Kiwifarms Incel Thread

[WelperHelper99]

missionary sex Thats brilliant. The mormons literally do what Im purposing. Would they accept someone moving there into Joseph Smith's breed and seed, or do you have to be born into it?

Literally what the fuck are you talking about nigger? I have been summoned for this!?

@WelperHelper99

I hate you

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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Literally what the fuck are you talking about nigger? I have been summoned for this!?

I hate you

love you too babes

 

[Omen_Sulk]

love you too babes

Sex isn't really worth it, just due to the

 

[Evil Ash]

I have read the first post and the last several, and I cannot fathom just how an autistic thread became so single digit IQ retarded.

I was going to write some more walls of condescending and vaguely informative text but this thread is a lost cause.

@Saddam Hussain Obama : I am sure if you leave this thread silently, this 12 pages of ranting will grow into the triple digits and they will not even notice that you are gone.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I have read the first post and the last several, and I cannot fathom just how an autistic thread became so single digit IQ retarded.

I was going to write some more walls of condescending and vaguely informative text but this thread is a lost cause.

@Saddam Hussain Obama : I am sure if you leave this thread silently, this 12 pages of ranting will grow into the triple digits and they will not even notice that you are gone.

I planned to establish Incel Israel after being kicked out of 109 threads and winning the Yom Terfpor War, but now that the Felix-backed Hamas has invaded, it's turned into Felix vs. the World Part 3, though I say let them stay and let G3-D sort them out.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What are all these disgusting sexhavers doing here, violating my safe space?

Why don't you leave and go back to your consensual, loving relationships with other human beings, you bastards?

 

[WelperHelper99]

What are all these disgusting sexhavers doing here, violating my safe space?

Why don't you leave and go back to your consensual, loving relationships with other human beings, you bastards?

Sounds like you need to get laid lol. But seriously, this thread is so homosexual, so gay, that I bet some of the incels here are gonna meet up and buttfuck while wearing dresses so it isn't "technically gay", just to lose their V card. That's where this all leads to.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Incels need to stop focusing on women and start focusing on themselves, that much I agree with @cerulean hydra. But asking them to take up hobbies that they might not like in order to attract women that they do not need is a recipe for disaster

Not quite what I meant. It's absolutely a case of them improving themselves and finding something they enjoy, they just need to find something they enjoy that isn't sitting in their own misery. But I'm bad at conveying what's in my brain so I understand the confusion.

Pretty much any hobby that puts you in contact with other people works. I knew a guy who started doing amateur stand up comedy who was bottom of the barrel (in looks and humor) who found love through it.

And somebody mentioned Fiona and Chris-chan already, though we never saw the good ending to his love quest; do not forget that DarkSydePhil met two women through making shitty YouTube videos.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Pretty much any hobby that puts you in contact with other people works. I knew a guy who started doing amateur stand up comedy who was bottom of the barrel (in looks and humor) who found love through it.

And somebody mentioned Fiona and Chris-chan already, though we never saw the good ending to his love quest; do not forget that DarkSydePhil met two women through making shitty YouTube videos.

So my upcoming podcast and amateur comedy will get me laid.

 

[DavidS877]

So my upcoming podcast and amateur comedy will get me laid.

Rumor has it that it works for Null.

 

[cerulean hydra]

So my upcoming podcast and amateur comedy will get me laid.

As long as you put in the effort to market it, which involves social networking and effective communication. If you just record it and upload it, it won't do shit. (Unless you get lucky with the algorithm, which admittedly happens more often than you would think as long as you're targeting the right niche)

The important part is actually talking to people.

 

[Shidoen]

What are all these disgusting sexhavers doing here, violating my safe space?

Why don't you leave and go back to your consensual, loving relationships with other human beings, you bastards?

ILL HAVE YOU COMMITTED IM CALLING THE INTERNET POLICE!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Sounds like you need to get laid lol. But seriously, this thread is so homosexual, so gay, that I bet some of the incels here are gonna meet up and buttfuck while wearing dresses so it isn't "technically gay", just to lose their V card. That's where this all leads to.

