Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Ron: 2
Nick: 0

I don't like KickVic but the scoreboard is the scoreboard and I'm going to laugh at it.

God I both love and hate the idea of Toye just tweeting "scoreboard" at Nick. It'd fucking suck because it's just a reminder that they nearly destroyed Vic's career and got away with it, but goddamn the visual of Nick seething hard in Locals or Discord because Toye gets a one word nuke to drop is just the funniest thing possible.

So the whole thing about them being best buddies their whole life is just bullshit? He was just one of Rekieta's college pals who came from out of nowhere to save his arse from getting cancelled when someone discovered a pic of Rekieta in blackface? He hadn't been in touch with the guy for 10+ years at that point?

Man, is ANYTHING Nick Rekieta says true?

I have a niggling memory of Nick saying that Drexel was treated as his mom's second son growing up. I can honestly believe that they knew eachother growing up, fell in and out of touch during the college years, and reconnected because of the blackface pic making the rounds. Nick absolutely uses Drex as his "It's not racist!" card, but I have no reason to believe the friendship and history isn't mostly genuine. Now, Drex's personal history is a whole nother thing. It's doubtful that anything he says can be trusted to be true to life.

 

[beautiful person]

Why would you think that? Definitely post Vic stuff.

Idk, I feel like I remember a certain prominent user in the thread telling people not to post Vic legal stuff here.

Jamie Marchi also overreached by calling the picture "shit face" and it led to a lot of people asking if she felt black people were skinskins. That was funny.

Lol, I love it when posturing wokies let the mask slip.

Nick's degeneracy is because of Nick. There is just no blaming black sidekick for his degeneracy. That's all on him.

Yeah, I always took the perv black-kick as a sign of what Nick is willing to tolerate in his own personal life. Turns out he also actively engages in it.

 

[PlumpPimp]

FYI, Nick appears in the opening of the new Netflix documentary Depp v Heard.

 

[Captain Manning]

FYI, Nick appears in the opening of the new Netflix documentary Depp v Heard.

Is it content tailor made for the documentary, or are they just using clips of his coverage of the case?

EDIT: Because if it's the former, I see no way he'd initiate legal action.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Caught this fun little exchange live in LOCALS and just now had time to post it:

Spoiler: Why LOCALS is so dead

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Caught this fun little exchange live in LOCALS and just now had time to post it:

There's nothing attached to your post right now. Which is fitting in some way because saying nothing is probably more intelligent than anything being said in that chat room.

 

[Sam Losco]

There's nothing attached to your post right now. Which is fitting in some way because saying nothing is probably more intelligent than anything being said in that chat room.

Screenshots showing up for me. Probably just the site being shitty.

 

[Captain Manning]

I challenge anybody here to post ONE intelligent thing Still-Life has ever said.

ONE.

Maybe Cynthia is a cunt, but the major difference between her and Still-Life is that Cynthia dared to criticize Rekieta, whereas Still-Life's sthick is to fed-post all day long. And yet, only the former gets yeeted. Funny how that works.

Also, his name is MAP_Hanger? MAP? Really?
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I don't think I need to say anything, do I?

 

[PlumpPimp]

Is it content tailor made for the documentary, or are they just using clips of his coverage of the case?

EDIT: Because if it's the former, I see no way he'd initiate legal action.

Content that they scraped from his VODs. Amusingly he was one of the few social media commentators that was never referenced again.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Also, his name is MAP_Hanger? MAP? Really?
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I don't think I need to say anything, do I?

I'm not sure I follow the logic here. I'd assume his name is MAP Hanger, as in he wants to noose pedos.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm not sure I follow the logic here. I'd assume his name is MAP Hanger, as in he wants to noose pedos.

I interpreted it was a storage places for MAPs (like an aircraft hanger), but I concede your interpretation may be the correct one. I certainly hope so.

