FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[Picklepower]

Chris wants to play with barbs saggy fun bags.

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Chris has always had a fucked up perspective on relationships. He basically just wants a woman he can fuck and who will mother him (not in an Oedipus way, but in a 'do all the work while I draw comics and play vidya' way). In hindsight, it's not really surprising that he dreamt about cutting out the middle man and just fucking mom.

But what's really creeping me out is thinking about this and Crystal, and Chris apparently being OK with him teaching his future daughter how to 'better satisfy their eventual partner(s)' before they turn 20. I always knew Chris was a pedofork.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

I have been going from the latest stuff. I'm up to the frozen sperm kept in what looks like a family fridge. Surely it can't get worse. Is this person in an day release institution ?

It's truly an experience to start from the beginning, with Megan and Adam Stackhouse. I know all this is insane, but shecameforcwc.jpg is the greatest Chris Chan saga of all time.

Its like you're watching a thriller film from the end.

 

[Mason Verger]

Yeah, but that was usually second third cousins, not parent and child. Not only that, but if you go far enough back into most Caucasian bloodlines you'll find royal blood in there somewhere, and sometimes from multiple royal families. Not to mention that the Chandlers' claim to royal blood is weak at best.

I believe it was Paul Newman who said "why go out for hamburger when you have a Qsand at home.."

 

[SnergenFlergen]

surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty.

Then the mother was morally wrong to immediately jump to the incest solution rather than helping the son pursue actual remedies for his social anxiety issues (which he may or may not have had in the first place, this seems to be pure speculation on Chris's part as the article doesn't mention this).

Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation.

"Can't afford cognitive behavioral therapy? Fuck your own mum instead!" - Chris

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Jesus Christ, this has been a subject of joking speculation for years but Christian 'I won't comment on my personal life' Chandler just confirmed he wants to fuck is own mum.

Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow).

No comment necessary. I genuinely think Chris might be starting to lose it.

Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.

The article doesn't say that they were not biologically related. This article wouldn't exist if there was any chance that the bloke was adopted.

Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

Chris advocates practicing sexual positions on biological maternal relatives if you are of a disposition that causes you struggle to socialise with members of the opposite sex.

To all those who ask 'Is Chris getting better'? The answer is contained loud and clear in this facebook post.

 

[jessycaca]

Sorry to disappoint you but he isn't. One day he might show up on your doorstep.

I can live in hope ..........swoon

 

[Attraction Slime]

Oy vey.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I had a long post written up about this, but I just could not discuss it! It's obvious that Chris is slapping the histrionics on extra thick so people will buy his useless junk, but I wonder if Chris is really serious.
Once again, Chris offers useless social advice on the advantages of mommy daddy incest. This is the same person that has been obsessed with having a daughter of his own, even to the point where he believed he was growing a vagina. It all makes you think! If there is a chance Chris is phishing for ebay attention, I hope no one is stupid enough to buy into it.

 

[Dr.Research]

Maybe he read the wallflowers thread and heard her kink was incest and tried to impress here maybe even add some advice ?

Seriously can any psychology kiwi explain this
I thought humans had some developmental thing that stops us being attracted to parents, siblings and even childhood friends ?
To my knowledge this was even the case with autistics and its absence was only noted in severely damage humans and those who had abusive upbringings

Incest avoidance is a major strategy for women, speaking to evolution. Men also try to avoid getting freaky with kin, but the disgust of incest isn't necessarily as strong as with women. I think part of it goes to the male reproduction strategy of 'find as many fertile and healthy women as possible to maximize reproductive success and pass on genes'. However, I'm not saying your average man condones incest.

While it's not incest in a genetic sense, the most common family incest is apparently step-father to step-daughter (with presumably the father being the aggressor, him being certainly older and having a certain amount of parental control, assuming the daughter is a child/teen/young adult)*.

So yea. Ideally people don't want to fuck their close relatives. Still, it can happen. It could be as simple as Chris just really sucks with mental boundaries (true) and takes fuckmommy to an even grosser level.

*Source, an evolutionary psych text book I used for an Evolutionary Psych class.

 

[Picklepower]

Barb is old enough that her and Christine can change each others shit filled Depends undergarments.

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Is the attraction to his mother some kind of legit Oedipus complex, or does the idea of incest intrigue him because it could save him money on hookers?

Who said Chris was doing nothing to help pay off their debts? He's stopped paying for hookers and instead started using Barb's holey buttocks instead! Plus I'm sure they've saved money on bananas with all the protein Chris has donated.

 

[Karen Riley]

Not really Karen. Dreams usually reflects what you've done in the past or what's in your mind recently. That being said, the thought of him having sex with his mom did strike him lately and surely he thought about it often. As a result these thoughts have manifested into a dream which he refered to on his Fb-post.

He's just done what, as Marvin says, he always does. He seen a partial clickbait article shared and decided to share his opinion expecting us to all be waiting with baited breath to hear what he thought on the topic.

Unfortunately this topic just happened to involve a man who's in a sexual relationship with his mother. If this hadn't been news, who knows how long it would have taken for us to have heard that he's had dreams about having sex with Barb, if he'd ever have told us.

In the same sense, who knows how long ago or how recent these dreams were. This is Chris reacting to a story with what he considers to be interesting relevant experience, it doesn't mean he's been any more obsessed with having sex with his mum recently.

 

[kimmy the dolly]

goddamn it chris

 

[Medley]

Arresting people for incest does seem asinine. It's a victimless crime.

 

[MetallicTunes]

He basically just wants a woman he can fuck and who will mother him (not in an Oedipus way, but in a 'do all the work while I draw comics and play vidya' way).

...Comics?

 

[Picklepower]

Chris's degeneracy knows no bounds.

 

[The Dude]

You guys know how lately I've been standing up for Southerners and voicing my distaste for people who perpetrate the family-fucking ignorant Southerner stereotype? I take that all back.

 

[pickleniggo]

I think we now all understand the reason for Barb's thousand-yard stare in recent videos.

 

[idosometimes]

Chris is right in a way. Who gives a fuck if someone engages in a consanguineous relationship? The only people who should be opposed are fag-haters. Everyone else should see it as a matter of individual choice.

Of course, Chris' logic isn't great. Parent fucking should be seen as cheaper than prostitution? What? Then there is this part of it:

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Chris assumes that everyone wants to fuck their parents. I might be the odd man out here, but I never wanted to fuck my mom or dad.

 

[Ace]

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Unfortunately, I think she's a little bit too late with that warning. Just a hunch, though.

Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something. I know what he's saying is still gross but it's easy to get caught up on what he's saying and believing it to be worse than it actually is.

God, I can't believe I'm having to rationalise Chris saying he dreamed of having sex with his mother. I know he thinks he's a great mind who has tonnes of readers hanging on and agreeing with his every word but this is one time I wish he'd known when to just shut up.

I also think (and seriously hope) that this was what he meant, not a dream as in "mmyeah, I wish my mom was taking my 10-inch cock right now", but then again, this is Chris we are talking about... eeew!

But, as we all know, he is oblivious to the point where he doesn't realize the implications of such comments. Hopefully this will answer once and for all the old question: "Is Chris getting better?"