There's no official price yet, but a quick Google found places selling it for $50. I don't know if they've got insider information, or they're just guessing, It's going to be worse value for money than Snoot Game, at any rate.
Please god, let them be this delusional. Add to that that if you read things without voice acting it sounds you can finish it before the 3 hour mark and get a refund. Would be the ultimate troll campaign, buy, play to end, review, refund.
Please god, let them be this delusional. Add to that that if you read things without voice acting it sounds you can finish it before the 3 hour mark and get a refund. Would be the ultimate troll campaign, buy, play to end, review, refund.
I think the Steam return policy states two hours. But I'm sure if your lexile score is above high school level and you're mostly skimming you could do it.
I think the Steam return policy states two hours. But I'm sure if your lexile score is above high school level and you're mostly skimming you could do it.
Yeah, 2 hours but I think it's safe to say that GBVH's writing will be so shit that skimming it will be mandatory to enjoy it both sincerely and as a troll.
And really, isn't being safe and bland the worst possible thing you can be? We have games with cult followings because of the awful, yet charming experience they provide. I know it's unfair to compare GBVH to something like Heavy Rain or Deadly Premonition, two games I enjoy but not because of what the devs intended or because the devs aimed too high and wanting to be meta/tongue in cheek about their product.
This reminds me of a comment i saw when the demo released saying that the original game that everyone loved to shit on and served as the basis of snoot is now dead, and the GVH that we see now is just a husk of the original madness harry potter porn lady had thought. Hopefully one day she or someone else in the team might give us more info on what GVH was going to be besides "queer dino teens" but i am not holding my hopes up.
Hopefully one day she or someone else in the team might give us more info on what GVH was going to be besides "queer dino teens" but i am not holding my hopes up.
That'd be pretty cool but yeah, I don't think anyone who has worked for/with Ko_op on this game are willing to talk to us considering who we are.
Unless someone is fired in a particularly nasty way and/or is attempted cancelled by Ko_op/their 'playerbase' - it'd have to be even nastier than what Kate Gray went through, I think the chances of us ever knowing the true extend of discarded work is small at best.
This reminds me of a comment i saw when the demo released saying that the original game that everyone loved to shit on and served as the basis of snoot is now dead, and the GVH that we see now is just a husk of the original madness harry potter porn lady had thought. Hopefully one day she or someone else in the team might give us more info on what GVH was going to be besides "queer dino teens" but i am not holding my hopes up.
That'd be pretty cool but yeah, I don't think anyone who has worked for/with Ko_op on this game are willing to talk to us considering who we are.
Unless someone is fired in a particularly nasty way and/or is attempted cancelled by Ko_op/their 'playerbase' - it'd have to be even nastier than what Kate Gray went through, I think the chances of us ever knowing the true extend of discarded work is small at best.
Yeah, if GVH released as it was originally intended, at the very least the game could have been memorable as a cringeworthy experience, but now, it will most likely play it safe and it will be forgotten in a few months after its release. Who knows if a copy of the original scrip still exist nowadays.
Yeah, 2 hours but I think it's safe to say that GBVH's writing will be so shit that skimming it will be mandatory to enjoy it both sincerely and as a troll.
They probably have Journalism Mode that gives you the highlights, just enough info to write something resembling an article about the game, and they know the plight of the handicapped faggot, so every single line of dialogue including inner monologue has been voiced, so the poor blind fans can enjoy it as well via Accessibility Mode.
They probably have Journalism Mode that gives you the highlights, just enough info to write something resembling an article about the game, and they know the plight of the handicapped faggot, so every single line of dialogue including inner monologue has been voiced, so the poor blind fans can enjoy it as well via Accessibility Mode.
I expect the whole thing to last like 3-4 hours and to play itself in this special retard mode so it can be watched like a very long movie or short miniseries. It will also pick the optimal choices for Fang to feel validated before the rock falls on her. Probably smoking pot after her retarded concert that nobody with any sense would ever attend in between the arms of whatever lesbian ship that won in the office (totally not a fetish).
So decided to finally play Snoot Game, and i'm kinda surprised, not because the game was legitimately good, hell i never doubted the game would be at the very least decent, i was surprised because it actually showed some restraint, it was a game made by 4chan after all.
