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How is it possible for one man to be so aggressively wrong about everything all the time?
This one actually got to me, I swear he'd declare the sky green if it was necessary to protect his fragile ego.
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This one actually got to me, I swear he'd declare the sky green if it was necessary to protect his fragile ego.
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Rob with the one liner for the win!
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Rob with the sick burn at the end.
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This dude may be the most epic troll of all time. It's rare to see a troll who isn't actually mean (at least in these days of dumbness). You get the impression he actually wishes Jack well, but knows it isn't going to happen.
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I think he wishes Jack well as much as he naturally wishes anyone well since he's fundamentally a nice guy, but he seems to hold a healthy amount of disdain and horrified fascination with the fat blob.
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This right here. Rob seems to be like the kind of nice and easy going guy he is. But he's still going to poke the bear every once in a while but in a subtle way that is not always apparent.
Knew a guy like Rob who, as a friend of his once said, "you have the verbal skills to tell somebody to go to hell and they'd thank you for giving them such clear directions". That's Rob. And I'm completely serious that if I ever pass through Wisconsin I'm going to try to stop off and have a beer with the man. He seems like a guy with a lot of stories.
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Rob is the photo negative of Jack. He slipped out of the Bizarro-world dimension to troll his slovenly, stroke-riddled alter self with a smile.
Rob went full black winter telling Jack to eat what he likes. He knows exactly what that will lead to. It was the most savage Rob has ever been.
When Jack and pals mispronounce words I want to fucking throttle them in minecraft. The "green godness" salad in particular had me wishing I could cross the screen barrier and throw down with "steve"
When Jack and pals mispronounce words I want to fucking throttle them in minecraft. The "green godness" salad in particular had me wishing I could cross the screen barrier and throw down with "steve"
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Fiver, since that would explain the weird AI saying "This is the Cookin with Fat" show at the beginning of his videos from now on. Either that or he was just so stupid he thought that much like the nightmare baby music this was the best solution since he couldn't be fucked to say it himself.
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"The french fries tasted a little chewy." What the fuck did this stroke-brained retard even mean by that?
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"If things where Sexy. Those are sexy".
Nothing sounds more horrible as when Jack mumbles words like "sexy" out of his mouth.
Nothing sounds more horrible as when Jack mumbles words like "sexy" out of his mouth.
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Wonder if they had to talk the
Jack has already downed an entire 32oz serving of Cokey Cola before they even get their food.
Food looks mid. Jack is still slurring the whole time and I had to keep rewinding 4:24 to understand "You're guys's dishes way show mine up"
Every time I think Jack couldn't put less effort into a video, he continues to surprise me. He barely talks about the food at all and can't even remember the name of the restaurant.
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If youre not going to eat the fries, order it without the fucking fries so that you arent wasting food for no reason like an asshole. Or, eat all the fries, send them back after most are gone because they taste "chewy," eat the replacement order they give you, and then lie on camera about only eating one.
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Yeah $17 for a burger? No thanks.
And of course he rates in an A. But then this is the guy who would give an A to any place that gives him a lot of meat.
He would have knocked them down to a B had they not offered free refills. And seriously how many of those can you actually drink? That's like a 32 oz tumbler. And Hammy and Jagoff got refills.
No wonder these people are in such poor health.
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You can take the idiot out of California but you can't take California out of the idiot.
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It's strange seeing him eat a burger like any other human being, and not holding it sideways to get moar meet directly onto his outstretched tongue.
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Is it too late to make a "Jack On the Slow" joke?
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$17 for that burger in particular is bad enough, but now consider it costs $35 just to get to the damn place. I'd damn well expect free soda refills if I've already spent that much just to get there. But I also wouldn't be stupid enough to eat at that tourist trap.