Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

Were his early videos not garbage
I still put on his older stuff for background noise now and then. It's pretty amusing when he doesn't view himself as some kind of Genius Critique Extraordinaire and just rips on bad stuff and points out big plot holes. The deadpan voice he uses kind of adds to it.

It's extremely shallow "comedy" but I never claimed to be the arbiter of good taste. I still watch certain old Nostalgia Critic videos every blue moon.

I wouldn't bother watching anything of his that was covering a "good" movie because I don't care to listen to a terminally unemployed pozzed degenerate furfag with carpal tunnel from chronic masturbation pretend to be any kind of intellectual.
 
They make solutions for people who need to use computers but have wrist pain. He could get a vertical mouse, start using touchscreens and a stylus, maybe cut down on the extraneous vidya gaming. Stop working on so many superfluous side projects. Start taking personal health more seriously. Get an ergonomic workstation. Branch off into work that doesn't require you to use a mouse for hours.

It's so pathetic hearing him complain about his wrist issues. He doesn't do anything about it.
 
So watching Adam on EFAP is absolutely painful. The guy is a pretentious douchebag. Were his early videos not garbage or is there somehow an audience for somebody peacocking about how they love film festivals?
I used to like his early videos, but that was years ago tbh. I dropped off around the whole lion kind BS I think. But it could have been before then.

Aside from the fact that the dude cannot keep a schedule if his life depends on it, and keeps on getting side tracked or uploads shitty quickies to remind the algorithm his channel is still alive, I think that I grew to dislike him as a person.

The more time passed, and the more he actually exposed himself to his audience. Whether it be through his public online degeneracy, his hate watching sessions with friends or his podcast.

Then again, this does not mean he has much to be pedantic about.

He is just an insufferable faggot with an over inflated and misplaced ego. And that does not necessarily translate into bad content as long as you're willing to keep your shitty personality separated from it.
 
I don't care to listen to a terminally unemployed pozzed degenerate furfag with carpal tunnel from chronic masturbation pretend to be any kind of intellectual.
I used to be able to ignore the gay furfag shit since he used to largely keep it separate from his review shit, I didn't know just how bad it was. It's so much worse than I thought.

Haven't watched him in a while, but his Mario quickie was so fucking spiteful and manchildish.
 
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They make solutions for people who need to use computers but have wrist pain. He could get a vertical mouse, start using touchscreens and a stylus, maybe cut down on the extraneous vidya gaming. Stop working on so many superfluous side projects. Start taking personal health more seriously. Get an ergonomic workstation. Branch off into work that doesn't require you to use a mouse for hours.

It's so pathetic hearing him complain about his wrist issues. He doesn't do anything about it.
They can make computers accessible for people who don't have any use of their hands, full stop. You can operate a computer using your eyes and a straw hanging out of your mouth, if you're committed enough. Adam is just a whining, petty, chronic masturbator.
 
While criticizing the fakeness of Beyonce's persona, Adam said "I'd rather have everyone know who I really am and hate me than everyone love me and not know who I really am!"

I'd say it's working! Of course, every time people hate him for his pretentiousness and advocating for bestiality, he just says those are "least charitable interpretations" of what he REALLY SAID
 
While criticizing the fakeness of Beyonce's persona, Adam said "I'd rather have everyone know who I really am and hate me than everyone love me and not know who I really am!"

I'd say it's working! Of course, every time people hate him for his pretentiousness and advocating for bestiality, he just says those are "least charitable interpretations" of what he REALLY SAID
YMS in current day is not really known for self-reflection. If he was, it really is being shown in an arrogant way, I can tell.
 
edit: Holy fuck, he just said "I think life itself is art!" Bruh, he's dying out here.

edit 2: "This conversation's art. It literally is."
The degree which things are subjectively art is admittedly as broad as you want it to be and that’s fine enough, but it gets to a degree where it’s so ridiculous that everything is art and that’s a problem. You require contrast in all things to appreciate anything, silence is what gives sound meaning, absence of colour gives colourful things meaning, if there is no absence of art because it is everything, it is all unimportant and meaningless. You destroy all art by perpetuating that retarded philosophy, Adam, you art house, Canne Festival hyper faggot.

Adam is also fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
every time people hate him for his pretentiousness and advocating for bestiality, he just says those are "least charitable interpretations" of what he REALLY SAID
It's fun to go back to this thread's OP occasionally and really absorb what he said in defense of bestiality:

I am wholeheartedly against imprisoning those who have had non-abusive sexual relations with animals. To say that there is no such thing is incredibly ignorant and illogical. Objective reasoning matters to me more than emotional gut responses. I do not believe in putting innocent people in jail just because "Eww, gross."

He "wholeheartedly" wants bestiality decriminalized in cases where it is "non-abusive" and you're "incredibly ignorant and illogical" if you don't believe in "non-abusive" bestiality. Those committing bestiality are "innocent people" and you only want them in jail because of "emotional gut responses."

If that's not considered advocacy, then by God it sure should be.
 
They make solutions for people who need to use computers but have wrist pain. He could get a vertical mouse, start using touchscreens and a stylus, maybe cut down on the extraneous vidya gaming. Stop working on so many superfluous side projects. Start taking personal health more seriously. Get an ergonomic workstation. Branch off into work that doesn't require you to use a mouse for hours.

It's so pathetic hearing him complain about his wrist issues. He doesn't do anything about it.
Or just stop whacking off 5 times a day
 
As somebody who likes both The Drinker and YMS’ content, I’ll write up an EFAP summary tonight, but I’d say YMS has a point when he says the Drinker generalises about a small range of mainstream blockbuster content and doesn’t often introduce his audience to more obscure titles. It falls apart when he forgets that a) like himself, The Drinkers point is he is against the insertion of subversive politics into entertainment rather than advocating for his own, b) he has a second career as a writer which makes him a more active participant of the industry and c) the vast majority of people simply don’t have the time, money or freedom to experience the sheer volume of media YMS does. The Drinker speaks for a lot of people just by pointing out the flaws in the entertainment the bulk of moviegoers are going to see. Most people see maybe half a dozen films a year and subscribe to maybe two streaming services? YMS should know this precisely because he doesn’t review obscure content unless it was at a film festival or it’s funny to make fun of.

And I wouldn’t expect MauLer to be harsh on YMS because he’s obviously a fan himself, though he would be aware their audiences don’t exactly mix.

And I agree, if he just did YMS Reviews and Quickies even if they were just twice a month, he’d have 2-3 million subs right now. Instead he seems determined to grow his gaming channel, do shit with his friends and whatever the furry stuff is (which I just pretend doesn’t exist).
 
if he just did YMS Reviews and Quickies even if they were just twice a month, he’d have 2-3 million subs right now. Instead he seems determined to grow his gaming channel, do shit with his friends and whatever the furry stuff is (which I just pretend doesn’t exist).
He also started a mukbang channel, because a subset of his audience are fat/belch fetishists (on his Twitch streams there would be people telling them to burp directly into the mic). Never watched it, have zero desire to. He started a "Watchalong" channel too, where he'd do live reactions to movies, with the stream just being his facecam.

He's got the Highlights channel run by that impoverished gimp tranny, too.
 
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