Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

To steal a screenshot from Post Reply

Didn't we have a guy like this? (ETA a cow, not a kiwi lol) He was like an eagle scientist with access to them who also paid people to draw them fucking? I think he was called "moisteaglevent". Beastiality strike two, counting the horse thing.

Pretty sick, Pat!!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Everyone who's here should watch today's MATI stream.

Thank you and 100% agree: ~1:36:00 into the stream is when Null starts the Fatrick content: https://rumble.com/v37v89h-mad-at-the-internet-august-15th-2023.html

I'm having fun with Lynchian Rick and looking forward to the 24th of August!

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I can only imagine how dummy is handling the pressure, in less than 10 days he's going to have to answer for ignoring a court order, and lying about it. I really think he's going to try to explain to the judge how "the original ruling was in favor murderous stalker children, murderous stalker children who till this day continue to plot and har-" and right about there, the judge is going to tell him to shut his fat fucking mouth and remind him the previous judge has ruled already. I laughed when during the interview he tried to blame the attorneys for not telling him about the financial consequences of losing. In his defense I've known of attorneys who prey on delusional people, they see someone really dumb and really angry like patrick and they play that "justice is on our side!" song, and patrick dances like the gullible idiot he is. I really hope he's reading this, he's my favorite lolcow, I love to watch him make a fool of himself, the lies, the denial, the empty threats. He could have just let it all go and let peope just laugh at him and move on forgetting all about but, he couldn't let that be, oh no, not our fatty, he's gonna die on that hill. I wouldn't be surprised if he told the judge he'd rather spend some time jail but, knowing fatty he'll probably just lie again, pretend to agree to a payment plan or something and then default on it 2-3 payments later.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I can only imagine how dummy is handling the pressure

Alcohol.

 

[grey area]

The bald eagle tweet is just Pat in a nutshell. Of course he would equate some form of success with a sex act, from birds no less. It's like something a Web 1.0 goon would forcefully impress upon others; it has this distinct air of degeneracy and the aura of a creepy, obese freak. Remember the horse CP xeet? This fat bastard should be castrated and kept away from all children and animals.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

he sounds worried and upset, i think DrewApplecross caught him at a bad time.

Rick is such a weird terminally online person that it's easy to understand what bothers him by paying attention to what he's willing to engage beyond his canned responses.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I can only imagine how dummy is handling the pressure,

You fool, he’s busy further evolving his brilliant legal strategy! Quasi will be the end one to end up in jail, child! I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Patrick shows us just how inclusive he is that an old Zimbabwean woman occupies the role of Captain on the Ark, which brings me to making a very tired but nevertheless important point: he's as much a true believer in Left-wing propaganda as Cenk Uygur is, and he can't help but champion this diversity crap everywhere he goes. I'm hazy on when "diversity", or the obnoxious installation and fronting of minority ethnicities in all kinds of media really took off, but this book was published in 2015, meaning writing could have been underway as early as 2014.

There is not a single white male in this story who occupies any meaningful position aside from Bryan Benson, whom is obviously Patrick's self-insert so of course he can't be low on the food chain. The only other white male character is Constable Korolev, a Russian bit character in Chapter 2 who may or may not appear again, and Laraby is dead so who the fuck cares - actually, if Laraby is technically white (his name makes it possible) then a white man died first among a richly diverse cast, which I'm sure Patrick must have thought was a great twist or subversion. And no, I'm not counting the old fart Salvador Kite, whose name (and nickname Sal) strongly implies Italian or Sicilian descent to me. And even if he is white, he's portrayed as a criminal who miserably laments about how his lineage will die out and he'll shovel shit and probably die when a tree falls on him on Tau Ceti G - I'm not being facetious.