I'm also probably a little on edge now with Vito being in the mix.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I interpreted it was a storage places for MAPs (like an aircraft hanger), but I concede your interpretation may be the correct one. I certainly hope so.

I'm also probably a little on edge now with Vito being in the mix.

I think it's like he said, that he wants to "hang maps" since nick used to do the "to the wall" or "kill in minecraft" bits about maps, I really wonder how that guy feels about choosing that nickname now that Nick is openly boosting Vito because he wants to make some sort of gang with Masterson and Vito.
everytime I think Nick can't get more scummier or fall further he surprises me, having Vito as a normal guest made me a little sick

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Going slightly out of order because the next chat spans a week. Going to grab Nick conversation first, then scan through it.


Nick delays the last pre-Houston show and reactions:

Spoiler: Seething

TracyRGordon​

Nick is gonna stream tonight?? WOW!!

RekietaLaw​	PuSHED BACK TO 1AM CENTRAL
azy5030​	...
SirVieVal​	the. fuck
RRRs​	That’s GAY!
Ann_B​	That's even better for me, but probably worse for others

Ann_B​

Nothing will be consistent with him on vacation

ThisJustinCase​	He's blaming gosney
ThisJustinCase​	Tsk tsk
RRRs​	Rek is blaming Gosney? Rekieta is simping.
GrouchyOldGeezer​	doesn't precisely apply, but it's the first time in a while we've gone this long without a show
GrouchyOldGeezer​	is he on with the Gos rn?
ThisJustinCase​	They're at a steak house lol
GrouchyOldGeezer​	this bigot

ThisJustinCase​

I could nap and catch the show, but watch him cancel the it

AgBiochemist​

Does anyone remember the last he was in Florida and we got a super late night locals walk around the block stream? Fun times lol

TracyRGordon​

WTF Nick? This is beyond late.,.

Funny enough to clip out separate:

BillDozer74​

I ain’t mad. Nick puts a lot into the show.

Nick cannot get his show links correct:

Spoiler: He puts in so much work

angi_harrover​

Thought he was doing it at 11:30pm rumble says 1am that's still an hour from now and would be 2am est.

EndUser​

Nick's shit faced again is my bet

angi_harrover​

Ok @RekietaLaw said 11:30 pm central time Rumble says 1am central time its currently Midnight central time. Which is an hour away when is it really supposed to bd?

azy5030​	ooooo the time changed to 1230 on YT
jcornman24​	Twitter Nick says 1am

Rob_Law_9000​	R.I.P. working class
BillDozer74​	I ain’t mad. Nick puts a lot into the show.

angi_harrover​	Which is it because that would be 2am eastern time
Rob_Law_9000​	This is one benefit of living on the west coast

jcornman24​	1am central
MotzieM​	good night then
BillDozer74​	Brag much? Lol
angi_harrover​	Ugh well then Night Nick catch the replays

jcornman24​	And we all know that really means 1:30
Rob_Law_9000​	One of the only benefits.

BobbleheadFarm​

1am central? He better be drunk

BillDozer74​

Sloppy Rackets.

DnLMentors​

am 10 PM show ppushed back to 1 AM??? Wow the grift is king

furbyslayer​

11 30 central = 1 am central to this dingus..

Gosney is gay? Cuck Jokes made it to LOCALS?

Spoiler: I thought only prude incels made these jokes?

GrouchyOldGeezer​

given he's eating Gosney's meat right now, hotel probably

Mr--K​

bet steves loving it

GrouchyOldGeezer​

the only question will be whether Lady R or Drex will be in the cuck chair

Mr--K​	definitely Drexel
jcornman24​	I need Nick to educate me on how the atf is cucking us yet again

Nick's (10-minute) pre-show announcement and excuses:

Spoiler: He asks for mods to do favours? He could just... edit the stream announcement time...

