Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[internet friend]

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Actual tough guy btw.

He looks like he's been vacuum sealed in his riding gear, I wonder how many hours it takes him to get in and out of it. Also he looks like a fat amogus.

 

[bile demon]

Edit: oh shit, quick update! It looks like our boy Ethan had health issues yesterday

The vaccine works for me now, child.

 

[FinnSven]

So... questions?

Do you know him enough to say if he has any friends?

He doesn’t sound like he does.

I know men are supposed to have less friends as they get older but this sounds like he hasn’t actually had a friend since the lappening.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

--E7: Benson surprises everyone, including himself, by volunteering to retrieve the object in an EVA suit despite the serious danger of traveling beyond the Ark's shields, but with only 90 minutes to spare there's only one man for the job!

Why does he need to retrieve it personally? The guy was already prepping the pod for an automatic retrieval, why the pointless risk? Unless he knew the explosion was going to happen. Actually, how did the explosion happen? The description doesn't make it clear and he doesn't act like he thinks it's foul play or something.

--E12: Benson makes another realization: the cabin has been compromised and his vac-suit has sealed up, saving his life. Command chimes in, ordering him to abort the recovery of the body and return to the Ark immediately. Any sensible person would do this, but not our brave protagonist, who belays that order and decides to go through with recovery! A good author would have established some stakes and characters already to make this a good scene. The problem is that there are no stakes and none of the cast are even remotely inspiring. The entire rest of the book, the entire plot itself, hinges on Benson doing this, so what is a dumb but brave move is really just dumb and contrived.

What's even the point of retrieving the body outside of confirming it's the only guy it could be? Doubt his cause of death, which will likely just be being thrown into the vacuum of space in the first place, will mean anything to the case; at least, not enough to go through all this risk to retrieve it.

--E15: I sighed, I couldn't help it. The reason is, "extremely convenient plant system glitch that let Laraby's disappearance go unnoticed for hours".

They keep stressing the importance of this painting, but there's yet to be anything that actually connects it to the case outside of "An expensive item could be a good motive for murder/kidnapping, even though said criminals didn't just take the painting.". Benson is basically hyper focused on this because the story has given no other leads.

'Discovering the body hadn't really done anything but confirm what Benson had already known' Then why did we dedicate two chapters to this shit!?

 

[Associate Rick]

It’s easy just throw the paint balloon at the periscope. Or at the thermal imaging gunner’s sight. Or throw it at the commander’s thermal camera. Hmm. Maybe throw it at the hatch where the commander can poke their head out and look around? Just make sure not to throw it where the remotely operated machine gun can spot you. That would be an oopsie doodle for sure!

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You forgot the most important part "Please do have fun".

 

[AnOminous]

Why does he need to retrieve it personally?

Because he's in a moronic story written by a twitching spastic retard who has no idea how to write.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Spoiler: A request

could a kind soul point me where i can find a copy of A Christmas Carnage, I never got to read it because a mean fat pig monster ate it

 

[CervixHammer]

Still sperging about Episode 4
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There are never two sides to any story.

There is one side, the truth: Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

When it comes to Ethan, things get more personal (I'm on my cellphone right now, so I can't post the receipts, but I have them somewhere on my PC). I don't think the comics are the issue here.

Ethan is actually a member of the forum (as @FROG). I'm surprised he doesn't appear here from time to time. Then he can probably monetize Rick content on his podcast so he doesn't comment on him for free.

Spoiler: A request

could a kind soul point me where i can find a copy of A Christmas Carnage, I never got to read it because a mean fat pig monster ate it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-16577483

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-16577483

 

[An automatic clown]

What’s the fastest Pat has turned on someone for ever slightly questioning his narrative? I think it’s funny how one line from the Josiah tapes really stands out as this goes on “You don’t get to define reality, Patrick”. Basically anytime someone questions him, he throws a tantrum.

The entire trolling thing is basically him unable to understand that and then making it worse by suing people for calling him a fat, child abandoning faggot with Bitch tits.

He's still sperging to the guy yesterday who asked what Javier got wrong in episode 4.
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He's getting more unhinged by the day as we get closer to the court date. Fatter too

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He's getting more unhinged by the day as we get closer to the court date. Fatter too

Must be stress-eating.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Must be stress-eating.

Those poor black babies

 

[An automatic clown]

He's still sperging to the guy yesterday who asked what Javier got wrong in episode 4.
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He's getting more unhinged by the day as we get closer to the court date. Fatter too

STILL going.




And his pièce de résistance:

Funny he mentioned all mainstream media places that only gave him ball washing and made no attempt to check any of his statements. As if anyone needed more evidence the MSM is trash

 

[Markorian]

STILL going.
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Funny he mentioned all mainstream media places that only gave him ball washing and made no attempt to check any of his statements. As if anyone needed more evidence the MSM is trash

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he hasn't pulled out the classic "child" in a while, has he? Must be extra on edge.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he hasn't pulled out the classic "child" in a while, has he? Must be extra on edge.

Wrong child, it is you who have not childed the children, child.

Spoiler: Important.

Pat is fucking fat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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he sounds worried and upset, i think DrewApplecross caught him at a bad time.

 

[ConSluttant]

Saying that something is so and then having everybody else around you parrot that back is NOT EVIDENCE. Jesus Pat I know you're a literal moron but how can you be this stupid? Critical thinking and empirical evidence is still a thing.

 

[RussianParasite]

NooOOoO judge chillllldd, the evidence is liTerally everywhere!

I love the technicality Tomlinson here as well “all of these national platforms have fact checkers and legal departments” is true, but this is not a story they’d give a shit enough about to look into. I bet he submitted zero “evidence” to them as they aren’t really skirting a line where slander or libel could be involved.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Must be stress-eating.

LIke Mr. Creosote in Meaning of Life.

"Just one more wafer thin child".

He's going to explode in the court room.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Some, Kinda like Mike Mentzer had a decent physique, Magnus Von Magnusson had some strength, and Wilt Chaberlain fucked some women.

Because he used to shoot competitively or was some sort of CCW instructor? He never bothered to list his classifications in IDPA or 3 gun, or any of his wins in IPSC. And he absolutely wouldn't shut up about them if he had any to brag about.

Bwahahaha. Let me guess, you said something stupid to him on FB and he put you on blast?

For a "Shitty Author" hes managed to keep me entertained for dozens of books in three seperate series in two, arguably three genres.

Why would I say anything to him ever? Any criticism I did level at him, even if fully deserved, would have his army of simps on me in seconds. Case in point: you.

And hey man, everyone has their own tastes. I mean, there's guys down to fuck Lizzo and Amber Lynn Reid.

Doesn't Pat own a street twin? That's the Triumph for dumbasses who won't buy a fuckin Bonneville cause why the fuck would you have any other Triumph?

My brother in Christ, you misspelled "Speed Triple."