. There was​
something desperate, almost insane, about the sharp spasmodic yelps to which they now gave utterance. Their little bodies twitched and​
stiffened; their limbs moved jerkily as if to the tug of unseen wires.​
"We can electrify that whole strip of floor," bawled the Director in explanation. "But that's enough," he signalled to the nurse.​
The explosions ceased, the bells stopped ringing, the shriek of the siren died down from tone to tone into silence. The stiffly twitching bodies relaxed, and what had become the sob and yelp of infant maniacs broadened out once more into a normal howl of ordinary terror.​
"Offer them the flowers and the books again."​
The nurses obeyed; but at the approach of the roses, at the mere sight of those gaily-coloured images of pussy and cock-a-doodle-doo and​
baa-baa black sheep, the infants shrank away in horror, the volume of their howling suddenly increased.​
"Observe," said the Director triumphantly, "observe."​
Books and loud noises, flowers and electric shocks-already in the infant mind these couples were compromisingly linked; and after two​
hundred repetitions of the same or a similar lesson would be wedded indissolubly. What man has joined, nature is powerless to put asunder.​
"They'll grow up with what the psychologists used to call an 'instinctive' hatred of books and flowers. Reflexes unalterably conditioned.​
They'll be safe from books and botany all their lives." The Director turned to his nurses. "Take them away again."​
Still yelling, the khaki babies were loaded on to their dumb-waiters and wheeled out, leaving behind them the smell of sour milk and a​
most welcome silence.​
One of the students held up his hand; and though he could see quite well why you couldn't have lower-cast people wasting the Community's time over books, and that there was always the risk of their reading something which might undesirably decondition one of their reflexes, yet ... well, he couldn't understand about the flowers. Why go to the trouble of making it psychologically impossible for Deltas to like flowers?
Patiently the D.H.C. explained. If the children were made to scream at the sight of a rose, that was on grounds of high economic policy. Not​
so very long ago (a century or thereabouts), Gammas, Deltas, even Epsilons, had been conditioned to like flowers-flowers in particular and​
wild nature in general. The idea was to make them want to be going out into the country at every available opportunity, and so compel​
them to consume transport.​
"And didn't they consume transport?" asked the student.​
"Quite a lot," the D.H.C. replied. "But nothing else."​
Primroses and landscapes, he pointed out, have one grave defect: they are gratuitous. A love of nature keeps no factories busy. It was decided​
to abolish the love of nature, at any rate among the lower classes; to abolish the love of nature, but not the tendency to consume transport.​
For of course it was essential that they should keep on going to the country, even though they hated it. The problem was to find an eco-​
nomically sounder reason for consuming transport than a mere affection for primroses and landscapes. It was duly found.​
"We condition the masses to hate the country," concluded the Director. "But simultaneously we condition them to love all country sports. At​
the same time, we see to it that all country sports shall entail the use of elaborate apparatus. So that they consume manufactured articles as​
well as transport. Hence those electric shocks."​
"I see," said the student, and was silent, lost in admiration.​
- Brave New World
 
It appears Japanese fans of the anime Bocchi the Rock have been spotted returning Gibson Les Pauls in large numbers.
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Note that this guitar costs about 5-7K USD new and even a lookalike costs hundreds of dollars. Imagine spending that much money on an instrument you will never play because your favorite anxiety-ridden Chinese cartoon character plays it.
Well given how broke the japanese are now (read the only market growing over there is cheap booze) I guess they just couldn't afford them in the first place.
is the phenomena of people being inspired to take on a new hobby or personality trait due to watching an anime really consumerist?
Implying they are actually buying these to learn, its was most likely cosplayers who needed it as a prop, and fans who wanted to post it to social media for likes.
Or using it and starting a forest fire.
Got more on that? any link to news?
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I was looking for this pic, thanks.
We need more of this fucker he clearly has lolcow potential, link to profile?
Well now seems to be the perfect time for an optimistic reminder that it's near impossible to "recycle" plastic.
The only way we can truly recycle it is by repurposing the already formed plastic we have, as in, either by reusing plastic containers like boxes and bottles, or by crashing it into smaller bits of plastic and spinning/compressing it into new forms, which are non sterile and impossible to create new larger forms out of. You can't re-melt it, you can't reshape it, and it's always bleeding and breaking down.