The fact that ending 3 pretty much tells you "Turning Fang into a submissive tradwife maybe wasn't the best for her" tells you a lot of the people behind Snoot Game, i mean, they could have taken the easy route and make ending 3 either the best ending or the only "good ending", they could have easily pandered to "their side", because sure as hell GVH will pander to their audience a 100%
It is kind of surprising how a bunch of anons managed to handle their game with way more tact than the creators of GVH probably will, and lets not forget the obvious lack of porn on Snoot Game, while the head writer of GVH was fired because she made an article about Harry Potter porn, like some people already mentioned, only god knows what was written in the original script.
I hate how it seems that society seems more than ok with the fact they will be destroyed in a year's time.
There are many stories that usually deal with the end times by following a few characters through, like The Beach, Melancholy and the list goes on, its basically a depressing genre within itself.
But something they have recurrent is that society is either not shown or, if shown, its all falling apart as people are forced to face with their own mortalities with all sort of reactions.
So to see this being just another high school drama VN except they are dinos and the space rock is coming...is just tiresome. STOP TREATING THE END OF THE WORLD LIKE ITS NOT BIG DEAL!
At least Wani kind of explores an alternative history on what if the meteor never happened
You can read the entire script from the leaks a few weeks back, unless the leaks were for a single route, it seemed like the ending is the same no matter your choices
It's ambiguous if the meteor will hit or not, but they throw the concert and Fang can wear an outfit that Naomi made her
1- Canon Ending - It hits, they all die, apes evolve to be similarly woke retards in the future
2- Based Ending - It doesnt hit but it sends them several decades back technologically. Apes evolve among with dinos leading into the reveal its all a Wani Hug That Gator prequel.
This reminds me of a comment i saw when the demo released saying that the original game that everyone loved to shit on and served as the basis of snoot is now dead, and the GVH that we see now is just a husk of the original madness harry potter porn lady had thought. Hopefully one day she or someone else in the team might give us more info on what GVH was going to be besides "queer dino teens" but i am not holding my hopes up.
So decided to finally play Snoot Game, and i'm kinda surprised, not because the game was legitimately good, hell i never doubted the game would be at the very least decent, i was surprised because it actually showed some restraint, it was a game made by 4chan after all.
I do recall that Snoot Game went through a re-write to make it more "normie" friendly but knowing 4chan, the original version probably had way too much online lingo and was far more in your face. So Im glad it was re-written to be an actual plot.
I do recall that Snoot Game went through a re-write to make it more "normie" friendly but knowing 4chan, the original version probably had way too much online lingo and was far more in your face. So Im glad it was re-written to be an actual plot.
I think a lot of us expected Snoot Game to be like just 1 hour long shitpost game, so i guess we all can agree that the game getting rewritten was the right call all along. If anything, it allowed the creators to hone their skills to make the Gator game.
I wonder if it's gonna be delayed again. I'm not sure which would be more hilarious, another missed release date, or the game finally dropping and fading into oblivion, after it gets shat on.
You know... setting the obvious aide, like technical issues and the gender bullshit GVH is going to push. I think the characters are going to be a critical point of comparison between the two games, not only for the main cast, but for the supporting characters as well. Something i noticed in Snoot Game, is that there's a few adults who are actually likable, you have principal Spears, Moe, the woman selling chilidogs, hell even that Taxi driver, all of them being nice and actually trying to give good advice.
And something tells me every single adult in GVH is going to be portrayed as either racist, homophobic or just an asshole for some reason, as you could expect from a visual novel for teenagers or young adults.
So to see this being just another high school drama VN except they are dinos and the space rock is coming...is just tiresome. STOP TREATING THE END OF THE WORLD LIKE ITS NOT BIG DEAL!
I'd previously assumed it was all some big metaphor for climate change and zoomers viewing the world as totally doomed, bro and how nobody really cares. But honestly, I'm not completely sure the writers know what an "allegory" even is. I haven't read through the whole string dump, but the giant space rock might just be a giant space rock, with no other meaning, which is kinda funny in an absurdist way.
yep. Don't forget they worked 2 years on it before Kate Gray was fired, too.
Five. Years.
They couldn't be more Yanderedev if they tried, despite being a full team with funding and not a single man with zero coding skills, relying on patreon money.
And something tells me every single adult in GVH is going to be portrayed as either racist, homophobic or just an asshole for some reason, as you could expect from a visual novel for teenagers or young adults.
Nah, the adults are going to be portrayed as all of the above, not because it's a VN for young adults but because it's written and produced by ACAB/IDPOL-brainrot havers.
