Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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An off-topic question here. But I'm genuinely curious, why are trannies so obsessed with ratios? What does it do for them to see silly little numbers on the screen? It's so fucking weird and autistic that they consider it an "own".

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That Heike_Leftwaffe person is pretty weird too, take a look at their reply history lol

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

So horrifying, they needed a spoiler.

Spoiler: You've been warned

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I've always had a hard time looking at human gore and medical procedures, but this tranny's "labia neo-majora's mask" or whatever the fuck is stuck in that zipper is fucking hilarious. I think I've finally gone past peaking and don't actually associate these things as human anymore.

 

[glass_houses]

I've always had a hard time looking at human gore and medical procedures, but this tranny's "labia neo-majora's mask" or whatever the fuck is stuck in that zipper is fucking hilarious. I think I've finally gone past peaking and don't actually associate these things as human anymore.

It's very much like looking at plastic surgery addicted women complaining on Instagram that their 3000cc breast implant has burst and gotten infected. I'm all for women having reconstructive surgery for injuries or malformation, but past a certain point it's clear that it's all for the coom and I lose all sympathy. Similarly, I feel sorry for transexuals who have genuine lifelong severe body dysphoria, but porn addicted troons get what they deserve.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Just storing my funnies. Sorry if some of these have already been posted..

I love this thread.

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It's never enough. You can affirm and accept a troon as much as you want, you'll still wind up being guilty of something or other that makes the troon second-guess everything. They don't outright call you a transphobe but bottom line they do think you're actively being transphobic towards them.

What fucking more can you ask from people? You cannot invade their mind and force them to truly believe that you have changed your gender, just because you may legally have changed your name and have gotten surgery. Fundamentally, you are still a man and you will always fault others for knowing that truth.
No wonder so many troons end up killing themselves, because regardless of what you say or do, at the end of the day they are mentally ill and transitioning doesn't fix the underlying, true problem.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's never enough. You can affirm and accept a troon as much as you want, you'll still wind up being guilty of something or other that makes the troon second-guess everything. They don't outright call you a transphobe but bottom line they do think you're actively being transphobic towards them.

What fucking more can you ask from people? You cannot invade their mind and force them to truly believe that you have changed your gender, just because you may legally have changed your name and have gotten surgery. Fundamentally, you are still a man and you will always fault others for knowing that truth.
No wonder so many troons end up killing themselves, because regardless of what you say or do, at the end of the day they are mentally ill and transitioning doesn't fix the underlying, true problem.

It’s blame-shifting. He saw those photos of awkward-looking square-jawed troons and thought, “But that won’t happen to me.” He chose to believe the propaganda. And now he realises he was wrong, but he can’t accept that. So it’s the entire world’s fault instead.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Spoiler: text

I hate being trans and autistic. I finally woke up from a 15 year long coma with no emotions to a life that's constant pain and suffering. I'm never going to be seen as a woman. Even as an egg, nobody liked me because I was too autistic and different. I'm too scared to go back to work because I don't want to go into burnout again. Im too scared to leave the house because I'm tall and ugly. I can't even take care of myself properly when I'm given help, and I'm not talented enough to be a good writer no matter how hard I work because I'm too autistic to write good dialogue, much less emotional sublety. And I'm too messed up from my past to ever be loved by anyone or to give them a life they deserve

I'm so tired every single day; getting though the day, even doing nothing, is exhausting and unfulfilling. I'm not living for anything anymore. There is no future. And I'm going to die to fascism or climate change anyways. I feel like I'm only living to placate my family, but I'm still a massive burden to them.

My existence contributes nothing and I'm worthless as a human being. I deserve to die, but don't have the guts to kill myself.

I just want to die peacefully in my sleep. Please just let me die in peace

Short quote from above.

There is no future. And I'm going to die to fascism or climate change anyways. I feel like I'm only living to placate my family, but I'm still a massive burden to them.

True intersectionality here. This guy has it all.
Autism, castration, "fascism", climate change, suicide.