We should've predicted hell would be.... colorful...
You can retro-convert plastics into hydrocarbons that can be used to make fuel, don't know how efficient the process is tho.

Also I seen them use recycled plastic pellets from anything, bottles, lawn chairs, toys, etc, to make filament for FDM printers which if big enough can be used to make furniture for example.

The real future are bioplastic tho, not because they are biodegradable but because its fragile as fuck and don't last which is great for our consumerist disposable economy. I tried a japanese panasonic phone made of corn husk plastic and it felt brittle as hell.

As for plastics in the oceans, well besides a GMO algae or plankton that can eat plastic I don't see a real solution. That guy taking plastic from the garbage patch is like trying to clean an olympic pool with an old toothbrush.
 
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Why do you need a new one? Buy them second-hand.


Another reason to stick to anime.
At the risk of going a bit off topic, what even was the last piece of media that made you (you = any of us itt) actually feel something other than "amused" or "bad"?

I know a lot of anime is shit, but honestly I'm having a hard time thinking of anything western or live action* at all from the last 5 years.

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  • Unicorn: Warriors Eternal (for animation)
 
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At the risk of going a bit off topic, what even was the last piece of media that made you (you = any of us itt) actually feel something other than "amused" or "bad"?

I know a lot of anime is shit, but honestly I'm having a hard time thinking of anything western or live action* at all from the last 5 years.

  • Arcane
Unicorn: Warriors Eternal gave me a good bit of fun
I mean the writing isn't amazing but I'd fuck the elf
 
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This isn't obvious, so let me call it out explicitly:
  • These compilations are showing a lot more "repeat" items these days. Especially compared to during the pandemic, there are far fewer products being featured, and they tend to be things we've seen before.
  • The new products we do see are trending cheaper; less expensive and also more Chinese plasticrap from Temu.

Unicorn: Warriors Eternal gave me a good bit of fun
I mean the writing isn't amazing but I'd fuck the elf
Edited my post because technically, yeah. Even though the writing wasn't stellar, it does meet my own criteria. It made me feel something other than "amused" from the animation alone. It was beautiful.
 
At the risk of going a bit off topic, what even was the last piece of media that made you (you = any of us itt) actually feel something other than "amused" or "bad"?

I know a lot of anime is shit, but honestly I'm having a hard time thinking of anything western or live action* at all from the last 5 years.

  • Arcane
  • Unicorn: Warriors Eternal (for animation)
Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon is a good one

Mushoku Tensei must be one too, because comment sections is hilarious with people taking it way too seriously.

There's no formula to sniff out the good series of the season, other than to just go through all of it that may interest you. One or two may be good or surprisingly good, while others are trash. That's why 1.5 speed is a godsend. I keep it at normal speed for the series I don't find mind numbingly boring.
 
most of those are epiphones or grassroots, which are budget brands by gibson/esp, respectively. almost all the ones in that picture are priced around $300-400, which is honestly about as cheap as you can go without getting into low/questionable quality instruments. still a silly waste of money but they aren't blowing thousands on gibsons
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On closer inspection, the price tags say 40000 and 70000 yen which is currently around $285 and $500. Which is not as nutty as I expected.
Got more on that? any link to news?
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Keep in mind, it is still a 4chan post so who knows how much this guy is telling the truth.
 
  • These compilations are showing a lot more "repeat" items these days. Especially compared to during the pandemic, there are far fewer products being featured, and they tend to be things we've seen before.
  • The new products we do see are trending cheaper; less expensive and also more Chinese plasticrap from Temu.
So consoomers are running out of consoom money?
 
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  • These compilations are showing a lot more "repeat" items these days. Especially compared to during the pandemic, there are far fewer products being featured, and they tend to be things we've seen before.
  • The new products we do see are trending cheaper; less expensive and also more Chinese plasticrap from Temu.


