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I'm intrigued, I don't see the price as offensive in a vacuum but hot off the heels of "we can't do PVE sorry" announcement I'm shocked they released this. The small splash screen on Launcher loading into D4 and description of features is the first time Overwatch 2 has looked appealing, but I'm waiting for a few youtube videos before I even think of giving the Overwatch team install space again.
Even so, it's a ripoff no matter how you look at it. Limited PvE events from OW were available for everyone to access for free during their time periods. There's no progression linked to PvE (that I know of) and they're drip feeding the PvE to prolong the season. I don't even LIKE PvE; why would I buy something I never asked for?
 
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Something terrible is gonna happen...
Edit: Reading the reviews is fun. Arguably more fun than playing the game.
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The Ow2 hero design is liquid ass like what the fuck, the Sun now. The creators have completely given up on the world-building and its rules for this game completely. As for their PVe get the fuck outta here, those were the demos nearly 5 years ago.
 
I'm intrigued, I don't see the price as offensive in a vacuum but hot off the heels of "we can't do PVE sorry" announcement I'm shocked they released this. The small splash screen on Launcher loading into D4 and description of features is the first time Overwatch 2 has looked appealing, but I'm waiting for a few youtube videos before I even think of giving the Overwatch team install space again.
The price is offensive primarily because it's almost certainly "here's the scraps of the mode we were allegedly working on for years upon years".

Literally "here you can buy our garbage we were going to throw out".
 
I believe it, one of the most female looking heroes apparently is a guy and has troon dick now. Stunning and brave Blizzard and no doubt will it piss off D Va mains because believe me those people gatekeep that bitch loyally and I can tell you they do not like troons.

A fantastic way to again treat your audience like shit. It's like you have a fetish for pissing them off. Or you know the only way to keep relevance but that concept is retarded because you don't gain new people. Fucking Twitter audience is a tiny subsection of the internet and hyper-focused into one spot. It's why it's so AIDS however it is not even in the top 50 sites monthly and has not for years. It's why porn can be so active there because advertisers don't pay attention to the site.
 
According to this Anon, it's possible they're retconning her to be a troon.
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Go ahead and rate me optimistic but that's a pretty drastic conclusion to jump to based off of one ambiguous sentence that could mean anything. Not saying it's out of the realm of possibility, but I'm not buying it as is.
 
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Lol I would have expected Moira to become the victim of a tranny retcon, not Dva.
But thinking about it again, it does make sense, because corposhits know how to pander to protected categories when they need to. They likely know that trannies -being sniveling delusional coomers- would not react well to being represented by a character who on top of being evil is also, unlike Dva, neither oversexualized nor looks like the anime waifus troons desperately want to be.

If they're retconning Dva to be a troon, that is. At this point in time anything is possible.
 
Blizzard is in Disney territory where most people want to take away their creations just to stop them fucking it up. Look at WoW.

I also wouldn't want to imagine how they would fuck up DOTA 2, if they had the rights to the game, and not Valve. They'd literally do things such as having a cheat sheet for the hero roster, their pronouns, and sexual preferences.
 
According to this Anon, it's possible they're retconning her to be a troon.
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Go ahead and rate me optimistic but that's a pretty drastic conclusion to jump to based off of one ambiguous sentence that could mean anything. Not saying it's out of the realm of possibility, but I'm not buying it as is.
I can hardly read the text from the image. That could say anything, let's just wait and see.
 
I also wouldn't want to imagine how they would fuck up DOTA 2, if they had the rights to the game, and not Valve. They'd literally do things such as having a cheat sheet for the hero roster, their pronouns, and sexual preferences.
They would also destroy the game with rampant MTX and lock heroes behind a paywall.
 
They did bring back progression in the form of mode & hero badges, but I can't tell how they display to show off to other players. For that matter I'm not sure how visible the name cards are either. Taking away the old prestige borders for accounts was definitely a bad move, but I'm not sure this new functionality makes up for it.
 
I also wouldn't want to imagine how they would fuck up DOTA 2, if they had the rights to the game, and not Valve. They'd literally do things such as having a cheat sheet for the hero roster, their pronouns, and sexual preferences.
Thank fuck Davion remains a chad.
As of now, OW2 is the lowest rated Steam title of all time.

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It's a shell of its former self in every way possible.
Reminder: Portal 2 is the highest rated game on Steam's history and remains top 1. Overwatch 2 in it's debut to Steam is the lowest position in all of Steam's history. Food for thought.
 
I'm almost eager to see how Blizzard tries to play it off. "Oh, it's because Gamers are homophobic/racist/whatever, that's why our game is rated so low, not because we promised something and failed to deliver!"
 
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