💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Oh gross he's using a big batch of protein powder in this trash fire of something he stole from TikTok. It's not going to remotely taste like actual ice cream.

This is a really simple one that actually does taste somewhat like ice cream. You don't just shake it up like a retard, though, you use a hand mixer or a stand mixer for a long time.

Ingredients​

• 2 cups (16 fl oz/450 ml ) heavy whipping cream (cold)
• 14 ounces (1 can/ 400 ml) cold sweetened condensed milk (fat-free or regular)
• 1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract

Instructions​

• Place sweetened condensed milk in the fridge to keep cold for at least 4 hours.
• Using an electric hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, whip the cold cream on medium/high speed until soft peaks form.
• Turn off the machine and pour the cold condensed milk into the whipped cream.
• Turn the speed up to high and whisk until the mixture is thick and stiff peaks form. Turn off the machine and stir in vanilla extract (optional).

This gets really stiff. It's still not as good as using a machine.

 

[Harambe]

This is a really simple one that actually does taste somewhat like ice cream. You don't just shake it up like a retard, though, you use a hand mixer or a stand mixer for a long time.


This gets really stiff. It's still not as good as using a machine.

Chef John here does a variation on the no churn ice cream with a bit of cream cheese and stewed carrots to create a really, really delicious carrot cake ice cream.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The Fat man hasn't gotten around to deleting comments yet it seems.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

I wonder to what extent his crippled brain just doesn't understand he's being trolled. The fact that he gets very little interaction outside of it must make it worse.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I don't know if anyone noticed but he's using another new bottle of heavy cream in this video compared to the cinnamon roll hack video. Both appear to be quart bottles. Very healthy jack. I'm sure the fat content helps the blood flow smoothly through the dead arm.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know if anyone noticed but he's using another new bottle of heavy cream in this video compared to the cinnamon roll hack video. Both appear to be quart bottles. Very healthy jack. I'm sure the fat content helps the blood flow smoothly through the dead arm.

The question now isn't whether he has too much fat in his bloodstream, it's if he has any blood at all in his fatstream.

 

[Comma]

What in the holy fuck is this?

He's letting AI do the editing for him, isn't he?

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvpsyZVE9ts

Just another youtuber reacting to a Jack video. I think this James Makinson guy was posted ITT beforee.

 

[Dollar Duck]

What in the holy fuck is this?

The next day editing Jack Scalfani.mp4

He's letting AI do the editing for him, isn't he?

Professional YouTuber/Editor right there, with at least 15 years in the industry

 

[ZipDisk]

I feel like Jack would drink buttermilk straight if Tammy weren't there to stop him.

I'm surprised that markinson guy doesn't neck himself, he's always miserable. He's not having fun with it, he's torturing himself.

I had forgotten that Jack ratfucked Lisa by buying the wrong sauce. Of course, Jack used his preference.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Fat fuck needs to rename his channel "The Cooking With Tammy Show" because he doesn't do a goddamn thing anymore. Literally every recipe is a lazy man recipe when you don't do anything and just watch while your wife does all the work:

"Okay guysh we're going to do a lazshy mansh five coursh Thankshgiving dinner. Heresh all our ingredientsh..." Jack points to an enitre table full of various ingredients, picking each one up to read the label out loud to the camera because the dumb fuck can't remember what anything is. "Come on in closh!" A quick jump cut and most of the food is already prepared. Jack stands awkwardly to the side as Tammy prepares mashed potatoes, sweat soaking through her shirt and wearing a double batch of resting bitch face. Another jump cut and Jack is now front and center with a plate full of turkey. "Wow guysh thish is amazing! Home run! So eashy, I didn't even break a shweat! Definitely give thish a shot! Lazy mansh Thankshgiving dinner! Love you guysh, see you on the nexsht epishode!" Total video run time: 3 minutes and 40 seconds.

Followed by the assblasted responses to the critique. I can just see it now. Jack responding to someone who asks about the details of the turkey cooking process with "Dude, its turkey? You never had thanksgiving dinner before? " or responding to other inquiries by commenters with "ok." and "#nga" after uploading a video where he seethes and argues for his viewpoint uninterrupted for 2 minutes.

 

[AnOminous]

Followed by the assblasted responses to the critique. I can just see it now. Jack responding to someone who asks about the details of the turkey cooking process with "Dude, its turkey? You never had thanksgiving dinner before? " or responding to other inquiries by commenters with "ok." and "#nga" after uploading a video where he seethes and argues for his viewpoint uninterrupted for 2 minutes.

