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Rukario said:
He bought a new switch during his trip to Wal-mart on 1st May 2023. Assuming he can remember his password ("Password-1" or something) he will be able to log into his Switch online account. The fact he's only done that now strenghens the theory he was put under restrictions of how he could use the internet during the past few months.
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It's also possible that wherever he is thinks a Switch is just a games console and don't know it can access the net.
 
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Drew Pickles 69 said:
I hate to sound pretentious but at this point a level of gate keeping is required. When normies find lolcows it becomes a feeding frenzy.
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You can be pretentious all you want too. The tards are protected by the fact that I have better things to do. None of these cows are any where near where I live. It would require effort on my part to go to where they are. That is time I can find to do better things. If I wanted drama in my life I would be married to The Bitch. No, thank you.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
It can be true and still be A-Logging, in fact if it's true then that arguably makes the A-Logging even more flagrant. The whole point is that a normal person doesn't have to make a big song and dance about how much better they are than someone like Chris Chan or Nick Bate, it should go without saying.
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Anthony Logatto is a disgusting autistic pervert with a terrible sense of humor and he probably enjoyed watching Chris have sex with a blow up doll.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I know its just funnier to picture him as the sasquatch of sped island.
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If he goes to any island, it should be one of those tiny, uninhabited barrier islands, where he can live among the sand fleas that will eat his flesh alive, and he can drink fresh water dug by the wild Spanish ponies, wandering, delusional, hoping to find Pokemon.
 
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Doc Cassidy said:
I swear to god that if this fat fuck doesn't spend at least a decade in the worst kind of pound-me-in-the-ass prison then I'll have my mom drive me up to Virginia so I can personally smash in his putrid face with a fucking brick!! This is fucking bullshit!!!!
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Chris is a sped and a terrible person, but he hasn’t gotten away with his motherfucking.

Just be patient, once he settles into his new situation he will grow overconfident and mess up somehow.

Hopefully no one will get injured or hurt seriously as a result however.

Let’s just be optimistic for him taking to something which could get him decidedly locked up but ultimately harmless to innocents, like flashing or masturbation in public like a monkey at the zoo.
 
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Chris's entire life reminds me of Napoleon in a bizarre, autistic way. His glory years (classic chris) are ones that defined and forever changed history. I don't even think the modern idea of a "lolcow" was really defined before he came along. Of course, his lolcowdom would stop being simply humorous over time, as his mental state and appearance declined, until eventually he was sent to live somewhere remote with none of his former fame and glory, until (likely) the day he dies, which is exactly what Napoeleon's fate was following the Battle of Waterloo. Our Emperor and later Deity of Autism has finally completed his descent into the deepest pit of despair, where he will languish until death.
 
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Computer Guardian said:
Couldn't some weens just autistically go though every possible friend code combination untill they hit the one Chris now has in the case of his Switch account?
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Some autist will probably wander around areas he's known to frequent seeing what gyms he drops Pokemon in to triangulate on his location.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
there doesnt pass a day when the internet at large doesnt sperg about gender pronouns
and you people on here are no exception
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Fuck troon ideology pushers, but 10 years from now I feel like we're gonna look back on a lot of this holier-than-thou bullshit like we look back on r/atheism today.

Call Chris whatever the fuck you want. The whole reason this site hates troons is because so many of them constantly try to force everyone on Earth to respect their retarded ideology or be branded evil, so as long as you don't give a shit and do what you want, nobody should care. Just don't derail every KF thread and every Speddit post and Youtube comment with arguments about it, it's fucking annoying and all it ever leads to is a 3-day circlejerk of wasted time.

Now let's laugh at the retard.
 
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Now Chris has changed his PlayStation profile
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We're being drip fed here, how long until he tweets or videotapes himself again?
 
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Black Yoshi said:
how long until he tweets or videotapes himself again?
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In a way it's surprising he hasn't yet. It's not like he doesn't have the capacity to do so considering how he's playing pokemon go. It's to early to speculate on why he hasn't come back and proclaimed himself Jesus Christ on account of the fact he couldn't shut the fuck up about it in the jail letters.
 
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