FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[MK Ultra Victim]

hes gone strait from being a lolcow to a horrorcow in one dramatic leap

i have no words for this.... ive never been more horrified at anything else in my life

my only hope is some psychotic redneck shoots me today when im buying gas, cigarettes, and monster

 

[Karen Riley]

hes gone strait from being a lolcow to a horrorcow in one dramatic leap

i have no words for this.... ive never been more horrified at anything else in my life

my only hope is some psychotic redneck shoots me today when im buying gas, cigarettes, and monster

I get him saying he had a dream about fucking his mother is pretty wrong and what he's saying is messed up, but how is that the most horrifying thing you've ever heard in your life? Chris has a giant gaping wound around his crotch that he's convinced is a vagina, this is just an idiot spouting an idiotic opinion on Facebook.

I swear this sub forum needs an 'over dramatic,' rating. It's either people are being over dramatic or they genuinely do let Chris being Chris ruin their day/psyche. Both are as bad as each other

 

[Big Nasty]

Keep in mind that the prime reason that Chris wanted to tap Anna's ass was that she looked like his mom.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

so im supposed to not have a damaged psyche after the gaping infected pseudo- pussy and mom fucking?? lmao

and karen how was anything i posted power-leveling?

 

[Some JERK]

For fuck's sake, Chris.

 

[Crunch Monster]

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[AlbertoVermicelli]

This seems oddly appropriate for all the wrong reasons.

I'll take my horrifying ratings now, thanks

 

[Robotron]

And here I thought Chris was going to be known for his shitty comics and the gamestop incident, guess i'll have to add "Incest supporter" to that list now.

 

[Jack Haywood]

...That's it, I'm never checking what Chris is up to ever again, any further peeks into his warped life are just a waste of my time.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I swear this sub forum needs an 'over dramatic,' rating. It's either people are being over dramatic or they genuinely do let Chris being Chris ruin their day/psyche. Both are as bad as each other

This right here. It's like people discovered him only yesterday. That he fantasizes about having sex with his own mother is hardly surprising considering their messed up relationship and that is by no means secret.

Why, however, would he feel the need to express his opinion on that article and announce his crazy fantasies to the broad audiences on Facebook is a whole different story. My best guess is that the article triggered his sense of guilt (he must have been told and must have read that incest is wrong) and he's trying to justify himself, but that's just armchair psychology on my part.

 

[Plesioth]

Does this mean Chris is going to do drawings of him fucking his mom to supress his desire or ...?

 

[Karen Riley]

so im supposed to not have a damaged psyche after the gaping infected pseudo- pussy and mom fucking?? lmao

and karen how was anything i posted power-leveling?

Because no one cares what you're doing on your day out. That's what's called powerlevelling. You've been here since 2015, you should know that.

@Mark Corrigan is right. Anyone who knows anything about Chris shouldn't be that shocked by this. At best people by now should know that no matter how bad things are for Chris, he always has a way of making it worse.

 

[Nyx]

Because giving birth to a cyclops with no arms, no legs, and a foot growing out of its head is a risk worth taking, right Chris?

God promised him a daughter; he didn't say it wouldn't be a complete abomination.

Spoiler: TRUE and HONEST Crystal

 

[Innocuous]

Goddamn, I wasn't expecting the thread to get shitty this quick

 

[Male]

If Bob was still alive for this:
"Get yer pickle away from your mom's vagina, I'm cutting it down!"

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Goddamn, I wasn't expecting the thread to get shitty this quick

I know. I get here and it's already smarmy asswipes saying "nueeeerrrr Chris isn't THAT shocking."

Who gives a fuck if he's not Phil. Our favorite retard just said he fantasizes about fucking his mom and given the history of chris it's funny as fuck.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

i'm always impressed by how much weird shit CWC assumes is normal

 

[GZ 004]

A shut-in, with an oedipus complex that took on a female identity and grew up with an emotionally abusive mother who is essentially a corpse that talks to him.

Nigga be turning into Norman Bates

 

[Jack Haywood]

i'm always impressed by how much weird shit CWC assumes is normal

Spoiler: ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGY ALERT

Since by now he's been exposed to all sorts of people pointing out what is and is not healthy behaviour to him, he's probably just denying it to stop himself feeling guilty. It must also be mentioned that denial is repeatedly listed by psychologists as an extremely immature coping style that does significant harm to the person who uses it, especially as often as CWC does.

 

[GV 002]

Wow. If he fucked Barb, they wouldn't make the beast with two backs, they'd make the hambeast with ten chins.

Honestly, this doesn't surprise me and I'm pretty sure we all suspected this may be the case at some point.

Dirty bastard.