Edited my post because technically, yeah. Even though the writing wasn't stellar, it does meet my own criteria. It made me feel something other than "amused" from the animation alone. It was beautiful.
There's still something incredibly concerning to me about people's goals being set on cheap amazon products
Say what you will about luxury brands but there's aspects to them that are right, even if they do it for the wrong reason
It seems like the cheaper the fashion and trend is, the quicker it goes out of style, and you end up spending more in the long run trying to keep up
Whereas the more you spend on something and the longer it'll be with you, the less inclined you are to run off to the next toy

At least, that's the case for most people
But I don't doubt there's plenty of rich folk, or maybe even poor people, who consume luxury brands the same way they consume tictacs
 
There's still something incredibly concerning to me about people's goals being set on cheap amazon products
Say what you will about luxury brands but there's aspects to them that are right, even if they do it for the wrong reason
It seems like the cheaper the fashion and trend is, the quicker it goes out of style, and you end up spending more in the long run trying to keep up
Whereas the more you spend on something and the longer it'll be with you, the less inclined you are to run off to the next toy

At least, that's the case for most people
But I don't doubt there's plenty of rich folk, or maybe even poor people, who consume luxury brands the same way they consume tictacs
Maybe it's a function of your income (or maybe your liquid assets?) or something.
Kind of like how $20 is 0.04% of your income to someone who makes $45,000/year, but 0.04% of the income of someone making $250,000 is $100.
 
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Maybe it's a function of your income (or maybe your liquid assets?) or something.
Kind of like how $20 is 0.04% of your income to someone who makes $45,000/year, but 0.04% of the income of someone making $250,000 is $100.
Oh no no no, even a vast majority of designer stuff isn't worth a dime. And even if it's the "right" brand, there are only a few pieces that actually don't have their value plummet from the way from the boutique to your home. https://www.russh.com/designer-brands-that-appreciate-in-value/
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the hatred for color is definitely a part of our world becoming cynical and depressing
>"eeew, color? but that's for people who like.... enjoy stuff. fucking preps. enjoying stuff is so lame. its cooler to pretend we dont care about anything"
And when there are colors it's only for gay shit.
 
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This isn't obvious, so let me call it out explicitly:
  • These compilations are showing a lot more "repeat" items these days. Especially compared to during the pandemic, there are far fewer products being featured, and they tend to be things we've seen before.
  • The new products we do see are trending cheaper; less expensive and also more Chinese plasticrap from Temu.


Edited my post because technically, yeah. Even though the writing wasn't stellar, it does meet my own criteria. It made me feel something other than "amused" from the animation alone. It was beautiful.
I think this superfluous "home organizer" type crap is for people who are already too lazy to keep using it after the first or second time, and/or hoarders, and ultimately useless, because cleaning a hoard with storage knickknacks is like trying to bail out the Titanic with a bucket. If you have more shit than you can handle, even more shit is not the answer.

The few times I've seen somebody giving real organization advice on social media, i.e. throwing worn out shit away, it brings out the smug, offended hoarders in full force. "You'll regret throwing all that out one day!" Yeah, no, lady. There's never going to be a day when anybody with a job regrets throwing away a stained up sofa cover or a pair of sweatpants with a rip on the ass.
 
Got more on that? any link to news?
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No reports if he used any camping equipment featured in Yurucamp. And I'm not sure if it's better or worse than when Yurucamp fans trashed one of the campgrounds that appeared in the show.
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And since I mentioned Bocchi the Rock earlier, there is a warning on the official site in three languages basically telling fans of the show to stay the fuck out of the neighborhood where the show is set.
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No reports if he used any camping equipment featured in Yurucamp. And I'm not sure if it's better or worse than when Yurucamp fans trashed one of the campgrounds that appeared in the show.
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And since I mentioned Bocchi the Rock earlier, there is a warning on the official site in three languages basically telling fans of the show to stay the fuck out of the neighborhood where the show is set.
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JFC these weebs ruin everything...
Why do you need a new one? Buy them second-hand.
Phones are one of the things that I will never ever buy used, why? because every single phone out there has been in the shitter.

Not kidding, take a used phone for analysis and they will always find fecal matter particles.
 
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