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Well, luckily for them they have Dalton's towing business to keep their head above water until she gets another prestigious McGig. Maybe she should apply at the pizza place Tonka was hanging out at.
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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Makes Sammie’s brief stint at Taco Bell (where she met Sarge) look like a career.
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tonka signal boosting to help out his fellow human being
greg doesn't live in arkansas, he seems to be a busted old west coast queen. just some rando tonka found... tonka really is one of us
greg doesn't live in arkansas, he seems to be a busted old west coast queen. just some rando tonka found... tonka really is one of us
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Why TF is his cock twitching?
The mysteries of the Sammieverse……
The mysteries of the Sammieverse……
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Good thing he won't have Instagram anymore then.
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Yet consider that he doesn’t even know he’s got a modest fan following on KF. I hope celebrity doesn’t go to his head when he finds out.
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Some random recent posts out of the Sammiverse.
Not gonna lie, I would like to buy some drawing.
Aidean is apparently going to kindergarten. Did we know he was in preschool?
Yuck.
Sexy goth eyeliner Kim. The one comment is “Gorgeous.”
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Sammie herself is pretty boring.
Tonka has been banned from messenger once again.
Sarge is still in prison.
Other tertiary characters haven’t done anything interesting lately.
Not gonna lie, I would like to buy some drawing.
Aidean is apparently going to kindergarten. Did we know he was in preschool?
Yuck.
Sexy goth eyeliner Kim. The one comment is “Gorgeous.”
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Sammie herself is pretty boring.
Tonka has been banned from messenger once again.
Sarge is still in prison.
Other tertiary characters haven’t done anything interesting lately.
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I see she borrowed Flubby Blubby's skinnyface filter!
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Some things are not meant to be seen by human eyes. That photo of Dalton with his hands on Kim's tiddies is one of them.
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Sarge might be out of jail. This is from his "Mike Sargent" account (he has a bunch of profiles like most of the Sammieverse):
He laugh reacted under Tonka's status two days ago.
Kim is teaching Aiden math. At least she's constructively spending time with him, I guess.
Dalton has also started a GoFundMe which he linked on his Facebook.
GoFundMe
GoFundMe Archive
Given the title, it's for a wedding venue but there's no info given about what the $10k will go towards.
He laugh reacted under Tonka's status two days ago.
Kim is teaching Aiden math. At least she's constructively spending time with him, I guess.
Dalton has also started a GoFundMe which he linked on his Facebook.
GoFundMe
GoFundMe Archive
Given the title, it's for a wedding venue but there's no info given about what the $10k will go towards.
Michonness
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Considering neither of them work and that they live off her kids SSDI check, among other issues, I hope they get laughed off Facebook at this attempt. You can get hitched at the county court house for next to nothing. This is why they will never get anywhere in life, they have no priorities.
Maybe use some of Aideans check money on a REAL math tutor because his current one is a tard. But nope, they'll spend his cash benefits on his card for Maverick Menthol 100's, some blunts and more fake veteran hats. Scum.
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Dalton is practically brain dead. I'm not sure how he doesn't drown in the shower. He's not ex-Army, Kim's not his wife but if she was (as he said) why is he fundraising for a wedding? Poor Aiden, having to learn math from Kim. If there's a bright side, it's that she probably can do kindergarten math. Probably.
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I’m shocked he spelled ‘venue’ correctly. Look at the rest of that sentence. Wow
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I'm enjoying the fact that his post about Kim teaching Aidean maths (ha!) starts,
"When it wife is teaching ur five year old..."
She sure is an it. Accurate.
Even more 8008135
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Sarge is still in jail. He may have briefly had FB access, but that status update isn't in his typical "style". Seems fishy to me.
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i agree the tone of that update isn't typically sarge-y. but plenty of ppl in jail have smartphones these days. some jails let you buy limited internet access (VERY expensively, by the minute) on special tablets... tho i kind of doubt the "Crawford County Detention Center" is among em
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I'm glad he's still in custody. I don't think he would have the resources for internet access in jail even if it was available. The whole Mike Sargent account might be Tonka just fucking with him. The status sounded sort of like Tonka and I doubt Sarge understands account recovery scammers enough to laugh at them. Sometimes I want to know what Tonka's deal is, but really, ignorance is bliss.
