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First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
 
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It's sad to say, but that' is the competition that is so threatening to modern woman. They'll immediately snap with
"Oh will a doll do your laundry? Will it cook and clean? Will it welcome you home? Will it take care of your kids? HMMMM?" to which any guy who's met the modern woman can only say "Of course not, but you won't either."
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They are still working on it

 
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theft of government property

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because you are a whore
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Oh, wait, you thought that was my story? Oh, lol, no. I was just joking about the irony of men complaining about women's lack of compassion when a man shows vulnerability. :biggrin:

(But that was kind of you; thank you, and back to shit posting!)
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It was not about a lack of compassion but a lack of attraction. Hence why your analogy totally fails because men are not put-off by women showing weakness, quite the opposite in most cases, especially when you where talking about an abusive rapist, he would most likely get rock hard from watching her crying and having a mental breakdown.

This is just how it is, women are put-off by weakness, incompetency and lack of status. No mater how much they may lie about it to others or even themselves.
Men are manly put-off by unhealthy women since their main criteria is health. If you don't like it, try suing mother nature.
 
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First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
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Okay, so, you think cock vore is pretty great, and you get off to it all the time (if not, why are you reading this?), but you can never do it IRL... right? Wrong. I have discovered that it is in fact quite possible, though quite difficult, and definitely worth the effort, so here's how you do it.

FINDING AND CARING FOR YOUR VICTIMS Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is just about the cruelest thing you can ever do to a creature. It's basically torture, so if you're a hippie, buddhist, or a buddhist hippie, you should probably turn back now. Well basically the only creature you're gonna be able to do this with is an earthworm and possibly some other types of worms, but I suggest just using an earthworm. So first you're gonna want a container filled with soil; any soil will do. Go out some time after a heavy rain and search for worms. They often get stranded on solid surfaces (like sidewalks) and you should be able to find some pretty easily, even in a big city (just go somewhere near a park). Put the worms in the container of soil and make sure the soil stays moist, or the worms will die. You can keep your worms in the container for pretty much their entire natural lifetime as long as you remember to periodically add water.

WHAT YOU WILL NEED Obviously worms, and soil. You will need something that burns the worms when it touches their skin but doesn't burn you. There are quite a few substances like this, I personally use Lubriderm skin moisturizer (it also works great as anal lube, if you're into that kind of thing). If you don't have any skin moisturizer you could probably make a paste from salt and water that would do the trick (it should be fairly thick). Lastly you will need running water.

DOING THE DEED And so we come to it at last. You have everything you need assembled, and the worms are quivering in their dirt. You are ready.

Okay, so, worms hate salt—it burns their skin and causes them a great deal of pain. The problem is, when you are aroused (which I assume you will be) your penis tends to ooze slightly, and this just happens to be salty. What you need to do is shoot some pressurized water into your cock. If you can't figure out a way to do that, it's still possible (though slightly harder) to cock vore the worm. Now examine your worm. You will notice that it has a rough surface on its very long belly. It uses this to move, but you're going to use it to force the worm into your cock. Make sure you have the skin moisturizer or salt paste nearby. Now, push the worm's head into the tip of your penis, using the rough surface on its belly to force it in. This will be quite difficult as the worm will do everything in its power to get out, so it could take a few tries. Keep pushing it in until you feel a slight bit of pain, this means it has reached the muscles at the tip of your penis. Now hold the worm firmly in place. Make sure it doesn't, and cannot, easily get out of your penis. Apply the worm irritant to the entire worm's body and, if done right, it will try to escape the irritant through the only path available: your penis. Keep applying the irritant, as the worm will secrete an ooze that will separate the irritant from its skin; if you stop applying the irritant, the worm will try to get out.

That's it, folks. Enjoy your cock vore. I know I did, and hohoho, did I ever enjoy it.

One last thing, though. The worm cannot survive exposure to the irritant for prolonged periods of time, so if you fail to get the worm to enter your cock you should immediately wash the irritant off of it.

Furthermore, the worm will likely not survive more than 2 attempts, so if you fail twice you should put the worm back in the soil and give it a few days to recover before trying again with that worm.

Remember, forcing an unwilling creature to enter your cock is quite difficult. Don't expect it to work on the first try, but when you finally succeed the victory will be all the sweeter for all the effort you put in.

Have fun, boys ;)
 
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Golden Face said:
funny that this thread has way more misogyny than the manhate thread has misandry. almost all the posts in the manhate thread are men arguing about it. meanwhile im not seeing many female users complaining and shitting up this thread tho.
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Seems to be about the same amount of hate in both from my browsing. The only difference is the people shitting this thread are white knights instead of just autists reeing.
 
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