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Lmao no.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I agree with what you think he was trying to say because I'm pretty sure he has no idea that accents are more or less just where you place your tongue and form your mouth. You can mimic them quickly because you already recognize how to make similar sounds so you somewhat instinctively know how to alter yours to match. (Good mimics are just better at breaking down the elements, otherwise you need experience which is why actors train rather just winging it until they're lazy stars and me accent keep slippin.) It doesn't help you come up with completely separate words and grammar. Outside of what is essentially slang or cultural usages ("to hospital" vs "to the hospital", etc.), all English is the same in this regard but I think Kevin likely thinks it is different because of the way color/colour is spelled and stuff.
If Kevin really tried to become "bilingual" he'd be that faggot who constantly "accidentally" drops foreign words into his English while never actually speaking the language to anyone. I obviously don't know this for sure but it feels accurate so denying my lived experience is genocide.
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Sorry to derail, but this is the most Brit post ever
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Eh, there's the odd academic argument that American and English have nearly hit the point of qualifying as different languages in the same language group which can understand each other. Especially in the case of ebonics, which actually has some pretty good arguments of successfully splitting off into a new language, though I disagree personally. The most convincing arguments, though, maintain the languages won't differ enough for at least four more generations, counting from gen alpha, to cross the line, but that's some deep linguistic nerd shit, we got about a thousand years before they are different enough that they are actually different enough that they won't be able to understand each other, the internet is slowing linguistic diversion down. Might even prevent it.
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In any case, Kevvie is not bilingual as a result of a trip to the UK.
If he speaks a second language, it’s the gobbledygook twitter-discord slang that Troons use to identify each other and cover their grooming.
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Terrifying possibility, he is
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Kevin's been spending the weekend at a Transformers convention in Birmingham. I doubt he'll be sending the farms a postcard, so we'll have to make up our own from his Twitter feed. Warning: Robots Ahead.
Come and say Hi
And if that doesn't work, have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again.
Maybe he was still trying to decipher how a wristband works. Will his hand soon be joining his cock in the surgical waste bin?
Is this him photobombing? Maybe even Kevin finds this group of Troons creepy
Time to beat a retreat. Safety awaits. Does anyone think he really pulled? No other mentions in his timeline.
But was ever a convention more made for our man?
So he's been doing lots of shopping
Were you wondering how big it is. What handy object could he compare it to? I wonder if Customs stopped him on the way in.
How much does that cost? No mention of the dilator, but
And there's more. But you'll all just have to guess how big they are.
And all you lucky Brummies, he's coming back next year
Come and say Hi
And if that doesn't work, have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again.
Maybe he was still trying to decipher how a wristband works. Will his hand soon be joining his cock in the surgical waste bin?
Is this him photobombing? Maybe even Kevin finds this group of Troons creepy
Time to beat a retreat. Safety awaits. Does anyone think he really pulled? No other mentions in his timeline.
But was ever a convention more made for our man?
So he's been doing lots of shopping
Were you wondering how big it is. What handy object could he compare it to? I wonder if Customs stopped him on the way in.
How much does that cost? No mention of the dilator, but
And there's more. But you'll all just have to guess how big they are.
And all you lucky Brummies, he's coming back next year
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Kevs finances are up there with black holes and the golden ratio as one of the great mysteries of the universe
He's on welfare and while he might not pay rent, he drops not far off a grand a month on toys. Heavy heroin addicts spend less on their habit than he does
Is he putting this all on credit? (That's a future Kathryn problem)
He's on welfare and while he might not pay rent, he drops not far off a grand a month on toys. Heavy heroin addicts spend less on their habit than he does
Is he putting this all on credit? (That's a future Kathryn problem)
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Any chance amhole 2.0 will implode on the flight back? (Like a blobfish being hoisted quickly to the surface of the water?)
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This still funny to me that Kevin has literally said this one time. Reminds me of the greentext where a guy throws a coffee cup at the wall because it's a future me problem to clean it up.
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He spends so much time on Twitter screaming into the ether that he really thinks he's some kind of e-celeb because he gets a handful of updoots, doesn't he?
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That's so much autism that isn't in my autistic fandoms that I can't parse it. All I can see is how WONDERFUL the new friend is for getting something signed, amazing.
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When was the last time the Amhole man dilated? His man-hole is probably already on the verge of healing shut.
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Ha! Remember that’s future KevKev’s problem.
That shit’s gonna be like opening up the arc of the covenant when he finally gets around to dilating again.
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That's seem unpleasant. Why bother? Just got to the ER when the massive cyst that's sure to form goes septic.
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I wouldn’t be surprised that the closest thing to a plan he has for the future is getting a sugar daddy with his “new vag”.
As soon as Penny runs out of parents to mooch land off, Kevvie will be back with his mother, hating her from his childhood bedroom.
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I'm a-hankerin' for a nice Scotch egg right about now
Well, there is African-American Vernacular English, which is a different language, noamsayin'
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I really can't see her taking him back at this point
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He did show that Transformer toy with a dilator for scale. Maybe that was Kevin's way of saying "and YES I'm still dilating" to own the chuds as subtly as possible. Which is to say, not at all.
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"I really must be more outgoing at these conventions so that my many fans, which I definitely have, don't feel too intimidated to come and say hi. Maybe some of them will fuck me in my new vag! My life is going great!!"