RekietaLaw​

JUST GOT BACK

azy5030​	HE LIVES
RekietaLaw​	Hitting bathroom and starting
Mr--K​	you been lurking for 10 minutes

-geg-​

Good, another five minutes and these faggot simps would be drinking their own piss

RekietaLaw​

If any mods are in chat, please let people know

Kladex​	There are mods here?
-geg-​	see? These gaggers are desperate to swallow
RekietaLaw​	We allow gays
BobbleheadFarm​	Hey everybody, Nick is back, he'll be on in another hour or so.

RekietaLaw​

I did not expect a 4 hour dinner

Mr--K​

he had to tell you about his book(s)

MrMemeyagi​

Pretty sure gosney wrote a new book during that 4 hour dinner

A story about cops being out for you, and Still-Life spergery at the end:

Spoiler: He was envious of my GF! It's totally true...

BillDozer74​	I got fucked for my first ever speeding ticket tho. Highway patrol clocked me on a country highway with no one for miles. Wasn’t paying attention and ended up clocked at 82 in a 55. Bout threw up when he told me that.
SirVieVal​	Oh I've been fucked with by cops. Had one that really had it out for me
SirVieVal​	Turns out it was because I started dating a girl he would pull over and flirt with. Turns out he was under investigation for soliciting sexual favors in exchange for leniency in pull overs with girls who matched my girlfriwnds demographic.Turns out that turning in a letter to his boss listing his interactions with both you and you girlfriend, identifying her a a blond female matching his "type" and telling thm you're giving a copy to the heriff and your lawyer....gets him to leave you alone
SirVieVal​	Every time I saw him ahead on the road, instead of pulling me over, he turned around and went the opposite direction
SirVieVal​	Cause his lawyer told him he fucking better do that
BillDozer74​	Had to make an appearance in court for the fuckin thing. Was clocked in the wrong county.
BillDozer74​	Oh snap.
SirVieVal​	Yeah. He had pulled her over 14 times in a year and never ticketed hr
SirVieVal​	He pulled me over 6 times in the 3 months since he first pulled us over together, and ticketed me every time
--Still--Life--​	One time I pulled over a cop and asked him where he was going but he had a gun so I shot him in the face.
--Still--Life--​	CLeared of all charges

The fedposter and schizo?

Spoiler: Match made in heaven or hell?

icancook​

OBEY THE TRAFFIC LAWS

--Still--Life--​

Listen bitch, I'm the Gorilla dick daddy and this daddy dick is HUNGRY. So you've got about to seconds to get your ass ofer here ans if you don't blow me RIGHT, I might kill you.

 

[beautiful person]

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Lmao, smug-lawyer Nick is funny now that we know that he's barely even a lawyer and that he's never even been very good at being a lawyer.

 

[Sewer Rat]

the same names repeat always on every Locals post, I wonder if he lost most of his subscribers and those are the ones left, or if he still has a ton, but they just don't post.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The Nose guard appears to quell malcontent:

Spoiler: Must protecc

azy5030​	@RekietaLaw senpai notice me. I stayed up for you. Where are you UwU
TracyRGordon​	Seriously!! You scheduled this!!
Nate490​	@RekietaLaw where you at fuck boi
EternalHex​	It's supposed to be a 1am show, he said just before 11:30, and you know he's gonna run late because he's a black lawyer, and therefore incapable of EVER being on time

-geg-​

Look at all you whores desperate to deepthroat Nick... just hang on a minute you'll get your mouth full soon. Jesus.

BobbleheadFarm​

so what's your excuse?

-geg-​

I just got here but i'm not hungry for lawyer cock

LWMcReynolds​

gaiboi always overpromises and underdelivers

Kritikal​

Wait, Nick didn't even show up for his show?

EternalHex​

Of course you're here.. There's a reason to bitch about Nick more..

Kritikal​

Come on simps.. let's go. Defend your queen.

