Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[LGHDR+]

I've been looking through the Goetia, the Lemegeton ( Lesser Key of Solomon) and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonium to try and figure what we are dealing with, and there are three that immediately spring to mind, Agares, a demon that finds pleasure in immorality and attracts runaways, Ashtaroth, a particularly nasty one mentioned in the Clavicae, that seduces by means of vanity and laziness, and Andras, an even nastier and more dangerous one that sows discord among people.
It's been a while since I read this stuff and I've forgotten a lot of it, but it's interesting to see demons from actual Grimoires that match the traits that Sonichu displays.
I'm also gonna stop there for today, because this is starting to give me the legitimate creeps.

Lends credence to the theory of multiple demons. Straight up horror flick if one of them learned bifurcation from the Gunt, but perhaps he was just inhabited by more than one of them because of all the extra space available.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I've run the numbers with a team of our best autists and discovered that Chris fucking Barb was the moment of the two dimensions merging... gatekeeper and key master. After the merge Magi-chan found a new host, but all of the new demons aren't copies of Magi-chan. They are new entities from the alternate dimension. Chris, the absolute lunatic tranny, has taken his final vengeance against the dang dirty trolls by sealing the fate of this universe (and maybe others).

 

[LGHDR+]

I've run the numbers with a team of our best autists and discovered that Chris fucking Barb was the moment of the two dimensions merging... gatekeeper and key master. After the merge Magi-chan found a new host, but all of the new demons aren't copies of Magi-chan. They are new entities from the alternate dimension. Chris, the absolute lunatic tranny, has taken his final vengeance against the dang dirty trolls by sealing the fate of this universe (and maybe others).

This is horrifying on so many levels, but I think your use of the Ghostbusters reference is the most disgusting

Still a good shitpost

 

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Personally, I'll need some more proof before believing the bifurcation hypothesis with regards to Rekieta and Godwinson.

Those two are both cows, they have both come into their cowdom in earnest within the last year or so, and they have both recently been in close proximity to Ralph (albeit digitally) - however, I just can't bring myself to buy into the idea that either of them are on the same level of content (or potential for content) as Chris, Ralph, or Fuentes.

Additionally, I feel like the demon developing a hitherto unheard of ability to switch hosts over an Internet connection (instead of via in-person contact) would have some type of easily-identifiable cause, like how the proposed bifurcation ability was derived from the physical properties of the Gunt. Being able to transfer itself digitally would be extremely overpowered, and I doubt it would develop this ability out-of-the-blue without leaving behind some form of clue(s) as to how it did it. And yes, part of why I came to this conclusion is because the demon learning how to disseminate itself across the Internet itself is, frankly, too horrifying to consider without some seriously damning evidence, at least for me. Also, it conflicts with the parking lot hypothesis, which I'm quite attached to at the moment, lol.

However, the bifurcation hypothesis in general is an interesting one, and I don't want to discount the idea of it completely, especially given the fascinating notion that a demon could derive "themed" abilities from its hosts. What could it get from Fuentes? A propensity towards assembling groups of other lolcows around its chosen host? Or maybe something feline-related? Who knows - keep in mind this is dependent on the bifurcation hypothesis being true, which I'd still argue isn't as set-in-stone as the other working theories.

I've been looking through the Goetia, the Lemegeton ( Lesser Key of Solomon) and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonium to try and figure what we are dealing with, and there are three that immediately spring to mind, Agares, a demon that finds pleasure in immorality and attracts runaways, Ashtaroth, a particularly nasty one mentioned in the Clavicae, that seduces by means of vanity and laziness, and Andras, an even nastier and more dangerous one that sows discord among people.
It's been a while since I read this stuff and I've forgotten a lot of it, but it's interesting to see demons from actual Grimoires that match the traits that Sonichu displays.
I'm also gonna stop there for today, because this is starting to give me the legitimate creeps.

We're actually breaking out the grimoires for this shit, love it. It would be the absolute peak of a-logging if even the demon that possessed Ralph somehow ended up getting doxed

 

[LGHDR+]

What could it get from Fuentes? A propensity towards assembling groups of other lolcows around its chosen host? Or maybe something feline-related?

Ba'al and his sixty-six legions of faggots demons say hello:

this is starting to me the legitimate creeps.

No joke, this shit is getting a bit too on the nose. This image is originally from the Dictionnaire Infernal, specifically the 1863 edition.

 

[Procrastinhater]

However, the bifurcation hypothesis in general is an interesting one, and I don't want to discount the idea of it completely, especially given the fascinating notion that a demon could derive "themed" abilities from its hosts. What could it get from Fuentes? A propensity towards assembling groups of other lolcows around its chosen host? Or maybe something feline-related? Who knows - keep in mind this is dependent on the bifurcation hypothesis being true, which I'd still argue isn't as set-in-stone as the other working theories.

