8/18/2023 The Fuck Cozy Festival - Will Ralph shart himself like he did last festival?

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This shit is straight garbage !! Ralph gets automatic L for having Podawful and keeping him for more then 5 minutes, Porsalin is boring asf like usual and anti-kino, Baked is still faggot no matter what, Salvo needs to shave and get a haircut, Jaden needs to go away since his 15 minutes of fame is beyond over. This is turning to Kino Casino 2.0 which is just "fuck fuentes and cozy" minus Ralph segment on repeat.
 
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Miguel Sanchez said:
This shit is straight garbage !! Ralph gets automatic L for having Podawful and keeping him for more then 5 minutes, Porsalin is boring asf like usual and anti-kino, Baked is still faggot no matter what, Salvo needs to shave and get a haircut, Jaden needs to go away since his 15 minutes of fame is beyond over. This is turning to Kino Casino 2.0 which is just "fuck fuentes and cozy" minus Ralph segment on repeat.
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not wrong. Jaden is boring as fuck. Porsalin is interesting when its more of a 1 on 1
 
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Sam Losco said:
I tuned in while Jesse was on. Jesse not even stopping to breathe combined with the TTS and the TTS playing nigger music, I tapped after about 5 minutes. Unbearable. This coming from someone that used to snipe Ralph.
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The best of Jesse's content has you going "that was funny, but..." i.e. he fucked it up, he did something unfunny/weird, he threw a hissy fit like a child, etc. He's the Caveat King. For example, his Salvo bit was funny but to get to that you have to endure Jesse doing his "comedy" routine.

Also I doubt he even came up with this idea himself - PodAwful been around since before 2009, only when he met his Twitter group did he become anything other than a unfunny joke and a failure; I'd argue he is still the former, a little less of the latter.
 
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Just started it up to look for Null-interview.
What's the Andean flute song he's playing ("Real Beardson Anthem)? It's pretty groovy.
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
The best of Jesse's content has you going "that was funny, but..." i.e. he fucked it up, he did something unfunny/weird, he threw a hissy fit like a child, etc. He's the Caveat King. For example, his Salvo bit was funny but to get to that you have to endure Jesse doing his "comedy" routine.

Also I doubt he even came up with this idea himself - PodAwful been around since before 2009, only when he met his Twitter group did he become anything other than a unfunny joke and a failure; I'd argue he is still the former, a little less of the latter.
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My problem with Jessie is that he could legit be a funny guy, but he ruins his bits by stretching them out to the point they are not funny, and the soundboard and the annoying laugh—if he just changed it up a little and knew when to move on from a joke, he could be a listenable guy.
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
PodAwful been around since before 2009
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the only exposure people on this side of the internet have of him are his appearances like this. never have i been implored to seek out his own content. he seems pretty quick witted, but insufferable. i like his set up though. hes in some bladerunner spaceship, y2k graphics flashing on every screen.
 
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Rudy Coleman said:
Now that the josh segment is over, what did i think of it?
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Ralph asleep.gif
 
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Well, I was hoping we'd see a shimmer of that 2018 Ralph but it seems that just like every other reboot, we only get the watered down snoozefest version. I'll be fair though and say it's probably not 100% Ralph as his show back in the day was mostly successful due to it's novelty at the time, plus the cast of eccentric characters that roll through as guests. However, when the high-point so far has been a pre-recorded interview with that broke dick pdf Jawshua Conner Moon, owner of the Karen faggot farms that up until 2 weeks ago he was sworn blood enemies with, that's when you know it's a bust.
 
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An audio archive of today's interview between @Null and Ralph.

Key highlights:

-Discussion of the future of Nicky boy
-Discussion of recent shut down of anon hosting service and soyjack due to CP forcing
-Jersh discussing the potential of introducing a screening system to prevent the uploading of CP
-Discussion of organized attacks against alternative platforms via CP
-Ralph Apologises to Null over the Keffals support debacle
-Ralph shows self awareness on his previous shitty actions and how far they went


00:00 Introduction
01:08 The Trajectory of a Prominent Figure
04:37 The Challenges and Disdain
15:41 The Facetious Motivation
26:17 The Illusion of Integration
28:03 The Art of Lying
30:11 The Impact of Blatant Hatred
44:05 The Future of Cozy
46:37 The Rise and Challenges of Youth
48:26 The Bitterness and Disconnection
51:30 The Siloed Tenor
01:01:27 The Legal Maneuver
01:04:05 The Importance of Net Neutrality
01:09:50 The Persistence of Abuse
01:13:01 The Future of Internet Anonymity

 
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Strasse said:
An audio archive of today's interview between @Null and Ralph.

Key highlights:

-Discussion of the future of Nicky boy
-Discussion of recent shut down of anon hosting service and soyjack due to CP forcing
-Jersh discussing the potential of introducing a screening system to prevent the uploading of CP
-Discussion of organized attacks against alternative platforms via CP
-Ralph Apologises to Null over the Keffals support debacle
-Ralph shows self awareness on his previous shitty actions and how far they went
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Cheers friend, now I dont have to watch the rest of it
 
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