-geg-​

@CGoody how do you put up with these simps night after night

MrMemeyagi​

Do you touch yourself to people defending Nick, cos you seem desperate for it

-geg-​

@RekietaLaw man you need to feed these gaggers some of your lawyer cock they're going fucking mental for your jock.

azy5030​

God damnit the lawyer is peeing

EternalHex​

Note: That Kritikal guy instantly vanished like a fucking government check in the projects as soon as Nick showed up. XD

MrMemeyagi​

I can't tell if you're trolling or just hate chat but that is your main source of joy

Kladex​

What, you suspect Charlie is one of us?

EternalHex​	Not Moist Critical.. A dude that does nothing but bitch about Nick, and if Nick shows up just "poof"
Kladex​	Ah! right I've seen that guy here

-geg-​

NEVER APOLOGIZE NICK

EternalHex​

Yes, but black people and lawyers are both always late. And since he is both.. Well, I don't feel I need to elaborate.

Alex Jones on Crowder?

Spoiler: Crowder will KILL Jones' show... Somehow...

SteveAutism​

What’s this shit about Alex Jones joining Croawders mug club shit??

MrMemeyagi​

Alex Jones joined Crowders mug club thing

-geg-​

Crowder announced that he is going to re-platform people who have been deplatformed, like Alex Jones, Hodge Twins, and more

SteveAutism​

Ohhh fucking hell. Seriously??? Well there went Alex Jones

-geg-​

Calm down faggot, it's just one Friday show a week, in addition to InfoWars

dumb_beard​

Alex Jones is so watered down on Crowder's show.

dumb_beard​

I wonder what kind of stipulations he puts on him

Expert legal knowledge

Spoiler: Real scholars

azy5030​

all gun laws are an infringement

MrBentham​

Permits are infringements

phanse​

Time to issue permits to news and media and see how fast that gets overturned

SinisterGoon​	Just like they can track all reporters and religions
wzombie​	Didn't they already fuck up Chevron with that EPA case they just had?

ATFisBigGay​

It's crazy we have a government agency dedicated to removing a constitutional right.

phanse​

I thought that was all government agencies

azy5030​	im just saying the germans invented serializing guns in the 1930's
SinisterGoon​	The fuckers demanding universal background checks are the same fuckers that say ID to vote is racist.

MrStirFry99​

last i checked, the 2A covers ARM[aments], but solely "guns."

DethangelsShadow​

Nothing in the Constitution of the Bill of Rights says what the people cannot do... They all say what Congress "shall not" do.

Mandy grabbing attention

Mandy_K​

no iw as hit by a car on the 24thm truck was totaled and my back is injured

MattHTX43​

Oh yikes! Feel better, Mandy!

Mandy_K​

my lawyer is making things move forward but its gonna be slow

Mandy_K​

my lawyer is sending me uber rides to therapy and home so she's been very helpful so far

QTNA: What LOCALS needs to know

phanse​

Can I still go Home Depot and make shotgun like used in Japan to kill former PM and still be ok under new rules?

Mr--K​

Could a state grant immunity to its residents from the atf for prosecution of any laws the state has not itself passed regarding possesion of firearms?

JulianDelphiki​

Nick, if the lower is a gun then the gun manufacturers buy guns they don't make them.

Scientists in chat:

Spoiler: They could build rail guns

sanglant​

for a railgun, you need almost perfect shot to shot consistentcy to each shot,

phanse​	So meetering and regulator to set pressure and volume at constant level
azy5030​	thermodynamics takes issue with this

sanglant​

to match the timing of the coils

phanse​

Feedback loop of current speed and position of projectile can on fly keep coils in sync with projectile

sanglant​

yes, but small losses because of delay

phanse​

Could minimize with productive models

What a simp fan and lazy Nick:

I assume Nick was bitching about not having another monitor.

BenSC​

@RekietaLaw - I will be at hotel Thurs-Mon and will have spare screen if you want to borrow..

sanglant​

dey sell laptop monitors now 24 and 27 too

phanse​

Portable USB monitors

 

[Retink Retunk]

I interpreted it was a storage places for MAPs (like an aircraft hanger), but I concede your interpretation may be the correct one. I certainly hope so.

