Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

[Party Cheese]

I'm contributing nothing here while I eagerly await her numerous OTT sadface/rollorator dance/#tick updates during the extended hospital stay, but I do want to state for the record that Allison's choice of malachite dangle for her septum piercing will forever immortalize this era as the "Snot Rocket Period" in my personal Munchstory for her.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It looks to me like she's faking being "ana" as well, and just goes to the gym too much. I don't think an anorexic could be 136 lbs at 5'8". That to me shows that she's got a decent amount of muscle mass for a lazy unemployed woman. A model or distance runner at that height wouldn't ever be over 115 lbs. She might have a body type that gains weight in the arse and hips - those women tend to have crazy looking stomachs and ribs when they lose a lot of fat. She seems more interested in the anorexic "vibe" or instagram image than actually sick with anoerixia nervosa, the illnesss. I.E., even more tragically cringe than we originally thought.

 

[Grim Snark]

She's probably messing with her port, especially since interest in her has dropped off.

It's not an exaggeration to say she's posting minimum five videos a day. From a quick glance, it's lots of "Let's talk about how getting a HEDS is totally beneficial!" and "OMG I almost died from sepsis because I'm always in so much pain!"

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I haven’t kept up with Allison because she posts multiple videos every day. A week or so ago I checked in to see what she’s been up to - she just got a custom wheelchair.

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Here is a video of her dramatically wheeling in the new custom chair.

You may be wondering, "why did Allison need a custom wheelchair?" Don't worry, she has an answer for that.
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It's because a wheelchair makes her happy.

@Kate Farms Shill, do you still have a contact who knows wheelchair stuff? What model is this? Is there any possibility on God's green earth that it was professionally fitted? To my (admittedly untrained) eye it does not appear anywhere close to fitting.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

@Kate Farms Shill, do you still have a contact who knows wheelchair stuff? What model is this? Is there any possibility on God's green earth that it was professionally fitted? To my (admittedly untrained) eye it does not appear anywhere close to fitting.

I do not, but I do know it's a Tilite Aero T series.



Hers differs from the catalogue model up there because of some optional packages. Here's an Aero X (the folding version of the Aero T) with similar back and removable arm rests as the one she has. This one has foldaway push handles but you can get them rigid too.


She has a SmartDrive power assist for it too


Here's her talking about how it was mostly covered by insurance and cost $11k before that which yeah, that tracks.

Can't comment on the fit. I'm totally unqualified there. But this is a good chair that seems to have be prescribed and custom ordered, which would imply she's been fitted for it.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Allison is home from the hospital and obviously trying to set the stage for autism by making a video about being "neurodivergent".

She claims to have seen a neuropsychiatrist who diagnosed her with severe anxiety, and says that this is not specific enough for her to get help, which is very much not true. Allegedly her stand-in psychiatrist says she is "obviously on the spectrum".
If she's being truthful about her obsessions and "sensory issues" then it sounds more like she has OCD, which is a mental illness - neurodivergent conditions are learning disabilities and developmental disorders.

 

[unwieldy_object]

@Kate Farms Shill, do you still have a contact who knows wheelchair stuff? What model is this? Is there any possibility on God's green earth that it was professionally fitted? To my (admittedly untrained) eye it does not appear anywhere close to fitting.

The depth is too shallow. Looking at the angle of her legs it doesn't fit.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The depth is too shallow. Looking at the angle of her legs it doesn't fit.

Yes, that's what I thought. Her legs are too long for it. It also looks rather narrow to me in some photos, like she can't comfortably put both of her feet together flat on the footrest without her outer thighs rubbing against the wheels. Her posture in it does not look comfortable or natural; if I were in her position, I would expect a hell of a lot better for >$11,000. I'm definitely not trained at wheelchair fitting, though, so perhaps it's fine and I'm just seeing what I want to see because I think she's ridiculous.

Someone did comment on her Instagram wheelchair announcement that it looks like she's too tall for it and her legs should be bent at 90 degrees, but predictably, she did not respond. I only looked at her comment section briefly, but it doesn't seem like she interacts with her adoring fans very much.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Yes, that's what I thought. Her legs are too long for it. It also looks rather narrow to me in some photos, like she can't comfortably put both of her feet together flat on the footrest without her outer thighs rubbing against the wheels. Her posture in it does not look comfortable or natural; if I were in her position, I would expect a hell of a lot better for >$11,000. I'm definitely not trained at wheelchair fitting, though, so perhaps it's fine and I'm just seeing what I want to see because I think she's ridiculous.

Someone did comment on her Instagram wheelchair announcement that it looks like she's too tall for it and her legs should be bent at 90 degrees, but predictably, she did not respond. I only looked at her comment section briefly, but it doesn't seem like she interacts with her adoring fans very much.

Yeah, I haven't looked at any other pictures than those in the post and they are hard to judge because of her posing. But I agree that from those that she might need a bigger wheel put further to the front of the frame, she's holding the front part of the wheel but that might just be inexperience, and a deeper seat. Having such a shallow seat and reaching down for the wheel makes it really hard to self propel the chair, you get no power at all.
I would be less concerned about the width, some people want a tight fit because it puts the wheels and shoulders in a more natural position to self propel.

 

[Randall Stevens]

First-time poster here.

And, something I'm surprised I've not seen mentioned:

That's how I first came across this lovely little trainwreck a few days ago. An ad on Facebook in which she's hawking trendy eyewear.

My first-glance impression was that she appeared to be a cute weirdo. And... let me explain that. For background, I spend a lot of time boondocking out in the deserts of Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, etc. You meet a heck of a lot of weirdos out there, and the majority of them turn out to be really wholesome, generous, and genuine people who have made a conscious decision to not fit-in with mainstream society. The old 60s-era Hippie vibe is still very much alive, it's just become more selective in its appeal.

