August 8th review

[Black Yoshi]

In a way it's surprising he hasn't yet. It's not like he doesn't have the capacity to do so considering how he's playing pokemon go. It's to early to speculate on why he hasn't come back and proclaimed himself Jesus Christ on account of the fact he couldn't shut the fuck up about it in the jail letters.

Maybe he forgot his phone's passcode?

 

[TVB]

Anthony Logatto is a disgusting autistic pervert with a terrible sense of humor and he probably enjoyed watching Chris have sex with a blow up doll.

He alone is the reason why the term "a-logging" even exists. He's just a shitty sperg with shitty juvenile humor that would land well with either children, pre-teens or the mentally retarded.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He alone is the reason why the term "a-logging" even exists. He's just a shitty sperg with shitty juvenile humor that would land well with either children, pre-teens or the mentally retarded.

I call him Ass Log but seriously I forgot that he exists. It's funny how he got so upset because "Chris makes autistic people look bad" but most of us autists just think he's an idiot at worst.

Bad parenting was a bigger problem for Chris anyway, that and never actually having to face any consequences for his actions.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

In a way it's surprising he hasn't yet. It's not like he doesn't have the capacity to do so considering how he's playing pokemon go. It's to early to speculate on why he hasn't come back and proclaimed himself Jesus Christ on account of the fact he couldn't shut the fuck up about it in the jail letters.

now is the time to wonder how real those were...

 

[TV's Adam West]

So, does this mean we'll get the 100 days of autism and the battle of waterchu at some point?

I don't know about 100 days of autism but barb definitely got 120 days of Sodom.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I don't know about 100 days of autism but barb definitely got 120 days of Sodom.

How he didn't get charged is beyond me.

 

[repentance]

How he didn't get charged is beyond me.

There was only sufficient evidence to sustain the incest charge.

 

[LGHDR+]

If you’re talking about GiBi I agree he’s not at all a bad guy. I went to him for the weekly updates. Though I didn’t like how he wanted Chris to go on Dr. Phil and how he doxxed The Suitress (but didn’t Bella trick him to do that?). It says something when Chris himself seemed to like him.

No - I was referring to the user you responded to, @Kermit the Hog

That's on me, I should have been more clear, Sorry about that!

 

[Time of Space]

It's interesting how he changed his Pokemon Go/Switch account codes right after people took note of them.

I'm not saying that whoever is tard-wrangling him is keeping an eye on all Chris-related channels but the people in question seem to be aware that making him as difficult as possible to find, even with something non-standard as Pokemon Go, is a good idea for him.

Or maybe changing your videogame account details is just part of the system he's now in, alongside "don't use your social media accounts" and "keep away from retirement homes".

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

>Chris' password is a reference to a man who wrote a book about asperagus syndrome
are we suuuuuure Chris' whole life isnt some kinda story being written by a greater power?
it seems more n more likely

Imagine House of Leaves with Chris. Strange grey corridors start suddenly appearing in 14 Branchland Court accompanied by a roaring noise. Everyone assumes it's just black mould and the weight of the hoard causing it to warp and sag. Johnny asks the reader if it was all just made up, or if it was real and Chris succeeded in getting everything about his house OFF. THE. INTERNET.

He alone is the reason why the term "a-logging" even exists. He's just a shitty sperg with shitty juvenile humor that would land well with either children, pre-teens or the mentally retarded.

Not even kids, he did a terrible stand up routine and nobody laughed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If he goes to any island, it should be one of those tiny, uninhabited barrier islands, where he can live among the sand fleas that will eat his flesh alive, and he can drink fresh water dug by the wild Spanish ponies, wandering, delusional, hoping to find Pokemon.

Shit, Chris is delusional enough to actually find them. Nigger married one.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Shit, Chris is delusional enough to actually find them. Nigger married one.

Maybe he's still enough of a brony to go for the wild Spanish ponies and get kicked in the head or have a Mr Hands ending.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Maybe he's still enough of a brony to go for the wild Spanish ponies and get kicked in the head or have a Mr Hands ending.

Would any of us be that suprised if Chris did die surrounded by a crowd of naked autistic men trying to course the dimensional merge by having sex with farm animals or machinery.

 

[GermanPotato]

There was only sufficient evidence to sustain the incest charge.

"Your honor, I'd like to present bendduck.jpg as evidence, build my defense on 'if it doesn't fit, you must acquit' and rest my case"

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Do we have a verdict already?

 

[TVB]

Not even kids, he did a terrible stand up routine and nobody laughed.

There was an episode of Home Movies where Coach McGuirk auditioned for standup

and he's still way better than A-log

 

[A Grey Cat]

The Cwcki had mentioned that Chris's psn profile has been changed to I am sonichu prime. Either;

A. Chris got a new ps5 (the justice system fails yet again) and after being away from it for almost 3 years remembered his account login info.

B. He's gotten his hands on his old console somehow possibly sent to him by barb through a middleman (hielburg or someone) and is using it again.

C. Barb realized Chris's game consoles at the very least can fetch some cash so she sold it some second hand game store or anonymously sold it and a ween now has access to Chris's psn.

 

[TVB]

On a completely unrelated note (please forgive me, but this is bothering me), has it been confirmed that Desi and Kitty died or were taken by a different owner? I mean, it may have been possible that Skittles died due to old age, but Desi and Kitty's respective status have been unconfirmed since 2008-14.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

I had the terrible realization that if Chris was playing cards with kids at a store it means he's not being registered as a sex offender.

Am I wrong? Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Maybe he forgot his phone's passcode?

I don't think so if he had he wouldn't have been able to play pokemon go he could have gotten locked out of his Twitter account though.