Everyone with real authority, power and influence is either female, a minority, or both. True, it was obvious immediately from Chapter 1, with the ridiculous focus on *Zero Finals* and a Mexican and Chinese team being front and center, but there's a certain kind of hubris in Mahama tracing her roots back to Zimbabwe, a historically poverty-ridden shithole among shitholes. The hyper-specificity of this is very telling about Patrick himself. My guess is if this were a TV show (or worse, a video game), Mahama would be played by Debra Wilson, twisting the knife that much deeper between our collective ribs.

i couldn't get something else out of my head about The Ark and i'm going to harp on this a bit more, illuminate more brightly how stupid this is.

Fatrick unsubtly dropped in that most if not all of surviving humanity are born and bred in tanks/tubes. there's mandatory birth control and child licenses, and procreation through traditional means is essentially on hold until they found a new colony. with Earth presumably destroyed and the remainder of humanity, about 50,000 people, each genetically pre-screened to filter out inheritable diseases, negative traits and criminal dispositions, crammed into a ship where living space is at an absolute premium, and with at least the last four of five generations of humanity being born in tanks, why is the culture and ancestry of certain characters (read: the diversity inclusions) so important to mention? not only has he made it clear that this is a mixed utopia-dystopia where there's a ruling class and a lower caste referred to as literal fucking cattle, he also seems to think that humanity would not have become extremely homogeneous to the point these ancient identities are wiped out or considered unuseful to the future they're going to forge.

i can believe some people might hold on to who their forebears were and be glad to talk about their ancestry and help others discover their own to get in touch with a shared past (oops, i fixed Patrick's writing a bit), but it has never been brought up or highlighted in the story so far. in fact, Patrick regularly dismisses the legacies of his own setting as, quote, "moved into the dustbin of history". the Chinese inserts have an entire dedicated residential sector, Shangri-La (lol) and this CCP-loving lardass enjoys elaborating on them to an unhealthy degree. the in-universe sport that everyone watches and plays has only one defined team: the Chinese one. the Mexican team are merely called the Mustangs, in honor of his Rustang. when it comes to introducing non-white characters he feels the need to expound primarily on their ethnicity/nationality, which is bold-faced demagoguery that contributes nothing meaningful to the story or the setting. Director Hekekia isn't an able-bodied man with dark, calloused skin who owns his role as chief engineer, he's Samoan; Captain Mahama isn't a graying sage advising the next generation with her horizons of experience and caution, she's Zimbabwean.

fuck, he's a prick. and a good little ideologue grunty who'll fight the good fight against the stalker childs until he, too, enjoys prison.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

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"There are the facts, and there are the lies told by criminals."

Alright Pat here's a couple of facts for you.
1: They text you every day.
2: You respond every single time.
3: This is exactly what they want you to do.
4: You're fat.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Who wore it better?

Leland and Bob have better onscreen presence and charisma than Rick and Nick.

 

[Null]

That house looks like a trailer.

 

[Maude Snew]

That house looks like a trailer.

Nooo, stalker child, not by any standard of architecture. You have been instructed many millions of times to not compare my wife's mother's half hovel to a trailer. Continuing to do so constitutes felony trailer trashing. Wait for the knock.

 

[easy]

So I listened to Javier's podcast, and even though I'm a patposter, I'm not a longtime reader of the thread. So I guess I have as close to an outsider's perspective on this situation as one of us can have.
Here's my attempt at a slightly unbiased view on how the Javier tapes make Pat out to be, and if it paints him in a sympathetic light or not

Spoiler: hi

Let's assume I'm just some true crime fan who happens to listen to this podcast with no preconceived notions about Pat.

For the first 3/4 of it, Pat doesn't actually come off that badly. Assuming I'd never heard of all this, Pat paints a rather extreme sounding picture. The fact that he (and Javier) reference news reports about him does add an air of legitimacy to the story. Makes him sound less like a crazy person, and more like a person to whom crazy things happened.
No doubt that's the point of him astroturfing his image through appearing on the news when he can, but I digress.

Anyway I'm attempting to take everything he says at face value.