But my opinion, up till now anyway, has always been that so long as you're not hurting anyone, go ahead and be as weird as you want.

I can't quite say what made me suspicious about the ad. But I clicked on her username, and found a nearly-empty Facebook page. Odd, for an "influencer" who is being paid to shill a product on Facebook. So I did a web search on Microcatmachine, and found mostly just her IG / TikTok stuff. Grew tired of that quickly. Too quickly, as I didn't get to the "Oh, but watch me do acrobatic / ballet moves just after getting up out of my wheelchair, a moment after I pretended to almost faint" part. Pretty much took it all at face value.

Then did a web search on "Allison Tennyson", and in addition to this thread, found a number of mainstream-news articles talking about what an amazing and inspirational person she is, how she's really being an advocate for the disabled, etc.

Which leads me to this observation:

A lot of folks in this thread have suggested that people will see through her fraud. As a newcomer to this whole saga, I think I can authoritatively state that most people seem not to be looking beneath the surface, and are just taking her drama at face-value. After all, disability is a new form of social-currency these days, and there is tremendous pressure not to question the authenticity of those who claim to be abused / disadvantaged / etc., and just take people's word on their identity and reality.

A commercial eyewear vendor is paying her to be their spokes-munchie, apparently having done zero research into her story or online history.

And I genuinely find that interesting.

 

[Myotis]

Lurker here, had to register an account to ask why the fuck I’m suddenly being recommended this psycho’s videos on my social media feeds. I’m very careful not to engage with that kind of content so it was a shock to me to see her vacant face outside of KF. Has she paid for a bunch of followers, or is it just the same old spoony grift?

 

[Randomrando]

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/im-terrified-sex-boyfriend-semen-349680

Husband sent me this article today out of the blue, imagine my shock when I saw our giraffes newest grift

Semem ouchies

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EXCLUSIVE: 'I'm terrified of sex with my boyfriend - his semen gives me extremely painful burns'
Allison Tennyson finds it incredibly painful to have sex due to her semen allergy. The 34-year-old Minnesota woman now fears time is running out to get pregnant

This woman has told about the difficulties she experiences in the bedroom due to her semen allergy whilst also laying out fears she might not get pregnant.

Allison Tennyson, 34, finds it incredibly painful to have sex due to her semen allergy, forcing her intimacy with her partner to be severely limited. She told how using condoms was also not an alternative, because she’s allergic to the material they’re made from.

Now, she feels like time is running out to get pregnant as she is terrified of being in contact with semen because of the burning effect she experiences. Allison, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, said: “It hurts. My partner doesn’t want it. It’s not appealing to be hurting your partner during sex!

“We’re not intimate enough because of the allergies. I don’t want to burn, and he doesn’t want to make me cry – so it’s really hard! It’s a struggle… It’s hard to be intimate because it’s not comfortable and I can’t even use condoms.”

Allison has a condition called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which is a connective tissue order affecting the skin and organs. Whilst also having a blood clotting disorder, afterwards, she was then tested for 160 allergens with only a few coming back positive including nickel and penicillin.

Having a semen allergy is a rare condition where a reaction to the proteins found in men’s sperm causes the burning-like sensations Allison first experienced over ten years ago. Allison is cautious about her ability to have children as semen touching makes her life a misery, whilst also being wary about any risks involved if she were to land pregnant.

Speaking about her semen allergy, Allison said: “It’s really upsetting… I’ve cried about it quite a bit to be honest. It makes me upset as I didn’t even know that it was a thing that could happen because I’d never heard about it before.

“I always want to have sex so we do it, but only in the early stages. Not experiencing the semen is just not the same and so limiting. I don’t know how I can even have a baby; I don’t even know how that would work – like would my body just reject semen completely?

“I have a blood clotting disorder as well, so pregnancy is really risky for me. My partner and I have done our due diligence with my doctor to make sure I would survive pregnancy and all that.

“We’ve considered it, we just don’t know yet. I’ve always wanted one but then it’d be fine to not have a baby – we keep going back and forth. If having a baby wasn’t an option, it would be pretty heartbreaking. At least If I had the choice, it would make me feel better. I’m 34 now so I’m a little older but I still have time.”

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Spoiler

I haven't been following her at all but it's good to know she's still fucking retarded.

 

[Battery Low]

This latest arc, after going dormant for so long, is just so bizarre. It's like she's hired a normie PR firm to garner attention for her munching. It's certainly novel!

I've seen local news segments about a nearby munchie crowdfunding to go see that Spanish spine butcher (one of the three that do fusions like Henderson) but never this level of whatever-the-fuck.

 

[Pedophobe]

Finally some fresh tard cum!

 

[everybody in Portugal]

This is an unexpected but entirely, 100% fitting and on-brand move for Allison.

Anyone else unsurprised at the lack of boyfriend pics in that article? Bet he still has that Stockholm syndrome grin...

 

[Dharma bump]

Not experiencing the semen

Crippling.... truly the *worst* thing she has to endure, this woman who "might" want a baby.

 

[877-CASH-now]

I like that she's so desperate for attention she'll let a tabloid publish when she lost her virginity.

 

[Myotis]

She’s really relishing these 15 minutes of fame, isn’t she?

Psst, Allison … they make condoms out of things other than latex, you mush for brains.

 

[Myotis]

I went looking for her video about being allergic to semen and holy shit is she chronically online. She’s posted over 150 TikTok videos since February 1st. I didn’t get far since most of them are long and entirely uninteresting but I grabbed a couple screenshots.

Spoiler: Tyler was too stupid to get out

Spoiler: More new super rare disorders

Spoiler: Munching on her cat

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Oh god, the cat too?

Tyler, you're next, buddy. Run while you can...and please take the cat with you!!!