Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

I have a movie recommendation for Erriot:
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I ran the math real quick, and we're going to need AT LEAST something along the line of carbon nanotubes with sufficient tensile strength to support a space elevator.

Hang him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
I don't like this. All it takes is the cable to fail and then we have two problems, The weight of Elliot's fat fuckin' head slamming the earth and decimating whatever is beneath him with a category 10 earthquake. and the whip-back of the cable from having to hold that gargantuan dome snapping. It would cut the states in half physically.
 
I don't like this. All it takes is the cable to fail and then we have two problems, The weight of Elliot's fat fuckin' head slamming the earth and decimating whatever is beneath him with a category 10 earthquake. and the whip-back of the cable from having to hold that gargantuan dome snapping. It would cut the states in half physically.
Extremely good point - but I wasn't intending we build a whole space elevator for Cubeshit to neck himself, he's already wasted enough of Earth's resources. Something much smaller and more manageable with carbon nanotube cabling would be more than adequate, along the lines of this:

The Skyhook

And as you stated, it would make a handy kinetic energy weapon if they need arises.
 
I don't like this. All it takes is the cable to fail and then we have two problems, The weight of Elliot's fat fuckin' head slamming the earth and decimating whatever is beneath him with a category 10 earthquake. and the whip-back of the cable from having to hold that gargantuan dome snapping. It would cut the states in half physically.

Plus the nuclear winter style effect on a large portion of the earth
 
Still tired :( *snoring intensifies*
Fuck chronic fatigue."
(pls no boop snoot). --Liz
"boop" --June
eeep! mow mow mow mow --Liz
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You know, I thought this brick-faced affront to nature trying to act cute was as cringy as it got. And now here he is, having to use imaginary friends because no one IRL will even pretend he’s cute. Any normal person would end it if they hit that low.
while the snow leopard part is due to how snow leopards are how to spot in the wild usually since they blend in well to their surroundings.
I thought it was because he wanted to fuck snow leopards.
 
If Elliot got cancer, I will feel sorry for the cancer cells, I hope they kill him slowly and as painfully as possible.
It's a given that cancer's in his future with all the sex hormones he's taking. I don't like comparing KF to cancer (it's more like a stroke) but no girl talk will slow that down.
 
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