I think the Bifurcation theory is less likely than that Chris and then Ralph simply exhibited a known feature of possession, which is once one demon gets in, they like to bring friends.
Cases of multiple cooccuring possessions have records going back to the original Bible references "My name is Legion" (many) and the herd of pigs all being infested suggesting multiple demons.
Possibly Ralph had room for more and when they jumped out of Ralph they found multiple hosts?
But yeah the idea it could spread through a fiberoptic cable is horrifying and unprecedented.
I'm going with the Liminal Space Parking Lot theory for the minute, transitive spaces that are used to pass from one place to other are known doorways that makes it easier to summon.
That's why crossroads were used for pacts.

We're actually breaking out the grimoires for this shit, love it. It would be the absolute peak of a-logging if even the demon that possessed Ralph somehow ended up getting doxed

That was actually my thought in pulling them out.
I used to be into this stuff when I was a teenager, I've still got a shitload of books in a box I dug out and the more famous ones like The Ars Goetia, the Greater and Lesser Keys, 4th Book of Agrippa, and the Pseudomonarchia in very nice hardcover editions in my study, along with the Abramelin and the Grand Grimoire.
I used to love this shit but it's been years, still kept the books though, so I figured I had a pretty good chance of doxing this faggot demon just from stuff I've got here, if that fails I'll see what I can find online, I'm sure you can get most of these as PDF downloads these days.
Just think it's a fun challenge to dox the demon.

So to speak.

 

[LGHDR+]

transitive spaces that are used to pass from one place to other are known doorways that makes it easier to summon.

fiberoptic cable

I don't feel so good all the sudden. Plz no h4xxor demons.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't feel so good all the sudden. Plz no h4xxor demons.

Oh shit.
I never even considered that.
Could cables used to move energy from one place to another be considered a Liminal Space?

No joke, this shit is getting a bit too on the nose. This image is originally from the Dictionnaire Infernal, specifically the 1863 edition.

Now that's disturbing.
The guy in the middle has a nose like Rekieta, the Cat is obviously the Mexican Catboy Fuhrer, and the toad could be Ralph I guess, or more likely Chris, maybe?

Spoiler: Daemonology Connections

Bael (Ba'al) was a Caananite God and later demon, a rather famous one, and in some sources equated with Ashtoreth, who is supposed to be a form of the Near Eastern Goddess Astarte, the Mesopotamian Ishtar, although the Ba'al/Astarte connection is a later invention and relies on tenuous connections by insane medieval alchemists, Astarte/Ashtoreth is the same Goddess worshipped as Ishtar by the Babylonians

Aside from the classical Mediaeval Grimoires I have a 1st Edition Simon Necronomicon, which is a bastardized amalgam of the Sumerian Descent of Innana and other Akkadian sources, forcibly woven and stretched to try and make it match Lovecrafts Mythos to capitalize on the "Necronomicon" Lovecraft wrote about. It doesn't match up to the Mythos as well as Donald Tysons version, but is more interesting to me because it is basically a bastardized version of various actual Sumerian myths.
There's a list in there of the 50 Names of Marduk and their various powers and properties that if we run short with all the ranked Demons in things like the Pseudomonarchia could be worth a look, but I'd rather stick to the more actual historical Grimoires at the minute, the Simon Necronomicon is fun and spooky given its Sumerian connections, but it doesn't have the pedigree of things like the Grand Grimoire or the Keys of Solomon that at one point, were taken very seriously by the Alchemists of the day.

 

[Pomniman]

Amateur demonology is Africa's favorite pastime.

 

[LGHDR+]

The guy in the middle has a nose like Rekieta, the Cat is obviously the Mexican Catboy Fuhrer, and the toad could be Ralph I guess

I saw it as representative of the AF movement itself. The catboi cunny cult (cat), the more standard groyper tards (frog). And the crowned human as the leader of degeneracy. It gets even worse when you consider what powers are ascribed to this one - the power to garner the favor of others, love, and invisibility (lol). Truly horrifying stuff right there.

Edit: Gotta love that Sumerian shit, those guys could write stamp out a good mythos on clay tablets. Also:

Amateur demonology is Africa's favorite pastime.

Give us a break, it's a well-known fact that Nikki eats da poo poo.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I saw it as representative of the AF movement itself. The catboi cunny cult (cat), the more standard groyper tards (frog). And the crowned human as the leader of degeneracy. It gets even worse when you consider what powers are ascribed to this one - the power to garner the favor of others, love, and invisibility (lol). Truly horrifying stuff right there.

Shit you're right I forgot groypers still used Pepe, the Cat is self explanatory, and Nick the faggot with the Crown at the center.
Only thing that let's it down is Ba'als powers don't exactly fit with a closeted joke leader of a dead movement like Nick, then again the ruination aspect matches, plus I'm leaning more towards the multiple possession hypothesis.
Magichan/Sonichu could even be an amalgam of these other aspects, those Grimoires were written hundreds of years ago, whose to say these things don't evolve, their powers and realms, and the hosts they were tied to can vary from one source to another too.