 

[Pooplord69]

I hate when you spot a tranny and excitedly point it out to whomever you're with, and they don't believe you because they're a normie who doesn't use KF, but you know you're right, but you can't get into how you know without sounding like a crazy person (I'm referring to TIFs here, of course. Most people can spot a TIM, whether or not they admit it).

I was pretty disappointed when no one noticed the tranny Barbie in the movie when it was quite obvious (the voice, the Adams apple, the build).

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

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He should call himself Luna.
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"When they clock ya, hey!
as a man now.
Time to head home,
for a cryyyy!
It's a good time, yeah
for a great pill din-ner,
Get the rope oooooooout...

YOU'LL ACK TONIIIIIGHT!
C'mon "lady", ACK tonight."

 

[SpinelessArtist]

I was pretty disappointed when no one noticed the tranny Barbie in the movie when it was quite obvious (the voice, the Adams apple, the build).

Lmao same. Was expecting everyone to be talking about it once that awful movie was finally over but saw maybe one person complaining online. The Adam's apple and face structure immediately gave it away.

The funniest thing is that in my language's dub they actually got a guy to voice him so it was stupidly easy to spot the tranny, so it only confirmed my previous suspicions Oh how I wish to have that ignorant normie life back.

 

[ThicClaw]

Lmao




Here's one that jumped the gun, realized they aren't a dood, and is afraid to detrans because of a "stigma". What better place to ask for help than Reddit!


This one is just funny to me.


The power trip these faggots feel...


Started second guessing and, hold the phone.... another saying get help first???

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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Spoiler: text

I hate being trans and autistic. I finally woke up from a 15 year long coma with no emotions to a life that's constant pain and suffering. I'm never going to be seen as a woman. Even as an egg, nobody liked me because I was too autistic and different. I'm too scared to go back to work because I don't want to go into burnout again. Im too scared to leave the house because I'm tall and ugly. I can't even take care of myself properly when I'm given help, and I'm not talented enough to be a good writer no matter how hard I work because I'm too autistic to write good dialogue, much less emotional sublety. And I'm too messed up from my past to ever be loved by anyone or to give them a life they deserve

I'm so tired every single day; getting though the day, even doing nothing, is exhausting and unfulfilling. I'm not living for anything anymore. There is no future. And I'm going to die to fascism or climate change anyways. I feel like I'm only living to placate my family, but I'm still a massive burden to them.

My existence contributes nothing and I'm worthless as a human being. I deserve to die, but don't have the guts to kill myself.

I just want to die peacefully in my sleep. Please just let me die in peace

Short quote from above.


True intersectionality here. This guy has it all.
Autism, castration, "fascism", climate change, suicide.

This kid is going places


Not good places, but... places.

 

[XANA]

That fiancee is lucky to have escaped when she did. I love how the tranny is mad that the ex-fiancee broke up with him and expected her to be ok with a huge life change.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This kid is going places

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Not good places, but... places.
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How many levels of fucked up simulacrum can there be in one post?

A redditor posts about a tiktok where a girl does advanced costume makeup to make herself look like another girl who her boyfriend wanted in the past and the 6'4 MegaTroon wishes he could emulate this.

I count 5 layers.

 

[ThicClaw]

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That fiancee is lucky to have escaped when she did. I love how the tranny is mad that the ex-fiancee broke up with him and expected her to be ok with a huge life change.

"I had a dog together..."

oops, little slip there revealing who's on his mind the most.

cis people are so cruel

this nigger threw 10 years away. She spent 10 years of her life with the man, not the freak you decided to be. I don't doubt that not once did he consider his fiancee in the least. No talking about it, just him prancing around announcing it, and when it became a reality she bailed.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

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That fiancee is lucky to have escaped when she did. I love how the tranny is mad that the ex-fiancee broke up with him and expected her to be ok with a huge life change.

God, the hypocrisy on the first one. The Reddit hivemind loves no contact and thinks it's fine in any situation. Aside from when your fiancé develops a mental disorder from porn addiction. Then you're an evil cissie.