The immediately eyebrow raiser though is the fact that pat constantly asserts that there's no real reason this happens, that there's just a roving band of e-psychos out there that happened to pick him. I could believe that, if the person saying it was more convincing. Pat never really attempts to convince or prove this, he merely asserts.
'there is no why'. 'there are no two sides'. It's very bizarre, and I'm glad Javier himself seemed to find it suspicious even before episode 4.

The first 3 episodes painted him as an unlikable guy but I could sympathise with him. The clip of him oinking at a cop is funny but that's cuz I know pat. If I didn't, I'd probably get it. 4 times in one day, yeah I could understand being mad. I wouldn't yell at a cop though, but that's cuz I ain't white. I'd get shot :3. Nikki alludes to this in a very strange way. Her fumbling for words about why pat can yell at a cop was pretty funny.

Episode 4 really lifts the curtain though. Not because of anything Dan or Quasi said though, but because of what Patrick said.
Javier asks him about the legal proceedings, and Pat says that 'the judgement [to pay quasi] was illegitimate'.
Here's where he sounds truly fucking loony. A judgement could be unfair or even incorrect from a legal standpoint. These things happen. But for Pat to somehow think he is the source from which the legitimacy of courts derive is fucking insane lmao. What do you mean Patrick???
If I was a normal guy watching this, that sentance alone would've made me switch from team #DLTIW

Quasi comes off as autistic, but the 'I am good at maths' autistic. Not a bad look for him. Dan comes off as a faggot though. I don't know anything about Dan so this is my genuine first impression of him. Hearing Dan speak almost made me sympathise with Patso. Sorry to any fans of his.

So overall, it doesn't make much of a case for sympathising with Patrick at all. By the end of it, it seemed that he was arrogant, delusional, and like he has something to hide.
The whole series pretty much glosses over the fact that pat threatened to kill his wife and unborn kid, but if I didn't know about him, I would definitely want to research more about that, given his behaviour in the show.
If the point of this appearance was to make people sympathetic to Patrick's cause, it definitely backfired.

Thanks for reading my blogpost

 

[bile demon]

I can only imagine how dummy is handling the pressure

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

because Patrick is very soapboxy in what should be acknowledgments of other people closest to him in the pursuit of his craft, i let curiosity get the best of me. i opened the second and third books in his Children of a Dead Earth series, with The Ark being book 1. book 2 does not have an acknowledgment section, only a brief dedication which reads as follows:

This novel is dedicated to my wonderful, loving, supportive, talented, beautiful girlfriend, Niki, because her mother seemed quite concerned that I didn’t dedicate the last one to her.

here is the acknowledgment from book 3, Children of the Divide.

we are in for an unholy ride. i'm sorry, i can't help it: this greasy pig really used the acknowledgments section of his book to raise a toast to domestic terrorists and radicalized political activists, while at the same time mischaracterizing (even defaming) sci-fi authors everywhere by suggesting that the future we dared to dream about includes events like the Summer of Love and innocent people being attacked and murdered for being "on the wrong side of history".

i also have In The Black waiting after that series, and i looked at the acknowledgment in that one, too. i couldn't resist after the above. this was published by Tor, by the way. but i think Gate Crashers comes before this one.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

His acknowledgements are pretty telling so far. Does he, at any point, thank his parents and brother?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

His acknowledgements are pretty telling so far. Does he, at any point, thank his parents and brother?

Patrick never suggests the existence of a brother in his autobiographies; his parents are referenced only in about the author pages, and they're all the same when they are: an ex-hippie psychologist and ex-cowboy electrician. in later books, he removed all mention of them.

 

[TJBirish]

That house looks like a trailer.

Why is the closet door open? Is that where he keeps the wench?

 

[Maude Snew]

Why is the closet door open? Is that where he keeps the wench?

He just came out of said closet to do the interview.

Stunning and brave.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Patrick, you need to get your shit together. Just eat the financial costs and write another book or whatever the fuck it is that got you famous in the first place. Constantly quarreling with people laughing on the internet is getting you nowhere fast.