Is... is that an option?

... asking for a friend.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I can only fuck fat chicks or pay for filthy whores like my avatar. Ree.

How fat are we talking?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is... is that an option?

... asking for a friend.

I ain't going gay for buttsex, have some class lad

 

[Evil Ash]

I am such a stickler for pain, but @cerulean hydra renewed my faith in this thread, by a bit at least.

Look, I am sure that 99% of men, including myself, underwent sexual frustration at some point in their lives. Some were outwardly destructive and became rapists, some were inwardly destructive and became troons, some were psychologically destructive and became true Incels. Most got past it or found some way to live on. Whether they found their significant other, a group of die-hard friends who became like brothers (bros before hoes is real), a set of hobbies that made them realize that human connection is meaningless (my path), or perhaps as @cerulean hydra suggests: have found human connection through shared hobbies with desirable people. And many of course turn to drugs or booze and/or prostitutes, none of which I vilify as I know of places where entire towns go to bars after work to dispel their inner demons using these resources, because life is that brutal.

As I mentioned, I too have underwent sexual frustration many many years ago, I was scared, ashamed, despite my family's compassion. Yet even their genuine compassion felt like an insult against my pride. I have traveled many forums seeking answers, at first I found communities (reddit among others), like the Incels who had similar frustrations as me, and while I never joined them, I studied them. A few years later, Globohomo geared its ugly rear and wiped these communities out entirely until nothing but corporate shilling and irritating virtue signaling remined. From then until today, I have worked hard to improve myself physically and mentally, I have acquired hobbies I really enjoyed and shed my humanity piece by piece until nothing but soulless steel remained in my heart, even writing nonsense on Kiwifarms is a way for me to hone my writing skills as a hobby.

 

[Begemot]

Sounds like you need to get laid lol. But seriously, this thread is so homosexual, so gay, that I bet some of the incels here are gonna meet up and buttfuck while wearing dresses so it isn't "technically gay", just to lose their V card. That's where this all leads to.

Nah, it's a honeypot so my crew can run a train on dese white fools!!!

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Advice for all incels:

1) Do not watch pornography
2) Do not be terminally online
3) Do not expect women to respect and like you, if you hate them.
4) Respect your mum. Be kind to children.
5) Get a job, clean your room, work out.
6) Do not be a faggot
7) Do not blame the universe for your problems. The universe does not give a shit
Do not try to get laid. Try to be the best man, that you can be.

 

[Evil Ash]

Regarding the Advice of @Otis Mallebrok:

(1) Watch all the pornography you want but don't air your business publicly. Porn and horn is like pissing and shitting, just do it and don't mention it in polite company.
(2) Agree, offline hobbies are healthy.
(3) True, that applies to all people.
(4) This is gay, respect mom (and dad, and the rest of your family) if they deserve it; but unless those kids are yours, they are insignificant.
(5) Get a job you like, clean your room if you want, definitely work out. Above all else, do not sell yourself or compromise what you believe in, that is what separates men from fags. Remember, men are individuals, fags are commies.
(6) You can be a fag, but instead of kitty snatch, you will get Bubba's stick of truth.
(7) Solid gold advice, I have always thought this to be common sense, perhaps I was wrong.

PS to Incels: If your goal is to get laid, just find a legal place to do so, it's on planet earth, I promise. You do not need a space-cruiser that is capable of ludicrous speed to get what you want. Just some cash, yes you will need a job if you don't have cash, and the will and common sense to travel to parts unknown. If you are too lazy or scared to do so, man up or shut up, I wish I could be more gentle, but tough love is what you need.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

(1) Watch all the pornography you want but don't air your business publicly. Porn and horn is like pissing and shitting, just do it and don't mention it in polite company.

Wrong. Pornography is actively harmful to both the producer and the cumsoomer. Porn makes people into coombrained degenerates. And its very disgusting. Half of the lolcows on this site are terminally online pornography addicts.