I mean, it's objectively the right move. Intimate partner violence is a huge danger for women, so when a lady's partner decides to take exogenous hormones that are known to cause drastic changes in mood, she's totally justified in getting the fuck out immediately.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

I may have previously mentioned that men pee sitting down for various non sexual non ideological reasons all the time.

Maybe their legs hurt, maybe they feel a fart coming on and want to be on the safe side etc etc.

And of course, men pay zero attention to what some other man is doing in the stall, unless there's some commotion.

There are seven comments of commiseration. Sample:

... but not one understands the simple reasons no man will bother her in that situation. Or examine the situation closely enough to clock her.

Because they are not men, will never be men, cannot convincingly think like men.

 

[Next Task]

TiF thinks the girl wants her phone number. Prepares to politely decline.

It's interesting to see how often these supposedly terrified little lambs think everyone wants to date/fuck them. Almost as if they have an autistic inability to read social cues, large mood swings between being anxious about passing vs. thinking everyone else is in on their fetish, and underneath it all a certainty that they're the central character. Three traits that all troons have, all correlating with certain mental conditions and dark triad traits, yet this being a mental issue cannot ever be discussed.

I think I'm doing a noooticing.

Hahaha fuck offff, I refuse to believe this is legit. If this is real, the last thing these people need to be doing is taking drugs.

Yet they all do. Legitimately all troons seem to love all the drugs. The only times they aren't taking other drugs besides their hormones is when they're using being an addict as another point of victimhood as a weapon - see Lucas and his very fake trip to rehab and his 'How dare you say that to an addict!' posturing. It makes sense, considering how much they hate reality, that they'd constantly be taking things that take them out of it.

I was pretty disappointed when no one noticed the tranny Barbie in the movie when it was quite obvious (the voice, the Adams apple, the build).

People noticed, but fortunately for him it was overshadowed by all the other gender bullshit that swamped the movie. I actually loved a lot of the film, but having a tranny Barbie really does undercut the Patriarchy Bad messaging when it's at its most hamfisted rather than played for 90s-era laughs, which makes it far easier to tolerate. Slap a wig on a Ken sub-Alan and he becomes a Barbie, and you can't ask questions or you're a bigot. Every night's a girls' night? Not when Troon Barbie is around! He's a nullo, so even having no genitals is part of his fetish!

 

[Roland TB-303]

These people are so fucking MISERABLE it’s hilarious. They treat their mental illness with snake oil and blame everyone else when they start spiralling. Then the 41% is just a matter of time.

 

[Duck & Cover]

How many levels of fucked up simulacrum can there be in one post?

A redditor posts about a tiktok where a girl does advanced costume makeup to make herself look like another girl who her boyfriend wanted in the past and the 6'4 MegaTroon wishes he could emulate this.

I count 5 layers.

The way I read it, the tiktoker had the costume makeup to look like a cartoon character (as I imagine she can't know what the crush's makeup or mimicking her face structure) and the boyfriend thought it cute I'd hope so.

It's about as freaky as cosplaying Princess Lea in the bedroom.

 

[Rick The Stick]

In an age where everyone seems to agree that its harder than ever to make a connection and establish a good, healthy relationship with someone you truly care for; it will never not be funny that these troons will immediately throw years or even decades down the drain because they suddenly woke up one day and felt they were in the wrong body.

Wives, husbands, kids and parents. All gone in an instant because you decided that your wife is now a lesbian or your husband is now a faggot. All so you can live out your deviant fetishes 24/7 and not he called out for the pathetic, mentally ill porn addict you are.

And not a one of them is self aware enough to even slightly consider their partners position. Instead it's always their evil partners fault for their massive regret and self hatred. It's their parents fault for why they're incapable of functioning as an adult. It's God's fault, who they don't believe in btw.

It's truly amazing that these fucking freaks have managed to hold society hostage they way they do. Because even a casual glance at this thread, or even just scrolling through your own Twitter, should be enough to make any semi normal person do a full 360 and walk out.

Not even niggers have managed to truly grab society by the short hairs the way troons have. And they've been at it for 300 years.