Hardly worth reporting, but Sammie is claiming a March 2024 due date now, with the usual stolen ultrasound. The totally real, not written by Sammie, comment from Darnell is funny.
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Awww yisss, I’ve missed the fake baby sagas - hopefully we’ll get stolen newborn pics and an ‘imaginative’ new name too. Perhaps the father will even change during one of their breakups. A bit of light relief from the horrifying Aidean updates.
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Someone reassure me please, cause that US pic looks pretty legit compared to her past thefts.
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Michael Sargent is a piece of shit and poses a real threat to women. I believe he's very likely guilty of the charges against him. I don't like him and don't wish to sound like a Sarge apologist, but Jesus, pretrial detention is such bullshit and the people most often affected are the poor.
Has a court date even been set yet?
If I absolutely had to choose between the two of them, I guess I'd pick Kim as a tutor over Dalton, because compared to him she's a goddamn genius. She might be able to add and subtract double digit numbers, especially if Dalton can shoplift a calculator next time he's at Walmart, but once Aidean gets to multiplication and division (
), he might as well be learning Diophantine geometry.
My concern, however, is that I think Kim is one of those people who is so stupid that she is not capable of understanding how stupid she actually is. I'm positive she believes herself to have average or maybe even slightly above average intelligence. I could see her continuing to "tutor" Aidean, teaching him how to do things incorrectly, and refusing to believe him when he tries to tell her that his teacher told him something else. Sometimes it's even harder for a kid to master a concept when he first has to "unlearn" the wrong approach. Aidean might actually be better off if Kim didn't try to teach him anything and just left it to his (woefully underpaid) teachers.
Kim is an absolute moron who has no business being responsible for raising a child, but she's also arrogant, entitled, and averse to perceived authority figures. A teacher trying to tell Aidean, however diplomatically, that what his mom told him about a subject was wrong, is really going to piss Kim off. I can all but guarantee that Aidean will have a negative experience with school and an adversarial relationship with his teachers, and it will be encouraged by his "parents". As soon as it's recognized that he's far behind his peers academically and lacks a stable home environment, the school will intervene with extra support and resources. Kim and Dalton will interpret this as an indictment of them personally, which it kind of is. Instead of deciding that they're all on the same side, working together to help Aidean succeed at school, they'll complain about being "disrespected" and suggest that the teacher is incompetent or malicious. Aidean will pick up on their attitudes and decide that his teacher is mean or unfair, and he won't respect her. None of this is Aidean's fault; he's a child who has been failed by everyone in his life since he was born.
), he might as well be learning Diophantine geometry. My concern, however, is that I think Kim is one of those people who is so stupid that she is not capable of understanding how stupid she actually is. I'm positive she believes herself to have average or maybe even slightly above average intelligence. I could see her continuing to "tutor" Aidean, teaching him how to do things incorrectly, and refusing to believe him when he tries to tell her that his teacher told him something else. Sometimes it's even harder for a kid to master a concept when he first has to "unlearn" the wrong approach. Aidean might actually be better off if Kim didn't try to teach him anything and just left it to his (woefully underpaid) teachers.
Kim is an absolute moron who has no business being responsible for raising a child, but she's also arrogant, entitled, and averse to perceived authority figures. A teacher trying to tell Aidean, however diplomatically, that what his mom told him about a subject was wrong, is really going to piss Kim off. I can all but guarantee that Aidean will have a negative experience with school and an adversarial relationship with his teachers, and it will be encouraged by his "parents". As soon as it's recognized that he's far behind his peers academically and lacks a stable home environment, the school will intervene with extra support and resources. Kim and Dalton will interpret this as an indictment of them personally, which it kind of is. Instead of deciding that they're all on the same side, working together to help Aidean succeed at school, they'll complain about being "disrespected" and suggest that the teacher is incompetent or malicious. Aidean will pick up on their attitudes and decide that his teacher is mean or unfair, and he won't respect her. None of this is Aidean's fault; he's a child who has been failed by everyone in his life since he was born.
I also had to laugh at the timing of Kim's tutelage. Aidean should have been in Early Intervention or Head Start years ago. Somehow I don't think that his borderline retarded mother attempting to get him caught up less than a week before he begins school is going to do the trick.