 

[LGHDR+]

Only thing that let's it down is Ba'als powers don't exactly fit with a closeted joke leader of a dead movement like Nick

With a little massaging I think it works out. He was able to garner favor (for a while), the love is extremely gay but it's there, and invisibility due to the dying movement (and the fact that Ali hasn't been in prison for his obvious pedophilia). Bit of a stretch, but it's funny.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

are we sure may is not some form of horse demon of corruption? maybe once ralph lost one demon the other one left as well.

 

[Procrastinhater]

are we sure may is not some form of horse demon of corruption? maybe once ralph lost one demon the other one left as well.

I vaguely remember one just like that actually, I can't recall the name, I'll have to look for it when I get home.

 

[keytar]

Please fellas I already have too many ideas for the Halloween wallpaper contest, I don't need dozens more

there are three that immediately spring to mind, Agares, a demon that finds pleasure in immorality and attracts runaways, Ashtaroth, a particularly nasty one mentioned in the Clavicae, that seduces by means of vanity and laziness, and Andras, an even nastier and more dangerous one that sows discord among people.

Whilst these are all certifiable lolcow qualities, I'm most interested in the sowing discord among people. What if our hosts' adversaries had their A-Logging capabilities exaggerated supernaturally...

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm most interested in the sowing discord among people. What if our hosts' adversaries had their A-Logging capabilities exaggerated supernaturally...

If you're considering summoning Andras to boost your A Logging ability I wouldn't recommend it, it's one of the ones the Grimoires warn about being extremely careful about, it supposedly has a habit of attempting to possess and if it can't just kill the summoner.

Spoiler: Andras in the Grimoires

FROM THE “PSEUDOMONARCHIA DAEMONIUM” ( 1583 ) WRITTEN BY JOHANN WEYER (JOHANN WIER)-

Andras is a great marquesse, and is seene in an angels shape with a head like a blacke night raven, riding upon a blacke and a verie strong woolfe, flourishing with a sharpe sword in his hand, he can kill the maister, the servant, and all assistants, he is author of discords, and ruleth thirtie legions.

Original Text :

Andras magnus Marchio: visitur forma angelica, capite nycticoraci nigro simili, in lupo nigro and fortissimo equitans, bajulansque manu gladium acutissimum. Novit interficere dominum, servum and coadjutores: author est discordiarum. Dominatur legionibus triginta.

From the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, Translated by Aleister Crowley's pupil and confident SL MacGregor Mathers-

The Sixty-third Spirit is Andras. He is a Great Marquis, appearing in the Form of an Angel with a Head like a Black Night Raven, riding upon a strong Black Wolf, and having a Sharp and Bright Sword flourished aloft in his hand. His Office is to sow Discords. If the Exorcist have not a care, he will slay both him and his fellows.

This stuff is likely superstition, I just think it bares remembering that for a long time a lot of very intelligent people, such as Cornelius Agrippa, John Dee, Samuel Pepys, etc, who were the Isaac Newtons and Albert Einsteins of the day, took this shit extremely seriously. Maybe they knew things we've forgotten.
Even if it's just the power of auto suggestion, getting into the state of mind that you need to seriously work with this stuff can open doorways in your mind that unless you are strong willed can cause problems. Even if Possession is bullshit, it didn't help people who believed in it, even in the modern day like Annaliese Michel, once they convinced themselves they had a problem. It was real enough to them.
If there is something to it, even thinking about them let's them start to take notice of you.

Besides if you read these Grimoires they require a lot of shit that's not exactly easy to replicate these days.

Looks like Halloween has come early.

 

[keytar]

If you're considering summoning Andras to boost your A Logging ability I wouldn't recommend it, it's one of the ones the Grimoires warn about being extremely careful about, it supposedly has a habit of attempting to possess and if it can't just kill the summoner.

I would never consider summoning anything like this in general, never mind to A-Log people online. Hell naw. But I wonder if a demon were to possess a Lolcow, if it could have some tangential effect on the people orbiting them? Making them more obsessed than they would be otherwise. Granted, some orbiters are just obsessive autists, but it's giving me pause for thought.

 

[LGHDR+]

You may may not be far off base here.

The effect could be that the demon makes the bovine host more susceptible to the same old a-logs and autists that were always around, which causes a more profound reaction from the cow itself.

(Fuck, I feel like I'm researching SCPs here)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fuck, I feel like I'm researching SCPs here)

In a way Grimoires were the SCP Wiki of the Middle Ages.
Only with less troon faggotry.

 

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I wonder if a demon were to possess a Lolcow, if it could have some tangential effect on the people orbiting them? Making them more obsessed than they would be otherwise. Granted, some orbiters are just obsessive autists, but it's giving me pause for thought.

An alternate hypothesis: the factors that attract onlookers and a-logs to a lolcow could just happen to be the same factors that make an attractive host for a demon.