I'm also probably a little on edge now with Vito being in the mix.

I think it's like he said, that he wants to "hang maps" since nick used to do the "to the wall" or "kill in minecraft" bits about maps, I really wonder how that guy feels about choosing that nickname now that Nick is openly boosting Vito because he wants to make some sort of gang with Masterson and Vito.
everytime I think Nick can't get more scummier or fall further he surprises me, having Vito as a normal guest made me a little sick

One defense Nick used for the wall thing was that he meant to hang them (their picture) on the wall of shame, which is what I think it comes from. Though Nick also is a little too giddy about the term "MAP" which cheapens the impact of what people like Vito are, which is disgusting pedos. I remember in one stream where he had Shad (Sword guy not pedo artist) on he giggled and asked Shad what he thought about "MAPs", Shad being a normal person thought Nick was asking about cartography and went onto talk about how much he loves them and thinks they're cool to look at. It's a weird joke to pull on a person considering the topic, but then again it's in line with the humor of Dax publicly tweeting at Doug Tenaple about how he loves masturbating to lolicon or some dumb shit to spite Josh.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

More great constitutional musings:

Spoiler: The great legal minds

TMFSquid​

The feds always find a way, the feds forced the states to make the drinking age 21 by withholding fed funding to highways until they did it. Money always wins

MrStirFry99​

New Hampshire did the same. local/state can not enforce any fed law that is contrary to state law and can not help the feds.

TMFSquid​	Yep, taxation is theft
phanse​	We need serial numbers for all churches and press. Just do background check and get license so we can track back any crimes

TMFSquid​

Especially yearly personal property taxes, the government shouldn't be able to sieze my home or car because I didn't pay them rent every year,

Horny posting (by one dude) and breaking TOS:

Spoiler: NSFW

TMFSquid​

Boobs

[IMAGE HERE]

Posted over 20 images in a wall of degeneracy in 15 minutes

wzombie​
wzombie​	sorry
wzombie​	sorry

MrStirFry99​	one rule bruv. lol
phanse​	You can delete your own post

Last message above posted at 0346 Central USA

TMFSquid​	No vag here dipshit, that's the one rule, plus no exposed titties
MrStirFry99​	ZOMBIE. NO!. one rule.
MrStirFry99​	you'll get chat flagged
wzombie​	is test
TMFSquid​	But also, I need the sauce
MrStirFry99​	yes, agreed.

Last message above posted at 0521 Central USA

TMFSquid​	When is that fag gonna delete the vag pic, that's literally the only rule on this locals page.
TMFSquid​	I hate rules and all, but I respect nick enough to follow the few rules he has to keep it somewhat functional

TMFSquid​

No seriously, locals itself has a no vag pr exposed tit policy,

wzombie​

ill fix it

Last message above posted at 0530 Central USA

So it was up for almost 2 hours

Self-doxxing and not caring:

Spoiler: Casually share you entire Google Map history, as one does...

MattHimSelph​

My "moniker" comes from NY last name. MattHim"Selph" that's my literal last name lol.

MrStirFry99​

dont dox yourselph. pun intended

MattHimSelph​

I really don't care.

MattHimSelph​

My online name "MattHimSelph" has been a thing since early XBOX 360 days lol. My amenity as been screwed since

MrStirFry99​

KiwiFarms doxxed me because of Cynthia and my insistently teller her to get raped and caller her a cunt. she deserved it. lol

MattHimSelph​

Kiwifarms only matters if you are actually a piece of shit. Other than that, its just promotional

MattHimSelph​

Red dot is where I am. Yellow is where I've been

TMFSquid​

Everywhere I've been since Google kept location history

MattHimSelph​

America

MattHimSelph​

Europe

Some actually pretty landscape photos:

Spoiler: Pretty

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I am surprised rackets has not banned you from the locals or can he not do that/ not figured out who you are?