And after acting like this he's completely oblivious to why he's the most despised person in YouTube cookery.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Followed by the assblasted responses to the critique. I can just see it now. Jack responding to someone who asks about the details of the turkey cooking process with "Dude, its turkey? You never had thanksgiving dinner before? " or responding to other inquiries by commenters with "ok." and "#nga" after uploading a video where he seethes and argues for his viewpoint uninterrupted for 2 minutes.

Did we ever get a ending on his freeze dried Thanksgiving meal that he was sending to some soldier overseas? He was all up on this for a while and we never heard back about it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Did we ever get a ending on his freeze dried Thanksgiving meal that he was sending to some soldier overseas? He was all up on this for a while and we never heard back about it.

He didn't say, but we all know how it ended: Pvt. "Robert" is still getting roasted by everyone else on base, and his parents very gently but firmly told Jack to stop sending him food and making the videos.

Actually, do we know if the freeze dryer made the trip to the new home? Or did Tammy make him sell it?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Did we ever get a ending on his freeze dried Thanksgiving meal that he was sending to some soldier overseas? He was all up on this for a while and we never heard back about it.

The Department of Homeland Security intercepted the package and interrogated Jack for trying to poison an entire military base. His last stroke was actually caused by the waterboarding he received and not blueberry muffins.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He didn't say, but we all know how it ended: Pvt. "Robert" is still getting roasted by everyone else on base, and his parents very gently but firmly told Jack to stop sending him food and making the videos.

Actually, do we know if the freeze dryer made the trip to the new home? Or did Tammy make him sell it?

The freeze dryer was brought to the new house. It's visible in the latest "F as in Frank" episode which he recorded after moving.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He didn't say, but we all know how it ended: Pvt. "Robert" is still getting roasted by everyone else on base, and his parents very gently but firmly told Jack to stop sending him food and making the videos.

Actually, do we know if the freeze dryer made the trip to the new home? Or did Tammy make him s

Lance Cpl Rawbert.

 

[Pig Cups]

LAZY MAN'S ICE CREAM​

(08.11.23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXFb5idUYksArchive (720p):
SaveTube.io-LAZY MAN'S ICE CREAM.mp4

Y'know how you can tell when someone is an absolute dumbass? When you hear them use a rather pedestrian word and your honest reaction is "Wow, I'm shocked he even knows that big boy word!! Good for him!" Case in point: Jack's usage of 'sieve' at 2:09. Granted, he did mispronounce it...but that really goes to show how low the expectations are when Jack merely understanding the word 'sieve' is on par with you or I understanding. 'Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism.'

Also, he once again proclaims something as "so gud" before he even samples it (4:17). Classic Jack.

At this point, watching these is like watching medical teaching films intended to guide staff at psych hospitals and tard-wrangling homes. Now, you could argue that CWJ has always been that, but it really seems like it's become more so recently. Maybe it's because I can't remember the last time he made something even marginally edible. Or maybe it's due to his deteriorating speech capabilities (yeah that's it). Jack might as well be babbling incoherently and playing with (and eating) finger paints, before flying into a tard rage and swiping everything off the table.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

We now know why Jagoff has never lost any respectable amount of weight. He is clinging on to the fountain of youth! No way Vercammen is not a troll. Fatboy looks every bit of his 56 years along with disabilities that most senior citizens don't have.

 

[Pig Cups]

We now know why Jagoff has never lost any respectable amount of weight. He is clinging on to the fountain of youth! No way Vercammen is not a troll. Fatboy looks every bit of his 56 years along with disabilities that most senior citizens don't have.

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"As I lose weight I'll look deathly."

He actually fucking typed that without a hint of irony. No, Jack, 'deathly' is what you look (and sound) like NOW. Currently. As in 'today.' But Jack's been fat for so long, he probably doesn't even remember the time in his life where he was marginally less fat. If Jack somehow slimmed down to a healthy weight, he'd probably look in the mirror and see an AIDS patient.

He's 56? Should be interesting to see if he makes it another year. The reason being that I knew someone who was healthy, yet collapsed and died of a sudden cardiac arrest at the same age. Based on what we've seen so far, Jack'll somehow continue kicking for years to come out of spite and dumb luck. This, while decent people with much to live for die young. No fucking justice in this world.